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BKITU [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 11:11:25 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 12:41:23 PM
WHERE IS YOUR WHEELBARROW NOW?

/I think the neighbor borrowed it
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:07:23 PM
Sometimes dead is better.
 
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-13 01:12:47 PM
Its a trick. Get an axe
 
whatshisname
2012-02-13 01:14:24 PM
$3000 on vet bills?

What does a new terrier-Shih Tzu mix cost?
 
Russ1642 [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:14:39 PM
Anyone else remember the magic hoe in ultima VII?
 
Nightsweat
2012-02-13 01:14:58 PM
I feel happy!
 
croesius
2012-02-13 01:15:19 PM
I do want to go on the cart?
 
croesius
2012-02-13 01:15:56 PM
Dammit nightsweat! Twenty seconds!
 
Nightsweat
2012-02-13 01:16:27 PM
croesius: Dammit nightsweat! Twenty seconds!

That's why I didn't GIS search for the scene. :)
 
funk_soul_bubby
2012-02-13 01:17:53 PM
William Carlos Williams was right after all.
 
randomdragoon
2012-02-13 01:19:11 PM
"Wheelbarrow" is also a great word for Contact.
 
Egoy3k
2012-02-13 01:19:26 PM
If Scamp the dog was living up to his name by playing a trick on his owners, a grandmother in Washington isn't laughing.

So they wanted the dog to be dead?
 
croesius
2012-02-13 01:20:08 PM
Nightsweat: croesius: Dammit nightsweat! Twenty seconds!

That's why I didn't GIS search for the scene. :)

I give credit to my cell phone's itty bitty keypad. Well played.
 
HailRobonia
2012-02-13 01:20:59 PM
"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
 
Rent Party
2012-02-13 01:21:05 PM
At my house it would have been like this...

"Dog got hit by a car. Is dead now."

"Awwwww...."

/ General sadness ensues.

"Dog is alive! Sorry about the confusion."

"Hooray!"

/ General happiness ensues

"Dog costs $3K to fixors!"

"..."

/ Dog gets euthanized for $100.

// Sucks to be a dog.
 
Elfich
2012-02-13 01:21:08 PM
croesius: I do want to go on the cart?

THUNK. Crunch.

See you next Tuesday?
 
Coelacanth
2012-02-13 01:23:25 PM
Debbie Harry covers the Ramones Link (new window)
 
LeroyBourne
2012-02-13 01:23:44 PM
I'm glad they got x-mas covered now. Should have added a few birthdays in there too for the miracle of Scamp.
 
turbidum
2012-02-13 01:23:50 PM
Poppins?
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2012-02-13 01:24:11 PM
so much depends
upon

the resurrection wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

covering the terrier-Shih Tzu
zombie.
 
allegedman
2012-02-13 01:25:57 PM
I look at that dog and it looks like a muppet from Labyrinth or Fraggle Rock or whatever Jim Henson movie/show i grew up with in the 70/80s
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:26:13 PM
I don't wanna be buried
In the pet cemetary
I don't want to live my life again
 
HailRobonia
2012-02-13 01:27:28 PM
Rent Party: At my house it would have been like this...

"Dog got hit by a car. Is dead now."

"Awwwww...."

/ General sadness ensues.

"Dog is alive! Sorry about the confusion."

"Hooray!"

/ General happiness ensues

"Dog costs $3K to fixors!"

"..."

/ Dog gets euthanized for $100.

// Sucks to be a dog.

The dog comes with sprinkles!

The dog sprinkles contain sodium benzoate...
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:28:27 PM
Wasn't scamp supposed to wait until spring to pull this stunt?
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:28:46 PM
Oh what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
 
grumpytroll
2012-02-13 01:29:52 PM
recover costs - sell wheelbarrow as relgious artefark on Ebay......
 
gulliver_redrick
2012-02-13 01:31:40 PM
BEHOLD

farm8.staticflickr.com


/behold
 
KayakDude
2012-02-13 01:34:09 PM
The family has spent $3,000 on veterinary bills since. McKinlay says Scamp's return is the family's Christmas present.

Not much money left for anything else.
- Oh Scamp, why didn't you die? You had to ruin Chrismas, didn't you?
 
dennysgod
2012-02-13 01:35:06 PM
It all seem clear now, dog spelled backwards is god, this dog came back to life, that means god has come back to life in living flesh.

BEHOLD!!!! The messiah has returned!!!!

/and in 5 years (that's 30 in dog years) we can nail him to cross so our sins can be forgiven...again.
 
KrispyKritter
2012-02-13 01:35:23 PM
fark these people so much. glad they've paid $3k, hope they pay more.

smashed & broken and left for dead

in the dark

in the cold

under a wheelbarrow

if i did this to their children, i would be the bad guy
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 01:38:15 PM
KrispyKritter: fark these people so much. glad they've paid $3k, hope they pay more.

smashed & broken and left for dead

in the dark

in the cold

under a wheelbarrow

if i did this to their children, i would be the bad guy

www.lab1663.net
 
Noxious1
2012-02-13 01:43:30 PM
um....This was posted two months. What's up with that ,mods?
 
MsStatement
2012-02-13 01:50:03 PM
KrispyKritter: fark these people so much. glad they've paid $3k, hope they pay more.

smashed & broken and left for dead

in the dark

in the cold

under a wheelbarrow

if i did this to their children, i would be the bad guy

Well, to be fair, he was only mostly dead.

/agree with your actual point
//couldn't bother to get a vet to double check?
 
zulius
2012-02-13 01:52:06 PM
How does this compare to the Wheel of Morality?
 
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-13 02:04:12 PM
MsStatement: KrispyKritter: fark these people so much. glad they've paid $3k, hope they pay more.

smashed & broken and left for dead

in the dark

in the cold

under a wheelbarrow

if i did this to their children, i would be the bad guy

Well, to be fair, he was only mostly dead.

/agree with your actual point
//couldn't bother to get a vet to double check?

Or even check for a heart beat.
 
Numbat
2012-02-13 02:09:10 PM
Poppins?

i1046.photobucket.com
 
MyNameIsMofuga
2012-02-13 02:21:07 PM
Not sure why he used a wheelbarrow. A car would have done a better job.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 02:21:20 PM
Noxious1: um....This was posted two months. What's up with that ,mods?

The admins go through over 2,000 submissions daily so they don't have time to check for possible repeats.

If this indeed a repeat, you can report it as such and this thread will be pulled.
 
Oznog
2012-02-13 03:17:03 PM
www.nxfansite.net.au

Hwhat you say?
 
BenJammin
2012-02-13 03:33:16 PM
That's why we have wakes.
 
NotARocketScientist
2012-02-13 04:37:24 PM
It all seem clear now, dog spelled backwards is god, this dog came back to life, that means god has come back to life in living flesh.

BEHOLD!!!! The messiah has returned!!!!

/and in 5 years (that's 30 in dog years) we can nail him to cross so our sins can be forgiven...again.


I was going to go with the fact that wheelbarrows must be more efficient than tombs (which took 3 days) till you brought up the whole dog years thing.
 
spectrek
2012-02-13 05:41:41 PM
So she noticed that the dog was still bleeding. Isn't that one of the life signs? Dead bodies do not bleed. Also, she could have checked for a pulse.
 
adm_crunch
2012-02-14 07:06:35 AM
Nadie_AZ: Oh what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

THANK YOU! I was wondering when someone would mention that.
 
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