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		More: Sappy, storm drain, Department of Natural Resources, Dillon Weiler

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dstanley

2012-02-13 04:04:01 PM

Oh, dear. Oh d-d-d dear.

bikerbob59

2012-02-13 04:04:58 PM

Vesper. My son has relatives there.

/yes, it's a slow day.

Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-13 04:05:43 PM

Lucky Bear. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Artcurus

2012-02-13 04:06:41 PM

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Spindle

2012-02-13 04:07:28 PM

Wow, slow news day. Heck, they had a show called "The Bear Whisperer" about this guy in Oregon or something that would chase bears out of neighborhoods.

What was one of the first places he'd check? The storm drains.

How'd he get the bear out of the drain? Firecrackers

Prof. Frink

2012-02-13 04:09:22 PM

[sappy] would be more appropriate if bears liked maple syrup not honey, subby.

Cagey B

2012-02-13 04:14:21 PM

Spindle: How'd he get the bear out of the drain? Firecrackers

Doesn't sound like he could rightly be called a "whisperer" then. This show could use some better marketing, because I could totally get into a show called "The Bear Teaser", or "Suicide by Bear".

brantgoose

2012-02-13 04:30:46 PM

The other bears claim that this cave was made by humans. Still, despite being damp when it rains and smelling oddly of metal, it's a pretty good cave. It's even got a back door.

I doubt if humans make caves, any way. They don't have the claws for it.

A Brantgoose rip-off of Creature Comforts.

fusillade762

2012-02-13 04:37:08 PM

Oh, bother

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Stile4aly

2012-02-13 04:37:41 PM

If it were a white bear, we wouldn't be hearing anything about the color of the bear's fur in the headline.

Perducci

2012-02-13 04:43:46 PM

I call this chair.

DeadMouseTails

2012-02-13 04:50:17 PM

He looks really cold.

Gabrielmot

2012-02-13 05:06:20 PM

A bear living in a drain tunnel?

I hope you're happy liberals... *This* is Obama's America. Hope you have some change to spare.

/am I doing it right?

Agarista

2012-02-13 05:16:57 PM

Preved Medved

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Sin_City_Superhero

2012-02-13 05:21:08 PM

What do you do if you come in contact with a hibernating bear?

I light an M80 and toss it at the bear. Then I grab the videdo camera. Duh.

casual disregard

2012-02-13 05:23:15 PM

Very comforting!

I bet that zoologist is submissive.

Christ, how do people actually say/type things like that? I have to wash my hands now.

Gabrielmot

2012-02-13 05:31:28 PM

slc11082: Gabrielmot: A bear living in a drain tunnel?

I hope you're happy liberals... *This* is Obama's America. Hope you have some change to spare.

/am I doing it right?

Sort of, you didn't disrespect Obama enough. You need to put a 0 for an O or maybe call him 0bozo or something. If you can put in something about Kenya or muslin that's a + also.

thanks, I've really got to work on my politics trolling. My derp trolling and spelling/grammar trolling is pretty effective, but sometimes I'm just tired so those two come to me naturally.

Indubitably

2012-02-13 07:05:01 PM

Aww.

Opportunistic bear, indeed.

;)

Julie Cochrane

2012-02-13 08:11:31 PM

The poor thing was shivering. It looked miserable, even though it does have a built-in fur coat. I guess I'd be miserable, too, if I was outside in Wisconsin in the winter with my bear ass wedged in a drain pipe.

Indubitably

2012-02-13 09:09:28 PM

Julie Cochrane: The poor thing was shivering. It looked miserable, even though it does have a built-in fur coat. I guess I'd be miserable, too, if I was outside in Wisconsin in the winter with my bear ass wedged in a drain pipe.

Yah. Metal doesn't make a good keeper of body heat.

Bear'll be uncomfortable 'til spring, methinks.

Dumb bear?

Lone Stranger

2012-02-13 11:41:29 PM