It does; however, make you pretty easy to track down.

Wax museums are farking creepy.

Yes, I know, the workmanship is excellent, to the point where the wax likenesses are almost indistinguishable from the real thing- but that is exactly why they are so creepy.

I'm kind of surprised that they went through all that effort just to put the guy away for 5 years. I would think it wouldn't be worthwhile except for major criminals. The extradition treaties in the EU must be efficient.

disappeared in 2008 to escape a conviction for drug dealing.... and transferred to prison to start his five-year sentence.


Ya know, if he'd have gone to prison he'd probably be out by now. Instead he intended to spend his whole life on the run, living below his optimal.

doesn't look natural - no teleprompter

But Facebook, dude, it's like an addiction.

DROxINxTHExWIND: Saturday: OMG! I just heard Whitney Houston died!! This is so sad. I'm going to post my favorite Whitney songs for the rest of the night.

from somewhere near Lanham, MD

"The police were able to track the suspect as he kept checking into places on Foursquare during the manhunt. John Doe was arrested at 5:37AM at the Waffle House in Benton, KY, of which he had just become Mayor. The suspect was in the middle of a meal of smothered, covered, and chopped hash browns described as "Awesome" on his Facebook status, complete with accompanying picture of said meal."

Ever been to a Duane Hanson exhibit? His sculpture is so very creepy.