as a former private dick, yeah, this is the week you will spot activity on credit cards for cheaters.

d. Suicide prevention hotlines

Iniamyen1: d. Suicide prevention hotlines

The lonely are always forgotten.

I purposely forget about Valentine's every year. I'm horrible at buying gifts. I'd rather just get yelled at by whatever girl I happen to be dating at the time.

BalugaJoe: Iniamyen1: d. Suicide prevention hotlines

The lonely are always forgotten.

The lonely would be pleased to forget if only you would quit reminding them.

Obvious tag caught cheating?

As a former PI I can easily say this was always my busiest time of year for GPS tracking and surveillance, I would have around 10 going on at one time which is a lot for a 2 man shop. The second busiest time of year was between Thanksgiving and New Years.

nytmare: BalugaJoe: Iniamyen1: d. Suicide prevention hotlines

The lonely are always forgotten.

The lonely would be pleased to forget if only you would quit reminding them.

This.

us forever alone types are usually ok with it, until people rub our faces in it.

/then again, if someone was r... nm

Sooo, the BJ is supposed to be commensurate with the cost of the bouquet, right?

Poignant (FTFA):

He sees tragedy, not someone having fun, while on infidelity cases.

"Maybe they are filling up with gas or going to buy something and I have never seen anyone smiling."

[snip] Parker says years of tracking unfaithful spouses has convinced him that there is nothing fun about being in a cheating relationship.

"And when we are watching people, it's really a sad thing."

Cheating is one of those "But it feels good now!" type of things. Rather than work on your mind and maturity, you go for the quick fix - an affair. Perhaps it is similar to addiction, where judgement goes right out the window, in favor of a vain attempt to stem the pain...

Why can't a cheater just tell a woman the ground rules? This is just sex, nothing more, be discreet and don't mess with my family. No? You want a relationship with a married man? No thanks, good thing I didn't sick my whooo haaa in crazy. I've never cheated, but I know a lot of guys that have and have gotten busted when the girl goes nuts and outs him.

If you hire a pi, your relationship is already over. They are just putting the nails in the coffin

LeroyBourne: Why can't a cheater just tell a woman the ground rules? This is just sex, nothing more, be discreet and don't mess with my family. No? You want a relationship with a married man? No thanks, good thing I didn't sick my whooo haaa in crazy. I've never cheated, but I know a lot of guys that have and have gotten busted when the girl goes nuts and outs him.

That only works if both parties of the relationship are married and will lose tons in a divorce. The big problem arises when one steps out with a single person younger then they are. I've seen it from behind the camera lens in the hot car, those who get caught (both men and women) where always messing around with someone single and at least 10 years younger.

Thisbymaster: If you hire a pi, your relationship is already over. They are just putting the nails in the coffin

In the state of Georgia we are just making sure no alimony is owed.

/Prove infidelity on the part of the alimony seeker and it can not be awarded.

I purposely forget about Valentine's every year. I'm horrible at buying gifts. I'd rather just get yelled at by whatever girl I happen to be dating at the time.

Try this: "Valentine's day is so commercialized. I think it robs the occasion of any heart-felt feeling. Time spent together is the best way to say 'I love you'. So instead of celebrating Valentines day, lets just spend some time together on a day that is convenient for both of us. If we pick a weekend day it gives us more time together than a rushed, crowded date on a week day." Then pick a day and schedule something you both enjoy.

Note: This should be done about 2 weeks BEFORE valentines day so she knows it isn't making an excuse for forgetting.

Valentine's day is the day before my second favorite holiday of the year - Feb 15th - Cheap Chocolate Day. (Favorite day is Nov 1 - Cheap Candy Day.)

NotARocketScientist: Valentine's day is the day before my second favorite holiday of the year - Feb 15th - Cheap Chocolate Day. (Favorite day is Nov 1 - Cheap Candy Day.)

Don't forget the Monday after Easter, cheap chocolate Rabbit Day.

NotARocketScientist: Valentine's day is the day before my second favorite holiday of the year - Feb 15th - Cheap Chocolate Day. (Favorite day is Nov 1 - Cheap Candy Day.)

Don't forget the Monday after Easter, cheap chocolate Rabbit Day.

OMG! How could I have forgotten!
Move Cheap Chocolate Day to slot 3!

Tom_Slick: As a former PI I can easily say this was always my busiest time of year for GPS tracking and surveillance, I would have around 10 going on at one time which is a lot for a 2 man shop. The second busiest time of year was between Thanksgiving and New Years.

How do you go about getting into that line of work?

bearcats1983: How do you go about getting into that line of work?

For me it was easy I was helping a PI with his tech needs out of a Pawn/Spy shop I owned, the Pawn business went to nothing (too many selling nobody buying) so I partnered with the PI I knew and started soliciting Family Law Firms. It was great fun at first but after 3 years I grew tired of it and moved on to other things.

Tom_Slick: As a former PI I can easily say this was always my busiest time of year for GPS tracking and surveillance, I would have around 10 going on at one time which is a lot for a 2 man shop. The second busiest time of year was between Thanksgiving and New Years.

What a douchebag career field. Lower than lawyers and police officers.

I'll keep this short:

bearcats1983: How do you go about getting into that line of work?

Best In The World: "You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence." - Abraham Lincoln


This happened 2 my boy R-Quan last yizzy. He used 2 live in Miami & was a prime time baller in tha club scene they got down thurrr. I'm talkin bottle service everynight. Shampaign & duck tails on a motherfarkers coat. He knew all tha ins cuz he was a bouncer @ SET. But he was barebackin biatches every nite & 1 day he done slipped up . 1st thang he did wrong was he got himself a live-in GF. But then he knocked up a side piece so B4 shiat could go down he just up jumped tha boogie & headed on back 2 New Jersey in tha middle of tha night & didn't leave no fwding addy. But he thought it waz cool & all cuz he figured she'd greenlight an abortion. That waz 3 years ago.

Well last yizzy around Valentine'z Day he was fixing 2 go out w/ 1 of his new girls, L'Basha. He was actually getting kind of romantic 4 tha first time 2. He rented a town car, Lil Crayton dressed up like a chauffer, they had a reserv8ion & Red Lobster, extracetera. But as he's getting read 2 go out fo his big D8 this bro runs up 2 him & iz like "u got served"! Turns out his baby momma set up a fake account on BlackPlanet & was frontin him. So this big dummy divuldged his addy & everythin which she gave 2 a PI. That dude found him & now he's got pay mad ridiculous amountz of child support. So, my advice would b 2 lay low this holiday if u got ppl trackin ur steps. Cuz thurrr ain't nothing like valentine's day 2 awaken tha vengeful beast that lays deep within every woman u've run JUST A LIL 2 much game on.

B safe, bros. B safe.

First, leading that paragraph with a Lincoln quote kinda undercuts your whole shtick.

Second, I really wonder how much you get out of this- I won't lie; for no pay and little recognition, i spend about 2-4 hours/week during the football season writing a humorous newsletter for our fantasy league, and i get that you spend less than that per post, but I see more than a few of your posts per day. People have "gotten" it, and aside from the occasional liter you get with that hook of yours, people generally don't respond to your walls. It definitely takes effort to write like that consistently, especially when it's not your natural writing style.

I'm not saying stop- by all means, do what makes you happy. It's just...what you're doing is likened best to bathroom graffiti- largely ignored, sometimes clever, almost always crude or unrefined, written anonymously, for an anonymous audience.

Is stall wall scrawl really that satisfying?

Unless of course, you're Meow Said The Dog, and you've moved on from...

"Yes I was pleasant suprise with the eating of the skrimps they were alive at the time place when I entered them in my mouth for the eating; I say if you are being in the Japan you go find the tasty skrimp sushi place on street near airports I am loling out loud"

In closing, I bid you mellow salutations, and encourage you to be well.

I clicked.

Then I read the article.

I find myself bothered by articles where every sentence is its own paragraph.

Why is this neccessary?

I ask you.

But I think I know the answer.

Thanks.

Best In The World: grinding_journalist: Best In The World: "You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence." - Abraham Lincoln


This happened 2 my boy R-Quan last yizzy. He used 2 live in Miami & was a prime time baller in tha club scene they got down thurrr. I'm talkin bottle service everynight. Shampaign & duck tails on a motherfarkers coat. He knew all tha ins cuz he was a bouncer @ SET. But he was barebackin biatches every nite & 1 day he done slipped up . 1st thang he did wrong was he got himself a live-in GF. But then he knocked up a side piece so B4 shiat could go down he just up jumped tha boogie & headed on back 2 New Jersey in tha middle of tha night & didn't leave no fwding addy. But he thought it waz cool & all cuz he figured she'd greenlight an abortion. That waz 3 years ago.

Well last yizzy around Valentine'z Day he was fixing 2 go out w/ 1 of his new girls, L'Basha. He was actually getting kind of romantic 4 tha first time 2. He rented a town car, Lil Crayton dressed up like a chauffer, they had a reserv8ion & Red Lobster, extracetera. But as he's getting read 2 go out fo his big D8 this bro runs up 2 him & iz like "u got served"! Turns out his baby momma set up a fake account on BlackPlanet & was frontin him. So this big dummy divuldged his addy & everythin which she gave 2 a PI. That dude found him & now he's got pay mad ridiculous amountz of child support. So, my advice would b 2 lay low this holiday if u got ppl trackin ur steps. Cuz thurrr ain't nothing like valentine's day 2 awaken tha vengeful beast that lays deep within every woman u've run JUST A LIL 2 much game on.

B safe, bros. B safe.

First, leading that paragraph with a Lincoln quote kinda undercuts your whole shtick.

Second, I really wonder how much you get out of this- I won't lie; for no pay and little recognition, i spend about 2-4 hours/week during the football season writing a humorous newsletter for our fantasy league, and i get that you spend less tha ...

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Best In The World: "You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence." - Abraham Lincoln


This happened 2 my boy R-Quan last yizzy. He used 2 live in Miami & was a prime time baller in tha club scene they got down thurrr. I'm talkin bottle service everynight. Shampaign & duck tails on a motherfarkers coat. He knew all tha ins cuz he was a bouncer @ SET. But he was barebackin biatches every nite & 1 day he done slipped up . 1st thang he did wrong was he got himself a live-in GF. But then he knocked up a side piece so B4 shiat could go down he just up jumped tha boogie & headed on back 2 New Jersey in tha middle of tha night & didn't leave no fwding addy. But he thought it waz cool & all cuz he figured she'd greenlight an abortion. That waz 3 years ago.

Well last yizzy around Valentine'z Day he was fixing 2 go out w/ 1 of his new girls, L'Basha. He was actually getting kind of romantic 4 tha first time 2. He rented a town car, Lil Crayton dressed up like a chauffer, they had a reserv8ion & Red Lobster, extracetera. But as he's getting read 2 go out fo his big D8 this bro runs up 2 him & iz like "u got served"! Turns out his baby momma set up a fake account on BlackPlanet & was frontin him. So this big dummy divuldged his addy & everythin which she gave 2 a PI. That dude found him & now he's got pay mad ridiculous amountz of child support. So, my advice would b 2 lay low this holiday if u got ppl trackin ur steps. Cuz thurrr ain't nothing like valentine's day 2 awaken tha vengeful beast that lays deep within every woman u've run JUST A LIL 2 much game on.

B safe, bros. B safe.

Translation:

This happened to my friend "Reggie" last year. He was living in Miami at the time and was very popular with the local ladies. He purchased and consumed a great deal of alcohol on a regular basis. This was apparently done for the purpose of impressing those around him by displaying his abundance of riches. He had amassed his wealth while previously employed as a doorman at a lucrative nightclub. Reggie enjoyed the excitement of juggling several sexual partners concurrently, until one day his game caught up with him. He had decided to commit to one individual and asked her to move in with him. Reggie struggled, however, to remain faithful to just one woman. He is a peacock, after all; he needs to fly. After sampling the local cuisine once again, he found himself with a baby on the way. He decided the only safe course of action was to flee the hazy streets of Miami and head north to New Jersey without explaining the situation to his current roommate. Somehow this occurred three years ago, even though I previously stated that this event took place last year.

So here we are in February 2011, and Reggie decided he would like to date L'il Sis. Very taken by L'il Sis, Reggie was laying the charm on quite heavily. One night he went to Alamo and picked up a Lincoln Town Car. Reggie (still wealthy from his days at SET) hired his friend Crayton to drive the Town Car, despite Crayton's name not being found on the car rental agreement. Always a charmer, Reggie even booked his favorite booth at the Red Lobster, down in the Extracetera part of town. Before he could get into the back seat of the Town Car to begin the night of passion, one of Reggie's friends jogged over to him to inform Reggie that a gang of street dancers just showed him up. The woman with whom Reggie had shared the special evening (last year, three years ago) had since discovered that Reggie was now living in New Jersey and had pried the exact details from Reggie's friend. The mother of Reggie's child hired a private investigator (she had called in early to beat the Valentine's Day rush and was able to find a P.I. who was not already booked for the evening). As he was paid to do, the private investigator did locate Reggie and submitted his contact information to the proper authorities. Reggie's silo of gold coins is diminishing now as he is catching up on Child Support payments.

My personal advice would be to stay indoors on Valentine's Day, especially if people are hunting you. Nothing is worse than waking up on a special day to meet one of the horrendous creatures that hibernate inside women whom you have hurt.

Wear a condom, my friends. Wear a condom.

grinding_journalist:

First, leading that paragraph with a Lincoln quote kinda undercuts your whole shtick.

(Stuff cut out...)


I've always thought s/he was trying to do a Mike Lowell impersonation and falling rather short.

*shrug*

The answer is B!!

DVDave: Reggie decided he would like to date L'il Sis.

Wow, I wonder if "Reggie" knows Bubb Rubb.

But Honey!!
It's valentines day! Can't you talk to your boss not to make your work overtime that day?!

grinding_journalist: DVDave: Reggie decided he would like to date L'il Sis.

Wow, I wonder if "Reggie" knows Bubb Rubb.

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The whistles go "Woo WOOOOOO"

I guess Orly Taitz is stepping up her game again just in time for the presidential election.