I'm unsure as to which constitutes a more grievous crime.

Hef's girlfriends have to see Marston naked? Why?

Oh c'mon. Seeing Hef naked would be just as harmless as seeing a real-life, flesh-colored California Raisin, relentlessly shuffling after you with a chemical boner. Let's not get into hyperbole here.

His oldest son is 20?

That's pretty gross.

Golly, I'm just shocked that Hugh Hefner's son might have poor attitudes towards women.

It's good he taught his son to love and respect the ladies.

texdent: Imagine being the son of Hugh Hefner. Getting laid would be a piece of cake.

and this....

texdent: Imagine being the son of Hugh Hefner. Getting laid would be a piece of cake.

cereal. marriage in this case is incredible testimony to how farked up peoples brains become with chemical spill-over thanks to that biatch whore life ruiner called love.

An early audition tape for a sequel to Star 80?

Cagey B: Oh c'mon. Seeing Hef naked would be just as harmless as seeing a real-life, flesh-colored California Raisin, relentlessly shuffling after you with a chemical boner. Let's not get into hyperbole here.

Hef's 7 "girlfriends" get $2000 a week plus room and board; you can find plenty of p*ssy in that price range.

Who would have thought that growing up learning that women are just objects to be bought and sold like cattle with dad's money would have negative repercussions.

Didn't even know he had a son.

Poor little junior didn't learn how to appreciate women like his dad. Oh wait....

then again, with Hef's money children are easily raised in private schools thousands of miles away, very hands-off. don't know if that is the case, just saying.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Who would have thought that growing up learning that women are just objects to be bought and sold like cattle with dad's money would have negative repercussions.

This

Thisbymaster: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Who would have thought that growing up learning that women are just objects to be bought and sold like cattle with dad's money would have negative repercussions.

waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute....I'm from a rural farming community and I can tell you (most of us) do respect the cattle. Women on the other hand are apparently worth a little less around the Hefner casa....

nopokerface: His oldest son is 20?

That's pretty gross.

no--he is 21, just like they said in the article

biatch should have chosen better.

What's that saying...

This thread is worthless without his girlfriends pics....

I also didn't even know he had sons (that he claimed). But damn, they're goofy looking guys. I always thought Hugh seemed like a cool enough guy, at least from my infinite distance away. I would've partied with him and the girls. He must've been doing something right. Every girl I know says they would've slept with him. Power is an amazing aphrodisiac. Hell, most probably still would.

I get to see my Hef nekkid every night. Hell, I even get to sleep with him.

Of course I'm talking about my husband which is by no means related to Hugh.

And the only grievous crime my husband has done is wake me out of a dead sleep with one of his farts.

I will say the worst thing we've encountered with the last name Hefner is when my oldest came home from school in the 5th grade and her assignment was to find a famous person living or dead with the same last name.

You can guess how well that went over the next day in class. LOL

I'm pretty sure that when Hef comes, dust shoots out of his dick.

Big Playboy fan here.... His girlfriend is one of my favorite Playmates of all time. I would hit it repeatedly and as often as I could... but not with a fist.

You know it is NSFW!!!! (new window)

The day I saw the Clair Sinclair issue I knew she would be PMOY.

/What???
// I take these things seriously!

nopokerface: His oldest son is 20?

That's pretty gross.

Yup. He's got two sons by his second marriage, which happened around 1990.

He also has a daughter who's in her 40s or 50s from his first marriage. She helped run the business for years.

One of hefs exes was on Howard Stern a few months back and apparently it's as sad, pathetic and fake as you could possibly imagine. The girlfriends talk crap behind his back, bang their real boyfriends and treat him like an atm. And yes, he needs a suitcase full of meds and devices to pull off the slightest bit of action in the sack.

Also she got to keep a gigantic diamond.

I've heard that he has a huge neck.

hundreddollarman: desertfool: Big Playboy fan here.... His girlfriend is one of my favorite Playmates of all time. I would hit it repeatedly and as often as I could... but not with a fist.

You know it is NSFW!!!! (new window)

The day I saw the Clair Sinclair issue I knew she would be PMOY.

/What???
// I take these things seriously!

I had that same feeling about Sara Jean Underwood in 2006.

/Why yes, I did fap to her quite often.
//Too bad about the fake boobies. Doesn't stop me from fapping.

Them boobies is REAL!
That girl is old fashioned curvy goodness! She gave me two autographed pictures before I deployed! Check her out in Retro Lovely and photos by Malak.
Hottest girl in a decade...only with SJU coming in a distant second!
That being said, I'ld break Marston's head open if I had the chance!

hundreddollarman: desertfool: Big Playboy fan here.... His girlfriend is one of my favorite Playmates of all time. I would hit it repeatedly and as often as I could... but not with a fist.

You know it is NSFW!!!! (new window)

The day I saw the Clair Sinclair issue I knew she would be PMOY.

/What???
// I take these things seriously!

I had that same feeling about Sara Jean Underwood in 2006.

/Why yes, I did fap to her quite often.
//Too bad about the fake boobies. Doesn't stop me from fapping.

As did I. I thought she was amazing in the "Girls of the Pac-10" and new she would be a playmate. Then when I saw her playmate shoot I knew she would win PMOY.

She didn't need the boob job at all.

I've correctly picked the PMOY since her. This year I think it will be Ana Sophia B. (not my favorite, but she is too close to Hef to lose.)

/I pay WAY too much attention to this.

notmtwain: skantea: One of hefs exes was on Howard Stern a few months back and apparently it's as sad, pathetic and fake as you could possibly imagine. The girlfriends talk crap behind his back, bang their real boyfriends and treat him like an atm. And yes, he needs a suitcase full of meds and devices to pull off the slightest bit of action in the sack.

Also she got to keep a gigantic diamond.

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// Who's using whom? He's 84, still quite mentally sharp and evidently still having a great time. More power to him.

I don't care what anyone says; if you are a (straight) guy, he has lived his adult life in his pj's surrounded by semi naked women in their 20's. God bless you, Hef, you have lived the PERFECT life.

Dwight_Yeast: nopokerface: His oldest son is 20?

That's pretty gross.

Yup. He's got two sons by his second marriage, which happened around 1990.

He also has a daughter who's in her 40s or 50s from his first marriage. She helped run the business for years.

She helped run it in to the ground. She almost help him lose PEI.

How could anyone hit her:



And I don't mean in the "fist of an angry god" sense.