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Time to load up on beer, milk, bread and beer, north Atlanta is in for massive blizzard with up to a half inch of snow
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Pud
2012-02-13 02:25:36 PM
I'm ready.
COME AT ME BRO
jehovahs witness protection
2012-02-13 02:28:35 PM
Pud
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I'm ready. COME AT ME BRO
You'll need a mustang with traction control.
Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-13 02:55:09 PM
Us southern californians feel your pain. There's a slight chance of rain here throughout the week
Mr. Coffee Nerves
2012-02-13 04:12:56 PM
I can only hope at least one News Director values lulz over his job and uses footage from season one of The Walking Dead on the newscast.
vudukungfu
2012-02-13 04:27:51 PM
Oh lordy. I do delclare. I'mma fissin ah git down to deah stoah and git me some vittles and fixing's. Lawd hab mercee.
Nogrhi
2012-02-13 04:29:34 PM
a licky licky boom boom down, y'all
Gordian Cipher
2012-02-13 04:57:07 PM
Seattle laughs at your pitiful attempts at sensationalistic storm warning scare-mongering news coverage.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-13 05:47:38 PM
Gordian Cipher
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Seattle laughs at your pitiful attempts at sensationalistic storm warning scare-mongering news coverage.
Yep. Bless their hearts.
weave
2012-02-13 05:50:59 PM
She said road crews would be "working to keep at least one passable lane in each direction open on state routes and two passable lanes in each direction on interstates.
This is so comical. Better close the schools down now too.
fusillade762
2012-02-13 06:03:01 PM
Subby said beer twice...
groppet
2012-02-13 06:03:40 PM
ZOMG!!!! time for cannibalism!! Last time this happend in Atlanta the company I work for has their HQ down there freaked out all of the northern offices made fun of em.
fstop
2012-02-13 06:04:17 PM
fusillade762
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Subby said beer twice...
He likes beer.
It's a Sunshine Day!
2012-02-13 06:06:08 PM
Ya'll see, the problem here is not so much the 1/2 inch of snow. It's that no one in all the South can drive in rain/sleet/snow/ice.
ox45tallboy
2012-02-13 06:06:30 PM
You guys laugh, but the whole city of Atlanta was shut down for a week last year. No school, no MARTA, no business openings, hell, many food delivery trucks couldn't make it to the grocery stores.
wildcardjack
2012-02-13 06:07:09 PM
Same front went through Dallas last night. It was snowing, but we'd been above freezing the whole day so nothing accumulated.
It still hasn't gotten cold enough this winter. Bugs are gonna be a biatch this spring, but I think the summers have been hot and dry enough to do a number on the creepy crawlies.
PirateQueen
2012-02-13 06:08:01 PM
January 2011, Publix at Canton GA (40 miles North of ATL)
Ambivalence
2012-02-13 06:08:27 PM
ox45tallboy
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You guys laugh, but the whole city of Atlanta was shut down for a week last year. No school, no MARTA, no business openings, hell, many food delivery trucks couldn't make it to the grocery stores.
Yah but how much snow did it take for THAT?
PowerSlacker
2012-02-13 06:08:42 PM
fstop
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fusillade762: Subby said beer twice...
He likes beer.
And rape.
/amidoinitrite?
phatrabt
2012-02-13 06:10:08 PM
Oh joy, I'm so glad I work from home (most of the time) cause all it takes is one retard and the short drive from Marietta to Glenridge turns into a cluster. On a side note, I've always wondered something. If you are going to be isolated due to weather, WHY would you buy milk and bread, the 2 things that are the most perishable? Wouldn't canned goods be better?
Bruxellensis
2012-02-13 06:10:33 PM
Nogrhi
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a licky licky boom boom down, y'all
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Mr. Coffee Nerves
2012-02-13 06:10:40 PM
Fools. You're just puppets for the French Toast Industrial Complex.
Stantz
2012-02-13 06:11:00 PM
Well, I'm from the south-eastern U of K, and we just had Siberia dump a load on us
ox45tallboy
2012-02-13 06:11:02 PM
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ox45tallboy: You guys laugh, but the whole city of Atlanta was shut down for a week last year. No school, no MARTA, no business openings, hell, many food delivery trucks couldn't make it to the grocery stores.
Yah but how much snow did it take for THAT?
3-4" of snow, but the problem was the 2-3" of ICE that fell afterwards.
It was snow, but then you had this crunchy white coating over the top of everything...
Sick Old Farker
2012-02-13 06:11:24 PM
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ox45tallboy: You guys laugh, but the whole city of Atlanta was shut down for a week last year. No school, no MARTA, no business openings, hell, many food delivery trucks couldn't make it to the grocery stores.
Yah but how much snow did it take for THAT?
3/4 of an inch.
ox45tallboy
2012-02-13 06:12:26 PM
phatrabt
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Oh joy, I'm so glad I work from home (most of the time) cause all it takes is one retard and the short drive from Marietta to Glenridge turns into a cluster. On a side note, I've always wondered something. If you are going to be isolated due to weather, WHY would you buy milk and bread, the 2 things that are the most perishable? Wouldn't canned goods be better?
Because most people already have a few cans of this and that, it's the perishable stuff that goes bad after a few days that it is important to have fresh quantities of.
texdent
2012-02-13 06:12:38 PM
wildcardjack
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Same front went through Dallas last night. It was snowing, but we'd been above freezing the whole day so nothing accumulated.
It still hasn't gotten cold enough this winter. Bugs are gonna be a biatch this spring, but I think the summers have been hot and dry enough to do a number on the creepy crawlies.
At least we got what we did, instead of what we got last year around this time. That was nuts.
Noticeably F.A.T.
2012-02-13 06:16:27 PM
Ha! Place that doesn't get much of [weather] doesn't react well when hey get [weather]!
grokca
2012-02-13 06:18:00 PM
Stantz
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Well, I'm from the south-eastern U of K, and we just had Siberia dump a load on us
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OH MY GOD!!!!!! How did you ever brush that much snow off your car?
chookbillion
2012-02-13 06:18:04 PM
phatrabt
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Oh joy, I'm so glad I work from home (most of the time) cause all it takes is one retard and the short drive from Marietta to Glenridge turns into a cluster. On a side note, I've always wondered something. If you are going to be isolated due to weather, WHY would you buy milk and bread, the 2 things that are the most perishable? Wouldn't canned goods be better?
Both of those actually last quite a long time (if you get the mass-produced type bread). As far as the milk goes, if the electricity goes out, it's probably cold enough in the fridge for some time, and there's always outside in the snow. Or, bring in a box of snow.
Last Man on Earth
2012-02-13 06:19:03 PM
Speaking as someone from Georgia, I totally understand why people from more snowbound areas would make fun of our reaction, but if you think about it, said reaction makes sense. Snowfall's so rare here that when we get it, we're completely unprepared. The cities don't bother to spend money on buying plows of any sort, some people MIGHT have snow shovels, but most of us don't, and nobody's even HEARD of snow tires/chains. Hell, people only bought ice scrapers for their windshields after last year's snow was already over. Snow is just such an uncommon event that there's no incentive to spend time/effort/money on getting ready for it. Without any of those preparations, I doubt northern cities would fare any better.
Callous
2012-02-13 06:20:15 PM
weave
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She said road crews would be "working to keep at least one passable lane in each direction open on state routes and two passable lanes in each direction on interstates.
This is so comical. Better close the schools down now too.
Up here in New England anything less than an inch is called "a dusting". No one even pays attention until they start talking about >6". Although this year has been especially light on the snow. The only snow we have around are the few melting piles in big parking lots.
DysphoricMania
2012-02-13 06:20:50 PM
Ambivalence
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ox45tallboy: You guys laugh, but the whole city of Atlanta was shut down for a week last year. No school, no MARTA, no business openings, hell, many food delivery trucks couldn't make it to the grocery stores.
Yah but how much snow did it take for THAT?
Actually not even 1/2 inch. It was the ice that was the killer. Took so long to recover b/c this state seems to have maybe 3 plows/salt trucks. We could not get out of the neighborhood for 3 days b/c of the ice (and the steep hills in the subdivision).
But it will be back in the 70's by Thursday, so.... meh.
redmid17
2012-02-13 06:21:20 PM
chookbillion
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phatrabt: Oh joy, I'm so glad I work from home (most of the time) cause all it takes is one retard and the short drive from Marietta to Glenridge turns into a cluster. On a side note, I've always wondered something. If you are going to be isolated due to weather, WHY would you buy milk and bread, the 2 things that are the most perishable? Wouldn't canned goods be better?
Both of those actually last quite a long time (if you get the mass-produced type bread). As far as the milk goes, if the electricity goes out, it's probably cold enough in the fridge for some time, and there's always outside in the snow. Or, bring in a box of snow.
Some kind of naturally cooled container for keeping perishables good? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
luthia
2012-02-13 06:24:34 PM
God I hope subby was making a funny with the half inch thing.
base935
2012-02-13 06:24:37 PM
Prepare for the
SNOWCAPOLIPSE!!!!
/Whomever made those title quickbars, thank you several times.
//Den weather guys create drama, just to get views. Just sayin'.
Ambivalence
2012-02-13 06:25:32 PM
ox45tallboy
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3-4" of snow, but the problem was the 2-3" of ICE that fell afterwards.
It was snow, but then you had this crunchy white coating over the top of everything...
Oh that's the worst. I had to walk home in that once, less than a quarter mile, and I nearly slipped and fell into the street and oncoming traffic a few times.
But still, how does that last for a whole week?
ox45tallboy
2012-02-13 06:26:25 PM
Callous
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Up here in New England anything less than an inch is called "a dusting". No one even pays attention until they start talking about >6". Although this year has been especially light on the snow. The only snow we have around are the few melting piles in big parking lots.
MaliFinn
2012-02-13 06:27:29 PM
pathetic
kilgorn
2012-02-13 06:27:32 PM
vudukungfu
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Oh lordy. I do delclare. I'mma fissin ah git down to deah stoah and git me some vittles and fixing's. Lawd hab mercee.
WTF is that supposed to be......
redmid17
2012-02-13 06:27:43 PM
Ambivalence
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ox45tallboy: 3-4" of snow, but the problem was the 2-3" of ICE that fell afterwards.
It was snow, but then you had this crunchy white coating over the top of everything...
Oh that's the worst. I had to walk home in that once, less than a quarter mile, and I nearly slipped and fell into the street and oncoming traffic a few times.
But still, how does that last for a whole week?
If the temperatures remain cold and there is a distinct lack of snow removal infrastructure, how is it going to leave?
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-02-13 06:27:44 PM
Ha. Southern wimps.
/Michigan native
//Atlanta is hot as the Devil's balls in summer.
///And the Devil don't wear boxers. He wears him some briefs.
jjorsett
2012-02-13 06:29:22 PM
Backwards Cornfield Races
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Us southern californians feel your pain. There's a slight chance of rain here throughout the week
Oh my GOD, it's raining here NOW! San Diego news coverage will be wall-to-wall with this breaking story.
Show_The_O_Face
2012-02-13 06:30:14 PM
ya'all are so cute.
ox45tallboy
2012-02-13 06:30:52 PM
Ambivalence
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But still, how does that last for a whole week?
It just never really got above freezing. Also, it's not like we have an army of plows and salt trucks to go out and clear the roads.
And walking on it does suck. Watching other people try to walk on it, however, is almost worth the cable being out.
Broktun
2012-02-13 06:33:20 PM
We have not had any snow yet this season.
I think our total has been less than 12".
Broktun
2012-02-13 06:33:57 PM
Broktun
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We have not had any snow yet this season.
I think our total has been less than 12".
And yes, I'd have to fark my wife 3 times to give her 12".
FreakinB
2012-02-13 06:34:17 PM
Heh. We had a storm like that here in NY a couple of weeks ago and it was nothing more than a very minor inconvenience. But after last year's earthquake here I can't make too much fun of anyone. Every area's going to have some natural phenomena that its inhabitants aren't used to.
DuudeStanky
2012-02-13 06:34:55 PM
ATTENSHUN ATLANTA!
Blizzard warning in effect for... Atlanta! It may destroy *cough* *cough* lots of houses. It may destroy lots of people.
The snow will be SO POWERFUL.
Stay safe.
Loucifer
2012-02-13 06:37:23 PM
Time to load up on beer, milk, bread and beer, north Atlanta is in for massive blizzard with up to a half inch of snow
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
cybrwzrd
2012-02-13 06:37:40 PM
Ambivalence
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But still, how does that last for a whole week?
Not enough plows/salt/untreated roads, thousands of miles of roads to clear, and solid ice covering the roads. You had to use a road grater to get the stuff up, plows were ineffective.
I am an Iowa boy, my driving skill were forged in deep snow and bitter cold temperatures, and I was afraid to drive in it. The interstate consisted of two half frozen ruts with 3 inch thick ice between each rut.
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