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(Radar Magazine) Obvious Whitney Houston's final movie to be released early. She had a lot of good lines   (radaronline.com) divider line 40
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Mark Ratner [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 02:06:54 PM
Dnrtfa. What's it called? The Body Bag
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 04:17:30 PM
$trike that iron while it'$ hot!

/that's the bu$ine$$
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 04:18:58 PM
I was going to say "too soon" but then I remembered where I am.
 
socodog
2012-02-13 04:42:03 PM
I pulled some strings and got a copy.

Here....

Link (new window)
 
Just_a_Bear
2012-02-13 04:44:12 PM
*snort*
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 04:45:36 PM
I was hopelessly distracted by Jordin Sparks' décolletage....So what's this about a This Is It:Whitney Houston biopic?
 
DeadMouseTails
2012-02-13 04:52:41 PM
This is in no way to capitalize on her death. No Way
 
TravisBickle62
2012-02-13 04:52:47 PM
Is it in 3D?
 
Uzzah
2012-02-13 04:53:43 PM
Sparkle, the movie that could have been Whitney Houston's acting comeback, is going to be released earlier than the original August release date . . . Dates are being discussed.

Ah, I see you have many questions about Mrs. Sparkle. I send you premium answer question 100%!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 04:53:49 PM
DeadMouseTails: This is in no way to capitalize on her death. No Way

Joe Jackson is trying to find a way to get in on it.
 
Gunderson
2012-02-13 04:57:09 PM
Diogenes: DeadMouseTails: This is in no way to capitalize on her death. No Way

Joe Jackson is trying to find a way to get in on it.

I heard he's steppin out.
 
cgraves67
2012-02-13 05:01:27 PM
the early bird capitalizes on the death of the worm.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 05:07:06 PM
The person who's really going to cash in, and completely innocently, is Dolly Parton. As sales of "I Will Always Love You" increase she'll get royalties.

But the ever gracious Dolly had some nice words.

"I was brought to tears again last night, as I'm sure many were, when Jennifer Hudson sang 'I Will Always Love You' on the Grammys in memory of Whitney," Dolly - who originally the song in 1974 - said in a statement to Access Hollywood on Monday.
 
Bashatizin' Smashmaster
2012-02-13 05:08:54 PM
Dammit. Outstanding work, subby.
 
busy chillin'
2012-02-13 05:10:01 PM
I can't decide if this headline blows or rocks.

take a crack at it and guess.
 
karmaceutical
2012-02-13 05:15:14 PM
crack is whack!
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 05:19:16 PM
"And glub, glub glub, glub glub, glub glub glub glub glub!"
 
skinink
2012-02-13 05:19:30 PM
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion Picture.
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 05:26:28 PM
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a Chevy Nova?
The Nova can get to 50.
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 05:27:03 PM
How are Apollo 13 and Whitney Houston alike?
They both had a crack problem.
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 05:27:39 PM
There's going to be a long line at her funeral. Coincidentally, that's what killed her.
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 05:28:14 PM
Whitney Houston's cause of death isn't clear. Because we all know that cocaine is white.
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 05:29:14 PM
Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 05:35:58 PM
Great lines indeed - every fan will want to see it...

static.guim.co.uk
 
leviosaurus
2012-02-13 05:39:03 PM
When considering your choice of cocktail, you may think appletini or cosmo, but Whitney recommends the bathwater - it's to die for!


/aisle seat.
 
LordStormes
2012-02-13 05:39:46 PM
Love the snippet at the bottom of the article. Her daughter's been in the hospital twice in the last day, after Whitney's entourage gave her booze and sedatives together to ease the pain of her mother's death. Because that combo worked so well for her mother...
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2012-02-13 05:40:26 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
xant
2012-02-13 06:19:11 PM
buckeyebrain: Whitney Houston's cause of death isn't clear. Because we all know that cocaine is white.

She drowned in a bathtub, so this joke doesn't really work. I think when they say "too soon" they mean "wait to find out all the facts, because it'll be funnier if you get them right."
 
grokca
2012-02-13 06:24:28 PM
xant: buckeyebrain: Whitney Houston's cause of death isn't clear. Because we all know that cocaine is white.

She drowned in a bathtub, so this joke doesn't really work. I think when they say "too soon" they mean "wait to find out all the facts, because it'll be funnier if you get them right."

What kind of Whitney doesn't float?
 
Dahnkster
2012-02-13 06:24:35 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-02-13 06:28:29 PM
Hey Subby....

i291.photobucket.com
 
buckeyebrain
2012-02-13 06:37:52 PM
xant: buckeyebrain: Whitney Houston's cause of death isn't clear. Because we all know that cocaine is white.

She drowned in a bathtub, so this joke doesn't really work. I think when they say "too soon" they mean "wait to find out all the facts, because it'll be funnier if you get them right."

Old and Busted: Cosmopolitans.
The New Hotness: Bathwater. Whitney says it's to die for.

/Better?
 
Dimensio [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 06:45:27 PM
The title of the movie is reminiscent of the title of another movie starring a singer. I am now curious as to whether Ms. Houstin's movie will be of the same high quality as the previous film.
 
ZMugg
2012-02-13 07:15:10 PM
Dimensio: The title of the movie is reminiscent of the title of another movie starring a singer. I am now curious as to whether Ms. Houstin's movie will be of the same high quality as the previous film.

Glitter was Mariah Carey's first attempt at a non-AW foray in front of a camera.

Whitney had, at least, acted before.

Advantage, "Ms. Houstin".
 
leviosaurus
2012-02-13 08:02:19 PM
buckeyebrain: xant: buckeyebrain: Whitney Houston's cause of death isn't clear. Because we all know that cocaine is white.

She drowned in a bathtub, so this joke doesn't really work. I think when they say "too soon" they mean "wait to find out all the facts, because it'll be funnier if you get them right."

Old and Busted: Cosmopolitans.
The New Hotness: Bathwater. Whitney says it's to die for.

/Better?

I'd yell "plagiarism" but your version is funnier. (dick!)
 
Strongbeerrules
2012-02-13 09:37:44 PM
I've heard of publicity stunts to promote a movie, but this is ridiculous. But seriously, what's really chilling is how the Network movie characters used Beale's murder as a ratings boost for the new television season...this sort of ghoulish behavior thing used to be fiction.
 
whizbangthedirtfarmer
2012-02-13 09:44:27 PM
I felt a small piece of hell today. I was in the dentist's chair while the radio played a Whitney Houston retrospective. Dear God. Yes, she had talent, but this is the first time I was forced to listen. You know, there's something to be said for not YELLING every damned thing you sing.
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:00:28 PM
whizbangthedirtfarmer: I felt a small piece of hell today. I was in the dentist's chair while the radio played a Whitney Houston retrospective. Dear God. Yes, she had talent, but this is the first time I was forced to listen. You know, there's something to be said for not YELLING every damned thing you sing.



This Whitney doesn't sing, but also loves to yell her act:



www.comedyforkidssf.com
 
barneyfifesbullet
2012-02-13 10:56:55 PM
She won't be starring in Waiting To Exhale 2.
 
Shenanigans!
2012-02-13 11:35:17 PM
LordStormes: Love the snippet at the bottom of the article. Her daughter's been in the hospital twice in the last day, after Whitney's entourage gave her booze and sedatives together to ease the pain of her mother's death. Because that combo worked so well for her mother...

No shiat - YOU'RE NOT HELPING, ENTOURAGE!
 
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