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(The Sun)   I see your teenager who eats nothing but chicken nuggets and raise you a woman who has eaten nothing but cheese pizza for 31 years   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 165
    More: Followup, high cholesterol, Patrice Evra, pizzas, mature student, school run  
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2012-02-13 10:25:16 AM  
I think I'm better off not seeing these individuals.
 
2012-02-13 11:15:39 AM  
It's easy to get people over stuff like this.

1. Lock the offender in their room with a plate or brocolli
2. Wait a day or two

They'll eat it. Trust me. They'll eat it.
 
2012-02-13 11:16:09 AM  
She probably shiats once a month.
 
2012-02-13 11:16:18 AM  
The comment about pizza not being around 31 years, just priceless.
 
2012-02-13 11:17:34 AM  
I can't think of a more delicious way to die.
 
2012-02-13 11:18:01 AM  
Don't criticize chicken nuggets.
 
2012-02-13 11:18:11 AM  

Mayostard: She probably shiats once a month decade.

 
2012-02-13 11:18:28 AM  
Ho Ho Ho Ho

Bring me solo and a cheese pizza. They shall all suffer for this outrage.
 
2012-02-13 11:18:43 AM  
Mature student Claire Simmons, 33, gags if she puts anything but a plain pizza slice in her mouth.

Do not want.
 
2012-02-13 11:18:50 AM  
images.encyclopediadramatica.ch
Did somebody say cheese pizza? I also like cheese pizza.
 
TWX
2012-02-13 11:19:51 AM  
Reminds me a little of my wife... apparently for 20 years she ate nothing but yellow food- pizza, fries and other potatoes, chicken, bread products, corn, etc.

I'm slowly breaking her of this but it's tough. She still won't eat beef or pork excepting hot dogs and bacon, but she considers those separate food groups...
 
2012-02-13 11:20:32 AM  
That's a lot of vegetables.
 
2012-02-13 11:20:51 AM  
For eating nothing but cheese pizza for 31 years, she looks quite a bit less rotund than imagined. Oh, as for the stop eating cheese pizza or she will die bit? Don't tell her but, no one gets out of life alive...she's gonna die no matter what she eats.
 
2012-02-13 11:21:00 AM  
Put some pepperoni, pineapple, and spinach on it and you're done.
 
2012-02-13 11:21:56 AM  

Jument: Mature student Claire Simmons, 33, gags if she puts anything but a plain pizza slice in her mouth.

Do not want.


hence the reason she's single.
 
2012-02-13 11:23:05 AM  
Super-taster?
 
2012-02-13 11:23:07 AM  
Such wondrous power! The cheese pizza has made me invincible!
 
2012-02-13 11:23:18 AM  

TWX: Reminds me a little of my wife... apparently for 20 years she ate nothing but yellow food- pizza, fries and other potatoes, chicken, bread products, corn, etc.

I'm slowly breaking her of this but it's tough. She still won't eat beef or pork excepting hot dogs and bacon, but she considers those separate food groups...


how does somebody get to be that broken

/serious question
 
2012-02-13 11:23:34 AM  

BurnShrike: It's easy to get people over stuff like this.

1. Lock the offender in their room with a plate or brocolli
2. Wait a day or two

They'll eat it. Trust me. They'll eat it.


Wait--either a plate, or broccoli? I'd probably eat my shoes before I ate a plate...
 
2012-02-13 11:24:20 AM  
fold
 
2012-02-13 11:25:53 AM  

GreetingsEarthling: BurnShrike: It's easy to get people over stuff like this.

1. Lock the offender in their room with a plate or brocolli
2. Wait a day or two

They'll eat it. Trust me. They'll eat it.

Wait--either a plate, or broccoli? I'd probably eat my shoes before I ate a plate...


what if it's a paper plate? Styrafoam plate? One of those wicker basket plates?
 
2012-02-13 11:26:51 AM  
blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-02-13 11:27:01 AM  
Why is the word WOMAN capitalized in the sub-headline?
 
2012-02-13 11:28:12 AM  
I get so angry when people think I'm being faddy - this is a real medical condition

Since when has pizza become an addiction?
 
2012-02-13 11:28:38 AM  

GreetingsEarthling: BurnShrike: It's easy to get people over stuff like this.

1. Lock the offender in their room with a plate or brocolli
2. Wait a day or two

They'll eat it. Trust me. They'll eat it.

Wait--either a plate, or broccoli? I'd probably eat my shoes before I ate a plate...


I think I'd try the plate before the broccoli
 
2012-02-13 11:28:49 AM  
Is this her?
th1086.photobucket.com

hotlnk
 
2012-02-13 11:29:00 AM  
I'd rather have a piece of Staci's pie on Page 3
www.page3.com
 
2012-02-13 11:29:06 AM  
Between the bread, sauce and cheese she probably is receiving enough overall nutrition to get by. I wonder what her blood work numbers come out looking like.
 
2012-02-13 11:29:52 AM  

Asmenoth: For eating nothing but cheese pizza for 31 years, she looks quite a bit less rotund than imagined


She looks a decade older than 33, though, and I imagine she'd look older without makeup and favorable lighting.

If she's suffering from a vitamin deficiency, why doesn't she just take a supplement? You could hide it in the pizza or something.

Also, 31 years of just cheese pizza? She started on this diet when she was 2?
 
2012-02-13 11:30:01 AM  

Trance750: Since when has pizza become an addiction?


when someone eats nothing but pizza for 30 years and insists that they cannot eat anything else despite being aware of the damage they're doing to their health
 
2012-02-13 11:31:41 AM  
STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS WOMAN'S VEGETARIANISM; SHE IS AN HERO
 
2012-02-13 11:32:49 AM  
I had chesse pizza for supper the last two days and I am already tired of it.
 
2012-02-13 11:33:03 AM  

Gunther: Asmenoth:
Also, 31 years of just cheese pizza? She started on this diet when she was 2?


I blame the parents for that.
 
2012-02-13 11:33:04 AM  
If I eat the same thing 2 days in a row, then I've had enough and don't want to eat it again for awhile.

How can someone eat the same thing for 31 years? *shivers*
 
2012-02-13 11:33:06 AM  
I don't get how people can willingly eat the same thing over and over for years! I go on my binges where I will eat at a place a couple days in a row when I really like it, but the same thing every day for over a year, I can't imagine.
 
TWX
2012-02-13 11:33:59 AM  

Voiceofreason01: TWX: Reminds me a little of my wife... apparently for 20 years she ate nothing but yellow food- pizza, fries and other potatoes, chicken, bread products, corn, etc.

I'm slowly breaking her of this but it's tough. She still won't eat beef or pork excepting hot dogs and bacon, but she considers those separate food groups...

how does somebody get to be that broken

/serious question


She blames it on reading Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle".

I attribute it to her being an only-child, in part.
 
2012-02-13 11:34:11 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

unimpressed.
 
2012-02-13 11:34:35 AM  
So she's a vegetarian?
 
2012-02-13 11:34:35 AM  

TWX: Reminds me a little of my wife... apparently for 20 years she ate nothing but yellow food- pizza, fries and other potatoes, chicken, bread products, corn, etc.

I'm slowly breaking her of this but it's tough. She still won't eat beef or pork excepting hot dogs and bacon, but she considers those separate food groups...


Was gonna make a joke about not having any trouble getting your wife to put meat in her mouth, but I'll take the high road and just assume it's implied...
 
2012-02-13 11:35:54 AM  
Need fake news?

The Sun is there.
 
2012-02-13 11:37:36 AM  

Petey4335: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 259x194]

unimpressed.


First thought about this guy: apparently he gets his hair cut at McDonald's too.
 
2012-02-13 11:37:36 AM  
My three food groups:
Canned
Boxed
Frozen
 
2012-02-13 11:37:45 AM  
Gross.

/not even with John Schnatter's dick
 
2012-02-13 11:38:14 AM  
Fark this lady. Seriously.

www.firstshowing.net
 
2012-02-13 11:38:44 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: Between the bread, sauce and cheese she probably is receiving enough overall nutrition to get by. I wonder what her blood work numbers come out looking like.


She could still likely get rickets and scurvy with this diet, assuming it's really as strict as they claim. She needs to eat a lime and spend more time in the sun.
 
2012-02-13 11:41:32 AM  

Byno: STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS WOMAN'S VEGETARIANISM; SHE IS AN HERO


Since when is cheese vegetarian?
 
2012-02-13 11:42:04 AM  

Gunther: If she's suffering from a vitamin deficiency, why doesn't she just take a supplement? You could hide it in the pizza or something.


They already do, in that a lot of flour is fortified. Fortifying raw ingredients like salt, water, milk and flour is what led to a dramatic decline in most malnutrition diseases, well before pill supplements became all the rage.

However, there's a more recent trend in which companies are removing or replacing various ingredients to lower costs, make more revenue or optimize for shipping. We figured out early last century what the causes of diseases like rickets or scurvy are, but now we're finding that taking out stuff like fiber and replacing natural oils with hydrogenated fats lead to problems of their own.

BurnShrike: It's easy to get people over stuff like this.

1. Lock the offender in their room with a plate or brocolli
2. Wait a day or two

They'll eat it. Trust me.


This. Hunger is the best flavor.
 
2012-02-13 11:43:19 AM  

LordJiro: Mayostard: She probably shiats once a month decade.


With all that crust? More like six times a day.
 
2012-02-13 11:43:36 AM  

Seacop: GreetingsEarthling: Wait--either a plate, or broccoli? I'd probably eat my shoes before I ate a plate...

what if it's a paper plate?


Yes, OK.

Styrafoam plate?

God no. That would be awful.

One of those wicker basket plates?

It would probably take about 48 hours to chew the damn thing.
 
2012-02-13 11:43:43 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Put some pepperoni, pineapple, and spinach on it and you're done.


Spinach? Totally overpowers the pizza. Pineapple, sausage, and jalapenos make a way better combination. Preferably lots and lots red jalapenos or Fresno peppers if you can get them. Slice 'em up and cover the whole pizza as if it were a plate of nachos.

/I can't say I blame her. I'd eat pizza every day if it didn't give me high cholesterol.
 
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