The fact that Salon ran this dreck is almost enough to make me vote Republican.

Sybarite: Continue Reading

No thank you.

Same here.

Ugh. Uppity wench.

I read that as "Lessons of a very sexy Primate costume."

I was expecting to see something like the gorilla scene in Trading Places.

// Not leaving disappointed, mind you. ;-)

Lessons of Salon links: Do Not Click.

less words, more pics next time

Don't worry snowflake ... you still are special just like your parents told you you were.

/Now bark like a dog for me.

I found myself reading that in Dianne's voice, From Cheers, for some reason.

What i read of that article was so bad i think it gave me cancer.

Well, I liked the article. Breezy, fun, short, interesting. What's not to like?

I liked the article. But maybe I'm on my manperiod or something.

Though I hope there are more misogynist pictures later.

BeerBear: less words, more pics next time

Agreed. Hopefully this will help rectify the situation.


/hot, hopefully like this thread will be

eldezod: Well, I liked the article. Breezy, fun, short, interesting. What's not to like?

The actual content.

eldezod: Well, I liked the article. Breezy, fun, short, interesting. What's not to like?


Not enough boobs.

I feel dirty. I clicked on a salon link from mobile fark.

More pictures, less words you hacks. I'm probably not alone in finding TFA's author pretentious and whiny?

Mentat: Farker calling the author a stuck-up biatch while ignoring that the author acknowledged that she was a stuck-up biatch and learned from the experience in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Heh, just chuckle at the chuckle heads and move on. I'm sure most of them rarely do more than quickly scam TFA anyway (but I'm a speed reader!).

so to save time...

Link (new window)

cig-mkr: What a sexy pirate costume may look like
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Pirate booty.

kroonermanblack: I liked the article. But maybe I'm on my manperiod or something.

Though I hope there are more misogynist pictures later.

I did as well, and do as well....

vudukungfu: I found myself reading that in Dianne's voice, From Cheers, for some reason.

I was wondering who that reminded me of. Yup, that's her.

knightofargh: I feel dirty. I clicked on a salon link from mobile fark.

More pictures, less words you hacks. I'm probably not alone in finding TFA's author pretentious and whiny?

I don't think you are? I'll stop now?

Here's a summary:

"I'm snobby, highly educated, and very pretty. I learned that I can sell my sexuality to make a lot of money. I also can now look down on all those gross lonely men as I take their money after showing them some leg."

Mentat: Farker calling the author a stuck-up biatch while ignoring that the author acknowledged that she was a stuck-up biatch and learned from the experience in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

FTA: "As ridiculous as it sounds, that was the first time I became aware that clever people are buried in every nook and cranny of life. It is astonishing that no one pointed this out to me sooner."

/there's stuck up biatch and then there's just Pollyanna x1,000
//more upset that she got someone to publish this dreck than what her enlightenment may or may not have been

Someone needs an angry pirate...

//urban dictionary for those of you unaware of what that means

mgary: www.malltop1.com

Nah, lassie, fake stocking-boots will not unfurl my jolly roger. Get ye some proper boots or dance for me barelegged.

Lessons for a shot girl, I may be really piss farking drunk, but leave me alone when I say leave me the fark alone.

Sure your cute little girl routine might work on the frat boys, but I know for a fact you are never going to sleep with me, so if you don't leave me alone when I politely tell you to go away I will taunt you. You should then leave me alone before I taunt you a second time and wave my genitals at you.

Sybarite: Continue Reading

No thank you.

Yep.

Worthless with pics, obviously.

/actually I skimmed it and was moderately entertained, so not a total loss

She's like a G rated Cody Diablo.

Yeah you can serve drinks. yeah you can look good.
but can you climb the riggin' when needed?
can you fetch me powder and primers for the cannon?
Can you pump out the bilges when needed?
Can you unjam the head when a tourist puts plastic down it?
Do you know where the sandbars are in the lake?
Can you handle a 30-ton pirate ship if I fall overboard?
Do you know a good pile o'Pirate jokes- one set for the adults,one for the kids?
Are you good with the kids? they're the main reason folks come for a tour with us.
Can you come up with a good collection of tunes, depending on the crew?
And can you handle all of the above 40 hours a week all summer long?
If so, we'd love to hear from ya...

/Wench! the Captain Needs a Drink!

The article about the woman who got strung along without pay for five months by an "employer" was better.

BeerBear: less words, more pics next time

Pretty much this. I clicked to continue reading because of the Sexy Librarian/Pirate Barmaid chubby I was starting to get. It went away altogether too soon.

knightofargh: I feel dirty. I clicked on a salon link from mobile fark.

More pictures, less words you hacks. I'm probably not alone in finding TFA's author pretentious and whiny?

It's Salon. That's their stock and trade.

Knara: knightofargh: I feel dirty. I clicked on a salon link from mobile fark.

More pictures, less words you hacks. I'm probably not alone in finding TFA's author pretentious and whiny?

It's Salon. That's their stock and trade.

That would be why I felt dirty. Salon is nearly as bad as Slate and MSNBC for pushing an agenda as "news" too.

According to GIS, this is Jennifer Wright of the gloss.com:

She can walk my plank anytime.

FTA: But I imagined the women working at the bar would take such a list seriously. After all, women who make a living peddling shots weren't going to be smart. They wouldn't see the humor in any of this. I assumed my co-workers would be girls who spoke very, very slowly and thought that Puccini was a type of pasta. To their credit, I also imagined they'd have great hair, and I double-conditioned accordingly.

I was in love with my own incongruity - being a poetry-spouting college graduate in a pleather miniskirt.


I don't have the words.

THGL: According to GIS, this is Jennifer Wright of the gloss.com:
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She can walk my plank anytime.

Her posture sucks and that blouse/jacket thing is terrible.

I'd still hit it, but I don't have standards. Married and all.

Little snowflake discovers that she not unique.. farking shocker.

Article needs less yakity yak and more pirate booty.

I always wear a patch over Ol' One Eye, when I go out. What's the big deal?

PlatinumDragon: The article about the woman who got strung along without pay for five months by an "employer" was better.

People, as someone whom hires contractors, NEVER let them miss a payday. There may be a reason people won't work for them. If it isn't a contractee's first gig with me, they may get half up front. But don't ever blow a deadline, I am a whiney biatch.

discgolfguru: THGL: According to GIS, this is Jennifer Wright of the gloss.com:

The gal behind her and to the right looks much more likely to be found in a sexy pirate costume.

in addition to being more morally and physically flexible.

cig-mkr: What a sexy pirate costume may look like
[www.halloweenpartystore.com image 325x585]

I'd swab that poop deck!