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The man who ordered the assassination of an Iranian nuclear scientist by attaching a bomb to his car denounces the Iranian-backed "terrorists" who attached bombs to cars of his ambassadors in Georgia and India
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Mugato
2012-02-13 09:28:58 AM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu swiftly accused archenemy Iran, and its Lebanese proxy, Hezbollah.
Well at least he took a calm, measured approach and gathered all the facts instead of spuriously making accusations.
unlikely
2012-02-13 09:30:15 AM
IOKIYAI
FlashHarry
2012-02-13 09:38:13 AM
criticism of israel = anti-semitism! lalalalalalala can't hear you!!!!!!
Slaxl
2012-02-13 09:44:52 AM
What do you want him to do? Say "aaaah haha, you got us, fair enough, our turn next, you cheeky rascals!!"
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-02-13 09:54:46 AM
He's not says that all killing is wrong. He just wants to make the right people get killed.
2wolves
2012-02-13 10:06:20 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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He's not says that all killing is wrong. He just wants to make the right people get killed.
Could you run that through Google Translate for us? Thanks.
SJKebab
2012-02-13 10:12:00 AM
hypocrisy != irony
Sleeping Monkey
2012-02-13 10:13:10 AM
Wait, so violence doesn't bring peace? Who knew?
GAT_00
2012-02-13 10:13:30 AM
Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
WorldCitizen
2012-02-13 10:19:41 AM
Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up. Either that, or admit that you, too, are a terrorist.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-02-13 10:25:15 AM
2wolves
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Could you run that through Google Translate for us? Thanks.
הוא לא אומר כי הרג את כל זה לא נכון. הוא רק רוצה לעשות את האנשים הנכונים לקבל נהרג.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-02-13 10:31:58 AM
well, if those Israeli diplomats were helping build nuclear weapons for Iran, then yeah, so ironic.
LazarusLong42
2012-02-13 10:32:12 AM
GAT_00
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Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
mitchcumstein1
2012-02-13 10:32:37 AM
GAT_00
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Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
No, but really, when have they needed an excuse?
zedster
2012-02-13 10:32:42 AM
GAT_00
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Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
given this run of events?
Azerbaijan arrests plot suspects, cites Iran link
(new window)
Azerbaijan in row with Iran over 'Israeli spies'
(new window)
Tracking the Hezbollah Connection in Thailand
(new window)
Theory one: After multiple failed plot attempts Iran/Hezbollah finally hit a target
Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2012-02-13 10:33:46 AM
GAT_00
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Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I was thinking the same thing. No one died in these attacks either. How ridiculous to even consider something like this, but when it comes to Israel, I'm pretty sure there is nothing they won't do at this point to instigate a war with Iran.
RDixon
2012-02-13 10:34:02 AM
How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?
DavidVincent
2012-02-13 10:34:04 AM
Blowback's a biatch.
Lane83
2012-02-13 10:35:56 AM
Slaxl
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What do you want him to do? Say "aaaah haha, you got us, fair enough, our turn next, you cheeky rascals!!"
Not order the killing of scientists?
Anyway, he should at least not act surprised and hurt when violence begets more violence. That's called "par for the course."
skullkrusher
2012-02-13 10:36:28 AM
RDixon
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How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?
If I were an Israeli diplomat I'd do that every .123 miles though that could just be the OCD talking.
Wendy's Chili
2012-02-13 10:36:35 AM
LazarusLong42
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GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
Yeah, you have to be crazy to think they would ever run a
false flag operation
. (new window)
Rich Cream
2012-02-13 10:36:59 AM
Forgot_my_password_again
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well, if those Israeli diplomats were helping build nuclear weapons for Iran, then yeah, so ironic.
I have come to accept that people will use the Ironic tag in lieu of an Hypocrisy tag.
/join us
The Dog Ate My Homework
2012-02-13 10:37:02 AM
RDixon
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How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?
If I were an Israeli diplomat, I imagine I would do it frequently.
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2012-02-13 10:38:03 AM
zedster
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Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats
Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound like a tin-foil hat-wearing loon. You need to change your facts to fit my reality or else I shall become very cross.
I'm off to the Entertainment thread where I shall commence making crackpot theories that Whitney Houston was assassinated by Israeli agents who have it out for Bobby Brown. No one will use logic against me over there.
Mad Scientist
2012-02-13 10:38:36 AM
HotWingConspiracy
2012-02-13 10:39:23 AM
Totally different due to events from seven decades ago that didn't involve Iran.
Rich Cream
2012-02-13 10:39:30 AM
LazarusLong42
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GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.
Joe Blowme
2012-02-13 10:42:15 AM
This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
zedster
2012-02-13 10:42:55 AM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
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zedster: Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats
Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound like a tin-foil hat-wearing loon. You need to change your facts to fit my reality or else I shall become very cross.
I'm off to the Entertainment thread where I shall commence making crackpot theories that Whitney Houston was assassinated by Israeli agents who have it out for Bobby Brown. No one will use logic against me over there.
well she did hang out in Israel with the the Israeli Black Hebrews who are based in Dimona, the Israeli town with the paint factory that is totally not a nuclear reactor
(new window)
GAT_00
2012-02-13 10:44:52 AM
Rich Cream
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LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.
And I didn't say it MUST be, just that the thought occurred.
Rich Cream
2012-02-13 10:47:34 AM
GAT_00
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Rich Cream: LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.
And I didn't say it MUST be, just that the thought occurred.
You'd have to be brain-dead to not consider there may be more than what meets the eye. Especially in the realm of international politics. Yeesh.
DROxINxTHExWIND
2012-02-13 10:49:16 AM
Joe Blowme
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This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
It is from the German's perspective.
/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
doglover
2012-02-13 10:49:56 AM
WorldCitizen
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Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.
Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-02-13 10:51:06 AM
Rich Cream
:
I have come to accept that people will use the Ironic tag in lieu of an Hypocrisy tag.
/join us
I am like so totally not a grammer nazi and stuff, but I think the ironic thing irritates so much because sports announcers want to use in every sentence to sound smart.
Dear Al Michael and Joe Buck, Coincidence is NOT irony!
dywed88
2012-02-13 10:51:33 AM
RDixon
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How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?
If I were an Israeli diplomat (or Iranian nuclear scientist) I would be constantly searching for bombs.
Amos Quito
2012-02-13 10:51:39 AM
FTA:
When the car approached a crossing,
she noticed a motorcyclist ride up and stick something on it that appeared to be a magnetic device
, he said. The car drove a short distance, there was a loud sound and then an explosion and the car caught fire, he said.
Damn, Israel, If you're going to carry out False-Flag attacks in your pathetic attempt to stir up international support for your aggression against Iran, you should AT LEAST have sense enough not to use the EXACT SAME methods that YOU have been using to assassinate scientists in Iran.
I mean, we saw that you where planning to use this false-flag tactic when you
made the announcement last week
, but couln't you have been just a
little
more creative in the execution?
Mossad, I am disappoint.
DROxINxTHExWIND
2012-02-13 10:51:51 AM
doglover
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WorldCitizen: Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.
Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.
Huh? They're scientists experimenting with nuclear power. It has not been determinded conclusively that they are actively trying to make bombs. Also, by your logic, any accounting office of a defense contractor company is just as valid a target as a tank. I disagree.
Amos Quito
2012-02-13 10:53:48 AM
GAT_00
:
Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
ISRAEL FIRST!
Always suspect Israel first.
It's a safe bet
OniExpress
2012-02-13 10:55:35 AM
Farking Bibi. Stop trying to cause WW3.
Wendy's Chili
2012-02-13 10:55:46 AM
doglover
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WorldCitizen: Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.
Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.
Two things...
One, the Secretary of Defense himself says they're not building a bomb.
Two, discharged marines
are
civilians regardless of any "milspec" anatomy and should not be considered valid military targets.
skullkrusher
2012-02-13 10:55:53 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND
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Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
It is from the German's perspective.
/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
maybe but it is a crime to say so in Germany.
Joe Blowme
2012-02-13 10:56:23 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND
:
Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
It is from the German's perspective.
/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.
Amos Quito
2012-02-13 10:56:43 AM
mitchcumstein1
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GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
No, but really, when have they needed an excuse?
They don't need an excuse, they need Uncle Sugardaddy to fight the war for them.
Expect US interests to be targeted next.
Stile4aly
2012-02-13 10:58:29 AM
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies--
Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!
Darling: ...has discovered that the leak is coming from the Field Hospital.
DROxINxTHExWIND
2012-02-13 10:58:30 AM
Joe Blowme
:
DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
It is from the German's perspective.
/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.
Well, I'm responding to you so that should tell you something.
/Ba Dum, CHING!
Joe Blowme
2012-02-13 11:01:09 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND
:
Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.
/tard
It is from the German's perspective.
/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.
Well, I'm responding to you so that should tell you something.
/Ba Dum, CHING!
Touche!
Amos Quito
2012-02-13 11:01:23 AM
Rich Cream
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LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.
The problem with 9/11 was that every time someone stopped and asked "
who really benefited?
", the conclusion was obvious.
BigNumber12
2012-02-13 11:02:23 AM
I live in Georgia but I don't see Iran nowhere not even sound but they says theres assassins should I be worrie
I herd on the news that iran has attacked but i dont see them no where wats going on
Rashnu
2012-02-13 11:02:48 AM
Don't worry, those steadily-increasing-in-intensity, booming sounds you hear aren't bombs, but only drums. Time to start throwing around the term casus belli yet?
Somacandra
2012-02-13 11:03:53 AM
If the Israeli government and the Iranian government are busy assassinating each other but not blowing up each other's civilian populations, I'm inclined to let them continue. Either they will learn to get along or they won't. Either way, its their choice,.
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