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(Yahoo)   The man who ordered the assassination of an Iranian nuclear scientist by attaching a bomb to his car denounces the Iranian-backed "terrorists" who attached bombs to cars of his ambassadors in Georgia and India   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 150
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2012-02-13 09:28:58 AM  
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu swiftly accused archenemy Iran, and its Lebanese proxy, Hezbollah.

Well at least he took a calm, measured approach and gathered all the facts instead of spuriously making accusations.
 
2012-02-13 09:30:15 AM  
IOKIYAI
 
2012-02-13 09:38:13 AM  
criticism of israel = anti-semitism! lalalalalalala can't hear you!!!!!!
 
2012-02-13 09:44:52 AM  
What do you want him to do? Say "aaaah haha, you got us, fair enough, our turn next, you cheeky rascals!!"
 
2012-02-13 09:54:46 AM  
He's not says that all killing is wrong. He just wants to make the right people get killed.
 
2012-02-13 10:06:20 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: He's not says that all killing is wrong. He just wants to make the right people get killed.


Could you run that through Google Translate for us? Thanks.
 
2012-02-13 10:12:00 AM  
hypocrisy != irony
 
2012-02-13 10:13:10 AM  
Wait, so violence doesn't bring peace? Who knew?
 
2012-02-13 10:13:30 AM  
Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?
 
2012-02-13 10:19:41 AM  
Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up. Either that, or admit that you, too, are a terrorist.
 
2012-02-13 10:25:15 AM  

2wolves: Could you run that through Google Translate for us? Thanks.


הוא לא אומר כי הרג את כל זה לא נכון. הוא רק רוצה לעשות את האנשים הנכונים לקבל נהרג.
 
2012-02-13 10:31:58 AM  
well, if those Israeli diplomats were helping build nuclear weapons for Iran, then yeah, so ironic.
 
2012-02-13 10:32:12 AM  

GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?


I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.
 
2012-02-13 10:32:37 AM  

GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?


No, but really, when have they needed an excuse?
 
2012-02-13 10:32:42 AM  

GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?


given this run of events?

Azerbaijan arrests plot suspects, cites Iran link (new window)
Azerbaijan in row with Iran over 'Israeli spies' (new window)
Tracking the Hezbollah Connection in Thailand (new window)

Theory one: After multiple failed plot attempts Iran/Hezbollah finally hit a target
Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats
 
2012-02-13 10:33:46 AM  

GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?


I was thinking the same thing. No one died in these attacks either. How ridiculous to even consider something like this, but when it comes to Israel, I'm pretty sure there is nothing they won't do at this point to instigate a war with Iran.
 
2012-02-13 10:34:02 AM  
How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?
 
2012-02-13 10:34:04 AM  
Blowback's a biatch.
 
2012-02-13 10:35:56 AM  

Slaxl: What do you want him to do? Say "aaaah haha, you got us, fair enough, our turn next, you cheeky rascals!!"


Not order the killing of scientists?

Anyway, he should at least not act surprised and hurt when violence begets more violence. That's called "par for the course."
 
2012-02-13 10:36:28 AM  

RDixon: How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?


If I were an Israeli diplomat I'd do that every .123 miles though that could just be the OCD talking.
 
2012-02-13 10:36:35 AM  

LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.


Yeah, you have to be crazy to think they would ever run a false flag operation. (new window)
 
2012-02-13 10:36:59 AM  

Forgot_my_password_again: well, if those Israeli diplomats were helping build nuclear weapons for Iran, then yeah, so ironic.


I have come to accept that people will use the Ironic tag in lieu of an Hypocrisy tag.

/join us
 
2012-02-13 10:37:02 AM  

RDixon: How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?


If I were an Israeli diplomat, I imagine I would do it frequently.
 
2012-02-13 10:38:03 AM  

zedster: Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats


Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound like a tin-foil hat-wearing loon. You need to change your facts to fit my reality or else I shall become very cross.

I'm off to the Entertainment thread where I shall commence making crackpot theories that Whitney Houston was assassinated by Israeli agents who have it out for Bobby Brown. No one will use logic against me over there.
 
2012-02-13 10:38:36 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-13 10:39:23 AM  
Totally different due to events from seven decades ago that didn't involve Iran.
 
2012-02-13 10:39:30 AM  

LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.



So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.
 
2012-02-13 10:42:15 AM  
This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard
 
2012-02-13 10:42:55 AM  

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: zedster: Theory two: Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Thailand and Georgia are working together to create false terror attacks and eventually help Israel bomb its own diplomats

Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound like a tin-foil hat-wearing loon. You need to change your facts to fit my reality or else I shall become very cross.

I'm off to the Entertainment thread where I shall commence making crackpot theories that Whitney Houston was assassinated by Israeli agents who have it out for Bobby Brown. No one will use logic against me over there.


well she did hang out in Israel with the the Israeli Black Hebrews who are based in Dimona, the Israeli town with the paint factory that is totally not a nuclear reactor (new window)
 
2012-02-13 10:44:52 AM  

Rich Cream: LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.


So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.


And I didn't say it MUST be, just that the thought occurred.
 
2012-02-13 10:47:34 AM  

GAT_00: Rich Cream: LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.


So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.

And I didn't say it MUST be, just that the thought occurred.



You'd have to be brain-dead to not consider there may be more than what meets the eye. Especially in the realm of international politics. Yeesh.
 
2012-02-13 10:49:16 AM  

Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard


It is from the German's perspective.

/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book
 
2012-02-13 10:49:56 AM  

WorldCitizen: Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.


Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.
 
2012-02-13 10:51:06 AM  

Rich Cream: I have come to accept that people will use the Ironic tag in lieu of an Hypocrisy tag.

/join us


I am like so totally not a grammer nazi and stuff, but I think the ironic thing irritates so much because sports announcers want to use in every sentence to sound smart.

Dear Al Michael and Joe Buck, Coincidence is NOT irony!
 
2012-02-13 10:51:33 AM  

RDixon: How many people stop their car at the side of the road and search for and find an unexploded bomb on it?


If I were an Israeli diplomat (or Iranian nuclear scientist) I would be constantly searching for bombs.
 
2012-02-13 10:51:39 AM  
FTA: When the car approached a crossing, she noticed a motorcyclist ride up and stick something on it that appeared to be a magnetic device, he said. The car drove a short distance, there was a loud sound and then an explosion and the car caught fire, he said.


Damn, Israel, If you're going to carry out False-Flag attacks in your pathetic attempt to stir up international support for your aggression against Iran, you should AT LEAST have sense enough not to use the EXACT SAME methods that YOU have been using to assassinate scientists in Iran.

I mean, we saw that you where planning to use this false-flag tactic when you made the announcement last week, but couln't you have been just a little more creative in the execution?

Mossad, I am disappoint.
 
2012-02-13 10:51:51 AM  

doglover: WorldCitizen: Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.

Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.


Huh? They're scientists experimenting with nuclear power. It has not been determinded conclusively that they are actively trying to make bombs. Also, by your logic, any accounting office of a defense contractor company is just as valid a target as a tank. I disagree.
 
2012-02-13 10:53:48 AM  

GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?



ISRAEL FIRST!


Always suspect Israel first.
It's a safe bet
 
2012-02-13 10:55:35 AM  
Farking Bibi. Stop trying to cause WW3.
 
2012-02-13 10:55:46 AM  

doglover: WorldCitizen: Yeah, I don't think you get to call someone a terrorist when they attach a bomb to your diplomats' car in traffic and blow them up after you have attached a bomb to a civilian's car in traffic and blown them up.

Bomb scientists aren't really civilians. That's like saying Marines are civilians after they get their discharge papers. They've still got a milspec brain.


Two things...

One, the Secretary of Defense himself says they're not building a bomb.

Two, discharged marines are civilians regardless of any "milspec" anatomy and should not be considered valid military targets.
 
2012-02-13 10:55:53 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard

It is from the German's perspective.

/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book


maybe but it is a crime to say so in Germany.
 
2012-02-13 10:56:23 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard

It is from the German's perspective.

/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book


Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.
 
2012-02-13 10:56:43 AM  

mitchcumstein1: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

No, but really, when have they needed an excuse?



They don't need an excuse, they need Uncle Sugardaddy to fight the war for them.

Expect US interests to be targeted next.
 
2012-02-13 10:58:29 AM  
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.

Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!

Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies--

Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!

Darling: ...has discovered that the leak is coming from the Field Hospital.
 
2012-02-13 10:58:30 AM  

Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard

It is from the German's perspective.

/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book

Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.



Well, I'm responding to you so that should tell you something.

/Ba Dum, CHING!
 
2012-02-13 11:01:09 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: This just in from the dumbass studios, subby thinks the Allied D-Day invasion of Normandy just as bad as German invasion of Normandy.

/tard

It is from the German's perspective.

/You're not a good guy.
//This isn't a comic book

Do you try to be this obtuse or does it just come naturally?
Let me guess, you are really bored this morning.


Well, I'm responding to you so that should tell you something.

/Ba Dum, CHING!


Touche!
 
2012-02-13 11:01:23 AM  

Rich Cream: LazarusLong42: GAT_00: Is it wrong of me to wonder if Israel bombed it's own diplomats to give themselves an excuse?

I don't remember you being a troofer, Gat.


So now everyone who thinks there may be an ulterior motive in a crime is a troofer? I guess that was an inevitable progression.



The problem with 9/11 was that every time someone stopped and asked "who really benefited?", the conclusion was obvious.
 
2012-02-13 11:02:23 AM  
I live in Georgia but I don't see Iran nowhere not even sound but they says theres assassins should I be worrie

I herd on the news that iran has attacked but i dont see them no where wats going on
 
2012-02-13 11:02:48 AM  
Don't worry, those steadily-increasing-in-intensity, booming sounds you hear aren't bombs, but only drums. Time to start throwing around the term casus belli yet?
 
2012-02-13 11:03:53 AM  
If the Israeli government and the Iranian government are busy assassinating each other but not blowing up each other's civilian populations, I'm inclined to let them continue. Either they will learn to get along or they won't. Either way, its their choice,.
 
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