That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

Is that some kind of euphemism?

If so, then what has Paul Rubens been up to lately?

sex pistol

love gun

puzzled how brick & mortar retailers stay in business

save big money: buy all my sex toys Used on eBay

Lol. I just read yesterday that police in Washington state say it's illegal to leave your children in a running car while you're visiting an adult toy store.

Clerk after he picked up the wallet and roots around in it:
"You get a free dildo! You get a free dildo! Everybody gets a free dildo!!"

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

damn robots, taking all the good jobs away from God fearing, hard working Americans....

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

I am imagining this poor robot with a mop and a weak electronic voice coming from a speaker saying "...please...kill...me...."

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

Someone would still have to maintain that iRobot Scooba, it may fill up fast.

You're sure he wasn't just happy to see them?

abfalter: CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

I am imagining this poor robot with a mop and a weak electronic voice coming from a speaker saying "...please...kill...me...."

I'm imagining a Roomba trying to figure out how to use a noose on himself.

DROxINxTHExWIND: CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

Who is going to change the robot's brush or dump the bucket? *Dryheave*

Someone with an MBA or liberal arts BA of course. Being underemployed is the new hotness these days.

Isn't such a place where you want to whip it out?

Ooh. . .not that kind of pistol.

/poster above had me at "Splooge Bot"

This is why you leave your own wallet somewhere else when you go to rob.

Preferably you'll have the wallet of someone who roughly fits your build to actually drop at the scene. Your average investigator is clever enough to follow clues to the conclusion you want him to.

/Bonus points if you wear the same type of shoe as your mark for the robbery

DROxINxTHExWIND: Mentalpatient87: abfalter: CygnusDarius: cgraves67: That's why they pay some poor dope minimum wage to mop the peep show floor.

This is a job that will be replaced by a robot.

I am imagining this poor robot with a mop and a weak electronic voice coming from a speaker saying "...please...kill...me...."

I'm imagining a Roomba trying to figure out how to use a noose on himself.

I imagine that Frye from Futurama would have his own personal Splooge Bot that would go around with him saying funny things, while being ridiculed by Bender every episode because of his job.

I can now totally hear Bender's voice in my head saying "Splooge Bot! Cleanup on aisle nine!"

He forgot his wallet?!
Sounds like a sticky situation.

My battery died at an "adult novelty store" once. Turns out the customers of that type of place aren't very sympathetic to the plight of a fellow perv.