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(Daily Mail)   Scarlett Johanssen at the beach. Ungawa   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
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2012-02-13 12:34:38 PM

stebain: In keeping with the oddly race-referencing finish to subby headline,


What? Tarzan's white, aint he?
 
2012-02-13 12:40:09 PM
I'd hit it like...

Who am I kidding? I'd finish before getting within 3 feet of her.
 
2012-02-13 12:43:30 PM
Did she have a reduction?
 
2012-02-13 12:48:07 PM
Obviously I would hit it enthusiastically but I'm kinda over it.
 
2012-02-13 12:48:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 12:48:43 PM
Now for another exciting interwebby edition of PINING FOR SOMEONE THAT NEITHER KNOWS NOR CARES THAT I'M ALIVE!
 
2012-02-13 12:52:43 PM
She's not all that, and she's not butt ugly either. I don't understand kids today.
 
2012-02-13 12:58:46 PM

paygun: She's not all that, and she's not butt ugly either. I don't understand kids today.


This. She's hot, but if you pan that camera to the left I'm sure you'd find two or three chicks equally as hot on that beach.
 
2012-02-13 12:59:37 PM
They could be sisters.

celebritiesgettingfat.com

Ass sisters?
 
2012-02-13 01:03:32 PM

StopLurkListen: knightofargh: Strangely enough, the fact that she actually has visible flaws in those photos makes her more attractive.

It's much like how Yvonne Strahoski's (sp?) imperfect teeth and slightly irregular features make her hotter than the typical photoshopped celebs and models that make the American standard of beauty.

"It's better to be ugly-pretty, because pretty-pretty is pretty ugly" -- some words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. Or insanity. Whatev.


Then there are people like Anna Kendrick, who have what are nearly mathematically perfect features. Seriously, it's not even fair to people who have to be 'people'.
 
2012-02-13 01:03:44 PM

Surly U. Jest: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 640x860] (new window)

She looks like my wife from behind.


Tis weird, but I was actually thinking almost the exact same thing. And yes, about MY wife, not yours. Her front parts look pretty damn similar to Ms. ScarJo as well. Which isn't too shabby, considering that Mrs. Love Zombie is currently 47.

Sadly, I do NOT resemble any of the attractive male stars. When I had hair I sorta looked like Richard Dreyfuss would if he ate another Richard Dreyfuss. It's a good thing I can lick about 100 words per minute with my tongue, or I'd probably still be single.
 
2012-02-13 01:05:05 PM
What about her personality?
 
2012-02-13 01:05:21 PM

Uncle Pooky: Did she have a reduction?


No she just doesn't have on a bra that pushes them up to her neck ala' Christina Hendricks
 
2012-02-13 01:09:00 PM

Gulper Eel: Ungawa, indeed - with a side order of phwoar.


Harrumph!
 
2012-02-13 01:09:08 PM
How to write a headline for the Dirty Fail:

[attractive actress] + [verb] + her [adjective] curves + into [article of clothing] + while/during [over-sexualized description of event]
 
2012-02-13 01:10:47 PM
Hey, that reminds me, I could use a little cottage cheese on my salad.
 
2012-02-13 01:10:52 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ass sisters?


Ass to ass!
 
2012-02-13 01:13:15 PM
She's fine .. but then why do we get a picture of Surly U. Jest's wife right in the middle of these pictures - wearing a similar bathing suit even. Just too weird ... kind of creeped me out.

/unlike Surly U. Jest's wife
 
2012-02-13 01:15:58 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ass sisters?


I used to have that DVD.
 
2012-02-13 01:27:40 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: They could be sisters.

[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

Ass sisters?


mmmm, line 'em up and bend them over.
 
2012-02-13 01:45:46 PM
This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.
 
2012-02-13 01:48:45 PM

whooter: This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.


f.cl.ly

Have you noticed these buttons at the top of the page? How can it be that all these "this is not a bookmark" posters aren't aware of these features?
 
2012-02-13 02:38:45 PM
Really? I think she looks great. She looks beautiful.
 
2012-02-13 02:47:15 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: whooter: This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.

[f.cl.ly image 124x31]

Have you noticed these buttons at the top of the page? How can it be that all these "this is not a bookmark" posters aren't aware of these features?


Too funny. I swear I've never noticed either one of those before...
 
2012-02-13 02:48:24 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: whooter: This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.

[f.cl.ly image 124x31]

Have you noticed these buttons at the top of the page? How can it be that all these "this is not a bookmark" posters aren't aware of these features?


I don't know, but this isn't one either.
 
2012-02-13 02:50:53 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: whooter: This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.

[f.cl.ly image 124x31]

Have you noticed these buttons at the top of the page?


Helpful, however, they don't appear on the mobile version (m.fark.com).
 
2012-02-13 03:07:41 PM

Malcolm_Sex: Is this the thread where people pretend they've touched anything near as hot as her?


I have, and while I was as surprised as any of you might be at the time it did happen. A freaking goddess was all up in my jammie. What can I say besides learn to sing and play an instrument?

But, being humble, I still find ScarJo completely appealing. I think her skin just has this "soft focus" look about it all the time. Love it.
 
2012-02-13 03:11:54 PM
came here to say 2/10
 
2012-02-13 03:12:27 PM
Almost enough to make me swear off agnosticism. Almost.
 
2012-02-13 03:13:10 PM

stebain: I would hit it like a Carlos Smith salute


It's Tommy Smith and John Carlos, goofball.

As for Scar-Jo; well, as my grandmother would say, "the poor homely thing."
 
2012-02-13 03:20:09 PM
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 03:57:28 PM
Things I would do just to make out with this woman for fifteen minutes.

Jury Duty
Dishes
Quit Smoking
Vote Republican
 
2012-02-13 03:57:44 PM

macadamnut: stebain: I would hit it like a Carlos Smith salute

It's Tommy Smith and John Carlos, goofball.


yeah... and?
 
2012-02-13 04:04:31 PM
I'd fark the cellulite out of her.
 
2012-02-13 04:36:26 PM
img.photobucket.com

Never gets old, unlike the do not want comments
 
2012-02-13 04:49:35 PM
I think she looks fantastic. Yeah, she could stand to do a little exercise and diet regimen for a week or two -- but can't we all?
 
2012-02-13 05:05:38 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-02-13 05:08:02 PM
Either some of you are way to picky or da ghey. Scarlett Johannsen is a totally hittable. Repeatedly hittable. "My Boner Is Still Hard After 5 Orgasms" hittable
 
2012-02-13 05:20:22 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: whooter: This is not in any way, shape, or form, a bookmark.



Have you noticed these buttons at the top of the page? How can it be that all these "this is not a bookmark" posters aren't aware of these features?


Not in m.fark. Can't vote either on PS threads


/glad I can't see the "smart/funny" buttons
 
2012-02-13 05:23:51 PM
Has anybody noticed that Scarlett Johanssen dumped Ryan Reynolds and started dating this dude who looks like he's forgotten that he left the frat house some 5 to 10 years ago? My god, what money does...
 
2012-02-13 05:36:26 PM
Mmmm yeah, I'm going to have to go with the "would hit" side of this argument. Most definitely.

Sir Vanderhoot: StopLurkListen: knightofargh: Strangely enough, the fact that she actually has visible flaws in those photos makes her more attractive.

It's much like how Yvonne Strahoski's (sp?) imperfect teeth and slightly irregular features make her hotter than the typical photoshopped celebs and models that make the American standard of beauty.

"It's better to be ugly-pretty, because pretty-pretty is pretty ugly" -- some words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. Or insanity. Whatev.

Then there are people like Anna Kendrick, who have what are nearly mathematically perfect features. Seriously, it's not even fair to people who have to be 'people'.


Really? She has a sharp nose and a small, toothy mouth...I think she's gorgeous, too, but I would argue she's one of the people who are beautiful because they are slightly irregular.
 
2012-02-13 06:16:11 PM
I retract my previous "i'm over it comment". I instead say that I would part that ass like the Red Sea and lead my "people" to redemption...If you know what I mean and I think you do.

I love that she has a little bit of chub on her. Just enough cushin to please but not enough to get in the way. Yes. Enthusiastically yes.
 
2012-02-13 07:13:19 PM
Ok, maybe I won't be interested in ten years when those genetics catch her and she balloons up, but right now... yes, please. She stays on my list.
 
2012-02-13 07:46:34 PM

stebain: macadamnut: stebain: I would hit it like a Carlos Smith salute

It's Tommy Smith and John Carlos, goofball.

yeah... and?


Oh. Never mind.
 
2012-02-13 07:54:17 PM
Her boyfriend's name is Nate Naylor? That alone is enough for an ass-kicking before we even get to the fact that he's dating Scarlett.
 
2012-02-13 07:55:28 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Either some of you are way to picky or da ghey. Scarlett Johannsen is a totally hittable. Repeatedly hittable. "My Boner Is Still Hard After 5 Orgasms" hittable


I blame it on years of airbrushing and photoshoped magazine shoots with a little silicone thrown in. Sorry fellas, but that's what a real ass and set of tits looks like. Don't like it, fine by me. You can have your jpeg girlfreinds, I'll be out having actual sex..
 
2012-02-13 08:03:53 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-13 08:13:13 PM

Honest Bender: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ass sisters?

Ass to ass!


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-13 09:01:24 PM
She makes me happy.
 
2012-02-13 10:17:17 PM
Meh.
 
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