I guess when you get cut off from welfare and are too lazy to work you're next likely action is to loot

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

I assume you're not being completely serious but a good riot would be fun. Barracade my neighborhood against another neighborhood and turn it into a fortified position. Deck out the cars with spikes and mount guns on them. It could be like the suburban version of mad max

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

There are only 5 or 6 major sporting event championships.

I read that Santorum is all over the place there. Why would Rick fly to Greece during the primaries?

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Stick around, dude. I hear all hell is going to break loose around June or July.

You think riots are groovy, wait till you see civil war, that'll REALLY turn yer crank.

doczoidberg [TotalFark]


"I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot"


You said riot twice.


I prefer the old No. 6; Link (new window)

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Sounds like you're a bit young to remember the LA Riots in the 90s from the Rodney King decision. Sure, on the surface it seemed racially oriented, but it pretty quickly turned into a looter free for all. I don't remember a whole lot of people leaning back and thinking "good times, good times." I guess we got that one Sublime song out of it though.

What "fiery Greek action" might look like:

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Remember the North-East blackout a while ago? Perfect opportunity to loot and riot just like the blackouts in the 70's. But what did people do instead? Everyone helped each other, walked home, and looked at the stars.

This isn't the America I grew up in.

Somebody find the link tio "London Riot Girls," it seems appropriate here.

Spindle: doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Sounds like you're a bit young to remember the LA Riots in the 90s from the Rodney King decision. Sure, on the surface it seemed racially oriented, but it pretty quickly turned into a looter free for all. I don't remember a whole lot of people leaning back and thinking "good times, good times." I guess we got that one Sublime song out of it though.

I remember reading how the korean shop owners quickly formed militias and we're getting in gun battles with the rioters. Barricaded in their shops firing AKs.....crazy stuff

Aardvark Inc.: doczoidberg [TotalFark]


"I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot"


You said riot twice.


I prefer the old No. 6; Link (new window)


Actually he said riot seven times.

/40 lbs of riot cleanup?

olddinosaur: doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Stick around, dude. I hear all hell is going to break loose around June or July.

You think riots are groovy, wait till you see civil war, that'll REALLY turn yer crank.

Well sure, as long as it goes like it did in the Balkans. Pillaging, burning, raping, ethnic cleansing.... good times, good times.

Why are they burning shops and stuff? IF you're going to burn who's responsible, target government buildings and the bankers. Use Google, find out where they live, and go burn their houses down.

BigBooper: olddinosaur: doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Stick around, dude. I hear all hell is going to break loose around June or July.

You think riots are groovy, wait till you see civil war, that'll REALLY turn yer crank.

Well sure, as long as it goes like it did in the Balkans. Pillaging, burning, raping, ethnic cleansing.... good times, good times.

Or cops burning down houses with 78 innocent people inside to get the one guy they want, or FBI punks shooting qwomen holding babies in their arms, or punk cops stealing money from common citizens by falsely accusing them of selling drugs, or scumbags deliberately running the country into the ground for the sake of their own power, or Attorneys general selling guns to drug gangs, ad infinitum.

FTR, I was being sarcastic on the previous post.

Backwards Cornfield Races: I guess when you get cut off from welfare and are too lazy to work you're next likely action is to loot

with that kind of deep thinking you should pay $10 / mo

That's a lot of baking soda to clean up.

moralpanic: Why are they burning shops and stuff? IF you're going to burn who's responsible, target government buildings and the bankers. Use Google, find out where they live, and go burn their houses down.

But they use live ammo, and most of the stuff they have is useless once all the stores are looted.

/what good is a pile of money when you can't buy anything?
//only makes you a target for people that grabbed axes and knives

Actually, this is a pretty clever strategy. All of the clean up and rebuilding are sure to create an economic boom, right? Right?

/3. Profit.
//who needs 1 & 2?

doczoidberg: I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Inciting a riot...book 'em. Lou

What Greek Fire (new window) may look like.

Greece fires are a biatch to put out.

/and remember kids, they aren't bailing out the Greeks, they're bailing out the banks dumb enough to loan money to the Greeks.

leisurejack: That's a lot of baking soda to clean up.

They should have just put the lid on.

olddinosaur: BigBooper: olddinosaur: doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

Stick around, dude. I hear all hell is going to break loose around June or July.

You think riots are groovy, wait till you see civil war, that'll REALLY turn yer crank.

Well sure, as long as it goes like it did in the Balkans. Pillaging, burning, raping, ethnic cleansing.... good times, good times.

Or cops burning down houses with 78 innocent people inside to get the one guy they want, or FBI punks shooting qwomen holding babies in their arms, or punk cops stealing money from common citizens by falsely accusing them of selling drugs, or scumbags deliberately running the country into the ground for the sake of their own power, or Attorneys general selling guns to drug gangs, ad infinitum.

FTR, I was being sarcastic on the previous post.

What your talking about is basic abuse of power. Happens all the time. People being oppressed, and all that. And it's boring as hell. What I'm looking for is complete anarchy! Not the abuse of the law, but the complete lack of it. Gangs, burning and raping and will, neighbors banding together at first for protection, but then attacking other neighbor hoods for resources. You haven't lived until you've burned a house down that's still full of people. Or raped a girl in front of her family, and then disfigured her horribly. Of course that's after you've murdered every male member of her family. Now that's FUN!

/Take the food and anything else you want, kill the family, but not the girl, bring her with us... She'll give us some sport. Before you leave burn everything, leave nothing.
//I used to sell copy machines

What a "fiery greek" might look like:

Aardvark Inc.: doczoidberg [TotalFark]


"I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot"


You said riot twice.


I prefer the old No. 6; Link (new window)

So you spare the women?

tricycleracer: I read that Santorum is all over the place there. Why would Rick fly to Greece during the primaries?

Anal?

Tatterdemalian: moralpanic: Why are they burning shops and stuff? IF you're going to burn who's responsible, target government buildings and the bankers. Use Google, find out where they live, and go burn their houses down.

But they use live ammo, and most of the stuff they have is useless once all the stores are looted.

/what good is a pile of money when you can't buy anything?
//only makes you a target for people that grabbed axes and knives

Or, they could start by burning down their own houses for believing that they could retire at 50, cheat on their taxes, and have the government provide everything for them they were too lazy to earn for themselves. An unproductive populace with an overwhelming sense of entitlement, enabled by a greedy politicians and greedier bankers created this perfect storm. And the Germans have had enough of subsidizing their lazy cousins. Coming soon to an America near you (with Chinese uncle goodness).

/ignore that 16 trillion dollars in debt, it's all about Wall Street, not runaway spending and pandering

tricycleracer: I read that Santorum is all over the place there. Why would Rick fly to Greece during the primaries?

Just came in for the Santorum references.

BigBooper: What your talking about is basic abuse of power. Happens all the time. People being oppressed, and all that. And it's boring as hell. What I'm looking for is complete anarchy! Not the abuse of the law, but the complete lack of it. Gangs, burning and raping and will, neighbors banding together at first for protection, but then attacking other neighbor hoods for resources. You haven't lived until you've burned a house down that's still full of people. Or raped a girl in front of her family, and then disfigured her horribly. Of course that's after you've murdered every male member of her family. Now that's FUN!

/Take the food and anything else you want, kill the family, but not the girl, bring her with us... She'll give us some sport. Before you leave burn everything, leave nothing.
//I used to sell copy machines

sounds like the army in swan song.

slc11082: Isn't "greek action" also a term for bareback sex?

doczoidberg: Riots are cool....
Why aren't there more riots here in the US?

And I mean riots that aren't racial. Race riots are scary and unfair because only minorities can take part. I just want a good old fashioned riot-riot that we ALL can enjoy in harmony and equality.

I just want a riot, in general. Is that so much to ask?

Lucky Greeks....

I think Joe Strummer had something to say about that-

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own

Black people gotta lot a problems
But they don't mind throwing a brick
White people go to school
Where they teach you how to be thick

An' everybody's doing
Just what they're told to
An' nobody wants
To go to jail!

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own

All the power's in the hands
Of people rich enough to buy it
While we walk the street
Too chicken to even try it

Everybody's doing
Just what they're told to
Nobody wants
To go to jail!

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own

Are you taking over
or are you taking orders?
Are you going backwards
Or are you going forwards?

But I think Jello Biafra hit it on the nose-

Tomorrow you're homeless
Tonight it's a blast

They need a lot more lube if they are going to keep going Greek..Their Omega will really burn
if they keep doing it dry..