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(MSNBC) Dumbass Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes   (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 134
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2012-02-13 08:39:46 AM
Probably because she's going to float her name in the brokered negotiations, which will raise her profile again and net her lots of money in speaking engagements.
 
2012-02-13 08:47:06 AM
She's a cheerleader. Cheerleaders don't talk about how the team is 10 points behind and the quarterback is in the locker room crying. Cheerleaders say "Rah Rah Rah".
 
2012-02-13 08:50:10 AM
She looks tired.
 
2012-02-13 08:55:10 AM
The more she talks, the more she says silly things. She should quit while she's ahead.
 
2012-02-13 09:06:30 AM
I seriously doubt she could even explain what a brokered convention is.
 
2012-02-13 09:07:59 AM
Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in more time for her raise money for her PAC so that she can continue living at her current level. This is what Sarah Palin really believes

ftfy subby
 
2012-02-13 09:24:32 AM
It's like with the Chuck Norris story, why do people care what this idiot has to say?
 
2012-02-13 09:24:51 AM
Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.
 
2012-02-13 09:28:54 AM
And a Romney nomination will really bring out the votes for both the House and the Senate.
 
2012-02-13 09:29:18 AM
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Of course her hand is held out like that. How else could she read words scribbled on her palm?
 
2012-02-13 09:30:52 AM
That's great Sarah. Now if you don't mind, go back to your crayons.
 
2012-02-13 09:31:02 AM
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Of course her hand is held out like that. How else could she read words scribbled on her palm?


And what the hell is that on her wrist? A freedom bracelet?
 
2012-02-13 09:31:28 AM
Mugato: It's like with the Chuck Norris story, why do people care what this idiot has to say?

Ask a "conservative." Like these people:

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2012-02-13 09:32:29 AM
I say this in my coolest, calmest, most collected voice... Damn you, McCain.
 
2012-02-13 09:32:58 AM
Lionel Mandrake: Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.

NO. No Palin tag! Do you really think she rises to the level of Wheaton and Walken?
 
2012-02-13 09:34:50 AM
Whomever is doing her plastic surgery is having a laugh. Her lantern jaw is really standing out, and you can tell she's on the slippery slope of having more and looking even more stupid and looking just kinda off right now.

I would discuss what she's saying, but since the first thing Republicans state about her is how 'attractive' she is, why bother?
 
2012-02-13 09:34:54 AM
Just out of curiosity, did any of the Republican who spoke at CPAC condemn the inclusion of the white nationalists?
 
2012-02-13 09:35:40 AM
Hey man, those Prada handbags are expensive!
 
2012-02-13 09:37:11 AM
RexTalionis: Probably because she's going to float her name in the brokered negotiations, which will raise her profile again and net her lots of money in speaking engagements.

Technically though she is right that a brokered convention is the way for the Republican party to win. None of the current nominees can beat Obama, so a brokered convention, leading to the nomination of someone who could actually beat Obama is their best chance. Unfortunately Reagan is dead, so there really isn't anyone else out there capable of winning. Maybe if Hillary switches parties?
 
2012-02-13 09:37:40 AM
Parthenogenetic: Lionel Mandrake: Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.

NO. No Palin tag! Do you really think she rises to the level of Wheaton and Walken?


Same level, but in the opposite manner.

She is the Nega-Wheaton.
 
2012-02-13 09:38:04 AM
Philip Francis Queeg: Just out of curiosity, did any of the Republican who spoke at CPAC condemn the inclusion of the white nationalists?

THEY JUST WANT THEIR COUNTRY BACK!!!! (runs away in tears)
 
2012-02-13 09:39:54 AM
Trig will broker the Rep-Con convention.
 
2012-02-13 09:41:08 AM
Lionel Mandrake: Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.

Yes, and let's make that tag the Internet's first-ever invisible tag. And let's make all the stories, and the links to those stories, match that text.
 
2012-02-13 09:42:48 AM
"Mr. President, we don't want an economy built to last. We want an economy built to grow," she told the overflowing crowd. "We certainly don't want your economy built to last, we want your administration to end."

The Republican party is the greatest threat to our nation. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
 
2012-02-13 09:43:58 AM
Philip Francis Queeg: Just out of curiosity, did any of the Republican who spoke at CPAC condemn the inclusion of the white nationalists?

They want the black guy out so any help from questionable sources are welcomed. They can't depend on the economy as a reason to get rid of the evil communist anymore.
 
2012-02-13 09:44:01 AM
Sarah Palin. Ignorant. Idiot. Greedy opportunist. She should be McCain's greatest source of shame.
 
2012-02-13 09:44:30 AM
Who ever said that high school popularity contests stop after graduation needs a swift kick in the nuts.
 
2012-02-13 09:45:58 AM
Question for all Republicans here: why do you follow Palin again? I mean, her and Dubya pretty much assured the first black president of the United States of America. Technically, shouldn't Palin and Bush be considered 'liberals' for that?
 
2012-02-13 09:46:42 AM
is someone going to tell Sarah Palin at some point that, no, she's not smart, people just used to tell her that cause they wanted to bang her?
 
2012-02-13 09:50:32 AM
MindStalker: RexTalionis: Probably because she's going to float her name in the brokered negotiations, which will raise her profile again and net her lots of money in speaking engagements.

Technically though she is right that a brokered convention is the way for the Republican party to win. None of the current nominees can beat Obama, so a brokered convention, leading to the nomination of someone who could actually beat Obama is their best chance. Unfortunately Reagan is dead, so there really isn't anyone else out there capable of winning.


I don't know, as bad as the GOP choices are I think it's waaaay too early to call the election for Obama. There's just so much uncertainty between now and Nov. And even right now his base isn't nearly as fired up for him as they were in '08. He'll probably win, but it's far from the given most people are making it out to be
 
2012-02-13 09:53:06 AM
CapnBlues: is someone going to tell Sarah Palin at some point that, no, she's not smart, people just used to tell her that cause they wanted to bang her?

I don't think she realizes the sheer number of Republicans she'll have to make the sexy time with in order to be considered at a brokered convention.

/cuz a wink just isn't going to cut it anymore.
 
2012-02-13 09:53:41 AM
andersoncouncil42: "Mr. President, we don't want an economy built to last. We want an economy built to grow," she told the overflowing crowd. "We certainly don't want your economy built to last, we want your administration to end."

The Republican party is the greatest threat to our nation. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.


The freepers heard "Mr. President blah blah blah blah blah blah we want your administration to end," and cheered, when they should have heard "blah blah we don't want an economy built to last blah blah" and gone "WTF is this biatch talking about?"
 
2012-02-13 09:54:50 AM
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One can only hope...
 
2012-02-13 09:54:56 AM
HeartBurnKid: Parthenogenetic: Lionel Mandrake: Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.

NO. No Palin tag! Do you really think she rises to the level of Wheaton and Walken?

Same level, but in the opposite manner.

She is the Nega-Wheaton.


So... what happens if Palin and Wheaten come in contact?
 
2012-02-13 09:59:59 AM
Parthenogenetic: NO. No Palin tag! Do you really think she rises to the level of Wheaton and Walken?

Washed up has-been actors on the same level as washed up has-been governors. Hmmmmmm. Don't make me defend Palin. I'm closing this window now.
 
2012-02-13 10:01:51 AM
Am I wrong for getting a little turned on when she talked about a Jacuzzi?
 
2012-02-13 10:05:47 AM
CapnBlues: is someone going to tell Sarah Palin at some point that, no, she's not smart, people just used to tell her that cause they wanted to bang her?

I don't think she'd believe you.
 
2012-02-13 10:08:19 AM
Considering that it would present the only chance she has of regaining national relevance, I find that unsurprising.

Too bad she's gone from frightening to funny to sad in less than 4 years.
 
2012-02-13 10:14:08 AM
I certainly don't want to give this woman any credit, but I remember the left saying similar things about a prolonged battle between Hillary and Obama, and how people would be tired of hearing about Bosnian snipers and Bill Ayers by the time the election rolled around.

The democrats pulled it together, though.
 
2012-02-13 10:15:15 AM
A brokered convention would make for awesome crazy-rumor filled television. "Brian I have it from three reliable sources that negotiators have agreed on a George W. Bush/Arnold Schwarzenegger ticket."
 
2012-02-13 10:16:00 AM
she likes long things

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starting to resemble a catcher's mitt
 
2012-02-13 10:19:42 AM
whyRpeoplesostupid: she likes long things

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starting to resemble a catcher's mitt


where did all the gop fanboi trolls go that were out there still talking about how "hot she is" a few years ago....
 
2012-02-13 10:22:47 AM
I_Am_Weasel: The more she talks, the more she says silly things. She should quit and give head..

FIFY
 
2012-02-13 10:27:48 AM
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2012-02-13 10:29:04 AM
qorkfiend: andersoncouncil42: "Mr. President, we don't want an economy built to last. We want an economy built to grow," she told the overflowing crowd. "We certainly don't want your economy built to last, we want your administration to end."

The Republican party is the greatest threat to our nation. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

The freepers heard "Mr. President blah blah blah blah blah blah we want your administration to end," and cheered, when they should have heard "blah blah we don't want an economy built to last blah blah" and gone "WTF is this biatch talking about?"


Most economist now understand that you can have an economy built to grow, and you will then have bubbles and burst. Or you can have a slow growth economy that last a long time. Simple math shows that you can't have fast growth forever. Unfortunately freepers aren't economist as much as they pretend to be.
MORE bubbles, MORE!!
 
2012-02-13 10:29:24 AM
wippit: HeartBurnKid: Parthenogenetic: Lionel Mandrake: Fark needs a PALIN tag. Dumbass just doesn't do justice to the utter vapidity of this brainless coont.

NO. No Palin tag! Do you really think she rises to the level of Wheaton and Walken?

Same level, but in the opposite manner.

She is the Nega-Wheaton.

So... what happens if Palin and Wheaten come in contact?


Wheaton brains her with a 2x4, and then has lunch with Felicia Day and Mike Krahulik.
 
2012-02-13 10:29:42 AM
grokca: I_Am_Weasel: The more she talks, the more she says silly things. She should quit and give head..

FIFY


Here we go: typical farklibs stooping to misogyny to drive home the point. Is Palin qualified to be President? Probably not, but we'll never know. And why won't we? Because libs are afraid of a strong, successful woman being on the other end of the red phone. It's why Hillary couldn't beat a community organizer, why Harriet Miers was borked from minute one, and why farkers are so giddy about pointing out Ann Coulter's adam's apple.

The truth is, Sarah Palin could run circles around every Total Farker past or present in a debate, and if she weren't a woman she'd be as harmless as Joe Biden to you haters. Just wait: Palin/Rubio is your next winning Republican Presidential ticket, and what then? Move to Canada; we can't pull up everyone's bootstraps anyway.
 
2012-02-13 10:32:07 AM
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I can't decide which is more apropos.
 
2012-02-13 10:32:19 AM
Vote Republican! The party of Freedom from Freedoms! By reducing more and more personal freedoms and choice in your life the Republicans actually give you ultimate freedom as you become free from pesky choices and decision making in your life! let the Republican Party, the less gov't party, give you less Freedom as well, through an abundance of Freedom!
 
2012-02-13 10:33:22 AM
James!: She's a cheerleader. Cheerleaders don't talk about how the team is 10 points behind and the quarterback is in the locker room crying. Cheerleaders say "Rah Rah Rah".

FUS RO DAH!
 
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