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2012-02-13 08:21:23 AM
A sack of $20 bills is a whole lot better than the humiliation of appearing on the "vaguely-remembered 'celebrity' chef"?
 
2012-02-13 08:24:36 AM
The bigger question is: Why would anyone care what Chuck decides???
 
2012-02-13 08:35:16 AM
Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.
 
2012-02-13 08:35:49 AM
The only choice I want to hear about from Chuck Norris is whether he uses a thrust or a roundhouse kick to take out the ninjas in his basement.
 
2012-02-13 08:36:00 AM
Well, fark, if Chuck Norris supports Newt, then I guess I do, too.
 
2012-02-13 08:40:12 AM
Why do I care what some Hollywood elitist is telling me to think?
 
2012-02-13 08:43:24 AM

growinthings: The bigger question is: Why would anyone care what Chuck decides???


Yeah, f*ck that guy. I want to know what Victoria Jackson thinks.
 
2012-02-13 08:45:52 AM
who?
 
2012-02-13 08:49:37 AM
The only thing I know about Chuck Norris is that he was the guy who got beat up in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee.
 
2012-02-13 08:51:43 AM

RexTalionis: The only thing I know about Chuck Norris is that he was the guy who got beat up in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee.


Yeah and Bruce Lee is dead and this choad will probably live to 120.
 
2012-02-13 08:52:03 AM
Newt goes in... Santorum comes out... You can't explain that!
 
2012-02-13 08:52:18 AM
Why I chose a frontal lobotomy over Chuck Norris. Then chose Chuck Norris.
 
2012-02-13 08:52:31 AM
His tears may cure cancer, but not even he can get Newt elected. Even Chuck Norris has his limits.
 
2012-02-13 08:54:23 AM
Psychotic prick vs sanctimonious prick? If I had to choose, I'd lean towards psychotic too.
 
2012-02-13 08:55:12 AM

Mugato: RexTalionis: The only thing I know about Chuck Norris is that he was the guy who got beat up in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee.

Yeah and Bruce Lee is dead and this choad will probably live to 120.


There's no justice in the world. But, at least Bruce Lee will always be his peak in our minds. Whereas the only thing Chuck Norris is going to be remembered for is his shiatty politics after he's dead.
 
2012-02-13 09:07:56 AM
Santorum sponsored legislation to force companies to pay laid off workers benefits.

Santorum worked for an increase in funding big government programs like Head Start.

Santorum voted for taxpayer money to go to Pennsylvania families for their heating bills.


What a monster! No Christian can possibly support a man with such twisted priorities!
 
2012-02-13 09:09:33 AM
Chuck Norris : Why I chose Newt over Santorum

He let you suck his dick in front of his daughters too?
 
2012-02-13 09:14:51 AM
Too many shots to the head.
 
2012-02-13 09:21:05 AM
Chuck Norris : Why I chose Newt over Santorum

Chuck Norris, washed up actor and "martial artist" dragged from obscurity and shame by internet trolls and comedians, now thinks he's politically relevant.

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-02-13 09:35:55 AM
Isn't that kind of like having to choose between getting ass-raped by a yak or a water buffalo?

Either way, it's gonna suuuuuuuuuuuck.
 
2012-02-13 09:36:51 AM
Doing sit-ups and using Miss Clairol is certainly high qualifications in my book!
 
2012-02-13 09:51:02 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-02-13 10:16:46 AM

Diogenes: Too many shots to the head.


That's what I'm thinking.
 
2012-02-13 10:50:09 AM
Because sociopaths are more appealing to you than ignorant religious fundamentalists?

Stick to shilling your exercise equipment to fat asses, Chucky...
 
2012-02-13 10:50:50 AM
Chuck Norris is still likeable. Not sure why.
 
2012-02-13 11:06:04 AM
Well, he chose an asshole over an asshole. Proving once again, Chuck Norris is an asshole.
 
2012-02-13 11:29:17 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Chuck Norris is still likeable. Not sure why.


Because he's misguided but not mean-spirited.
 
2012-02-13 11:46:09 AM
Can we summon Bruce Lee to came back and kick his ass again?

And what is it about these christian fundies preaching love and truth, and they all have fake and/or colored hair?
 
2012-02-13 11:53:08 AM

Godscrack: And what is it about these christian fundies preaching love and truth, and they all have fake and/or colored hair?


Are you suggesting this isn't their natural hair?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-13 11:55:46 AM

Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.


The only war on Christianity is being waged by the mega churches that teach prosperity doctrine. Quite possibly the most un-Christian idea to be part of a "Christian" church since witch burning.
 
2012-02-13 11:57:17 AM
Chuck Norris is a grade A christ tard.
 
2012-02-13 12:00:46 PM

Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.


I don't understand. What does this even mean? What war on religion?
 
2012-02-13 12:01:05 PM
Chuck Norris wouldn't choose Santorum because he doesn't have a use for Anal Lube. He simply looks at another person and decides whether to give them a rectal orgasm or not.
 
2012-02-13 12:01:19 PM

growinthings: The bigger question is: Why would anyone care what Chuck decides???


The same 5 year olds who think Chuck Norris jokes are still funny.
 
2012-02-13 12:01:50 PM
Wing Nut Daily? Check.
Chuck Norris? Check.
Newt Gingrich? Check.
Rick Santorum? Check.

i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-13 12:02:27 PM
Cognitive dissonance.... it's not just for breakfast anymore
 
2012-02-13 12:04:18 PM

CapnBlues: Chuck Norris, washed up actor and "martial artist" dragged from obscurity and shame by internet trolls and comedians, now thinks he's politically relevant.


Chuck's been at this for longer than you might think. I saw him at the 1992 Republican convention in Houston, chopping cinder blocks and performing a just-say-no-to-drugs schtick that advised children to beat up drug dealers.
 
2012-02-13 12:04:55 PM

PanicMan: Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.

I don't understand. What does this even mean? What war on religion?


The imaginary one to make old white people and poor rural white people feel persecuted and alienated. It gets them to vote against their own self interest and send Republicans money they can't afford to send
 
2012-02-13 12:05:53 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-13 12:08:16 PM
Meh, who cares what Chuck Norris thinks, I am holding out for the Steven Seagal endorsement.
 
2012-02-13 12:10:06 PM
Guess Newt gave him the common god-damned courtesy of a reacharound.
 
2012-02-13 12:12:04 PM

RexTalionis: . Whereas the only thing Chuck Norris is going to be remembered for is his shiatty politics after he's dead.


Well, that and Good Guys Wear Black.

From Wiki:

Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows. Like many other martial arts, Chun Kuk Do includes a code of honor and rules to live by. These rules are from Chuck Norris's personal code. They are:

1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

Zip it, Chuck.
 
2012-02-13 12:12:26 PM
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris sucks.

That is all.

/yes, his name really is Carlos
 
2012-02-13 12:12:32 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Chuck Norris is still likeable. Not sure why.

Because he's misguided but not mean-spirited.


This. Stay out of politics chuck,
 
2012-02-13 12:13:40 PM

PanicMan: Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.

I don't understand. What does this even mean? What war on religion?


Obama keeps saying that we're a nation of people of many religions and no religion, and stands for the separation of church and state, and refuses to call America a "Christian nation", and won't let Christians use their theology as civic law and run America under selected portions of Leviticus. Therefore, he's waging a "war" against Christians.
 
2012-02-13 12:14:36 PM
I saw a lot of reason to not vote for Rick Santorum, but not many reasons to vote for Newt. And all of those were just dogwhistle buzzwords, and not a single concrete example of how Newt is better than say, Obama.
 
2012-02-13 12:14:37 PM
Perhaps this is a good thread to test this

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2012-02-13 12:15:19 PM
Which of the three world class a-holes named in the headline deserve the 'Hero' tag, subby? Show your work.
 
2012-02-13 12:16:54 PM

PanicMan: Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.

I don't understand. What does this even mean? What war on religion?


They want a Christian theocracy and aren't getting it. To them, that's a war on (their) religion.
 
2012-02-13 12:18:01 PM

PanicMan: Mugato: Newt and Santorum are good Christian men, both of whom are passionate to fight the war on religion (specifically Christianity) being unleashed by the Obama administration

Go fark yourself.

I don't understand. What does this even mean? What war on religion?


Obama hasn't mandated that everyone has the right to worship whatever republican Jesus they want.

The 'war on religion' they claim is happening is that Obama isn't making christianity the only religion allowed. This claim of war is also only being said by the most unchrist-like people who gleefully nail themselves to a cross while screaming 'VICTIM VICTIM!!' before anyone could finish a sentence.
 
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