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2012-02-13 08:25:19 AM
squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
 
2012-02-13 08:29:39 AM

steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG


Good. One less competitor for her rejection.
 
2012-02-13 08:36:28 AM
scm-l3.technorati.com

APPROVES
 
2012-02-13 08:54:06 AM

steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG


Yeah, you go ahead and sit down on the sidelines, son. I for one would crush that thing like a hanging curveball in the bottom of the ninth.
 
2012-02-13 09:31:01 AM
Is that...cottage cheese? My God, she's human!
 
2012-02-13 09:34:43 AM
[motherofgod.jpg]
 
2012-02-13 09:36:06 AM

DjangoStonereaver: steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

Good. One less competitor for her rejection.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 09:40:51 AM
i.imgur.com (new window)
 
2012-02-13 10:20:17 AM
Jesus people, she is still very hot, she's like 2 weeks worth of working out from being perfect. Relax you virgins
 
2012-02-13 10:22:57 AM

steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG


studman69.jpg

Also, FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
 
2012-02-13 10:49:17 AM
Ungawa, indeed - with a side order of phwoar.
 
2012-02-13 10:52:02 AM

steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG


While I don't make a list of faults, as you do, and on someone else those very faults might be endearing, I also do not find Miss Johanssen attractive. Never have. She still looks and talks and acts just like that awkward little girl from "The Horse Whisperer". Do not want.
 
2012-02-13 11:27:09 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)


Poor thing, how she's fallen. I would only do her out of pity.


/and I wouldn't enjoy it at all
 
2012-02-13 11:27:46 AM

steveurkel: squishy forehead
armpit fat lines
overly sharp knees

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG


9/10. Well played.
 
2012-02-13 11:32:36 AM
The wee bit of butt cleavage in a few of those was nice... however...
img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-13 11:38:54 AM
OMG! Pictures of a real woman without photo shoping!

How horrible.

No wait, she's smoking hot. I would disappoint her so bad that the thought of ever being with another man would make her physically ill.
 
2012-02-13 11:39:51 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)


She looks like my wife from behind.
 
2012-02-13 11:40:38 AM
That isn't cottage cheese. That is her skin rippling from me mentally hitting it that hard.
 
2012-02-13 11:41:15 AM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


I was going to say the same thing.
 
2012-02-13 11:41:26 AM
Meh, there are hotter women in porn. And they'll let you see them naked while doing fun things. Still, she's pretty.
 
2012-02-13 11:42:28 AM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


I agree!

/ba dum tish
 
2012-02-13 11:46:00 AM
Is this the thread where people pretend they've touched anything near as hot as her?
 
2012-02-13 11:48:51 AM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


Your wife's ass is a little better.
 
2012-02-13 11:50:13 AM
Lindsay Lohan is MUCH hotter. And a better actress. FWIW.

But neither of them are all that. Seriously. I've actually had actual sex for free with women who were just as luscious as these so-called beauties, and even before I was fat I was always ugly, crazy and poor. What gives?

Either the MSM could say nice things about a plate of cold diarrhea and y'all would gobble it right down.

Or I have a VERY big penis and obviously use it well.

Pick one.
 
2012-02-13 11:50:23 AM
Now she's hot. (in reference to my panning of Katy & Rhianna)
 
2012-02-13 11:50:42 AM
Is this the thread where people sarcastically say they would not hit it and other people come in to comment about it because they don't get sarcasm?
 
2012-02-13 11:51:09 AM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?

No?

Would you like to buy some?
 
2012-02-13 11:53:08 AM
Sold! food is food.
 
2012-02-13 11:54:28 AM
I've seen her naked
 
2012-02-13 11:55:43 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)


i144.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-13 11:56:41 AM
Just another broad on the beach.
 
2012-02-13 11:57:16 AM
Malcolm_Sex:

Is this the thread where people pretend they've touched anything near as hot as her?

No, this is the thread where woman-lovers with taste shake their heads at the public's gullibility.

Even with photo retouching, boob jobs and plastic surgery these celebrities these celebrities ain't all they're cracked up to be.

Mrs. Curtis, on the other hand...
 
2012-02-13 11:57:42 AM
Once again, Fark does not disappoint.
 
2012-02-13 12:06:21 PM
In keeping with the oddly race-referencing finish to subby headline,

I would hit it like a Carlos Smith salute
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-13 12:07:43 PM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


I love your wifes tail.
 
2012-02-13 12:08:11 PM
Strangely enough, the fact that she actually has visible flaws in those photos makes her more attractive.

It's much like how Yvonne Strahoski's (sp?) imperfect teeth and slightly irregular features make her hotter than the typical photoshopped celebs and models that make the American standard of beauty.
 
2012-02-13 12:08:18 PM
Wife's tail!
\awoo hoo...
 
2012-02-13 12:08:40 PM
All day, every day, until neither of us were capable of moving.

/that's how often I'd disappoint her
//and myself
 
2012-02-13 12:08:40 PM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)


media.funlol.com
 
2012-02-13 12:09:47 PM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


I wouldn't know. I only remeber the top of your wife's head.
 
2012-02-13 12:15:23 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 12:16:45 PM
Has anyone noticed that she looks like Surly U. Jest's wife from behind?
 
2012-02-13 12:17:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 12:20:23 PM

knightofargh: Strangely enough, the fact that she actually has visible flaws in those photos makes her more attractive.

It's much like how Yvonne Strahoski's (sp?) imperfect teeth and slightly irregular features make her hotter than the typical photoshopped celebs and models that make the American standard of beauty.


"It's better to be ugly-pretty, because pretty-pretty is pretty ugly" -- some words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. Or insanity. Whatev.
 
2012-02-13 12:23:17 PM
oh the things i would do.


i'm certain that if they're not illegal NOW they would be afterwards.


god would look down and say 'that's going too far!'

the vikings would sing songs of my conquest.
 
2012-02-13 12:25:28 PM
I'd disappoint that in so many ways.
 
2012-02-13 12:26:52 PM

bikerbob59: Has anyone noticed that she looks like Surly U. Jest's wife from behind?


My first thought, actually.
 
2012-02-13 12:28:24 PM
She looks great now but most women with that frame turn into fatties in their 30's.
 
2012-02-13 12:28:34 PM
Delicious cottage cheese!

I Would love to have the chance to make her regret making eye contact with me!
 
2012-02-13 12:32:06 PM

Mr_Fabulous: bikerbob59: Has anyone noticed that she looks like Surly U. Jest's wife from behind?

My first thought, actually.


How could you get a good view of it with all those guys around it?
 
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