Now THAT'S punishment!

Could be worse: They could be sent to Detroit.

Hawnkee: Could be worse: They could be sent to Detroit.

No one deserves that fate.

Dungeon rapist, eh? I usually play ranger class.

Hawnkee: Could be worse: They could be sent to Detroit.

i think that would be worse than escape from ny/la

Ironic? Srsly?

He had posed as a policeman before he abducted the woman at gunpoint, imprisoned her, attached a fake bomb to her chest and raped her.

Look, all I'm saying, is that if the man currently raping you has simultaneously affixed a bomb to your chest, I'm going to suggest it's safe to assume that bomb is a dud, because if it goes off, it's taking him with it.

Unless his name is Jamaal. You can't trust guys named Jamaal with explosive devices.

This text is now purple: He had posed as a policeman before he abducted the woman at gunpoint, imprisoned her, attached a fake bomb to her chest and raped her.

Look, all I'm saying, is that if the man currently raping you has simultaneously affixed a bomb to your chest, I'm going to suggest it's safe to assume that bomb is a dud, because if it goes off, it's taking him with it.

Unless his name is Jamaal. You can't trust guys named Jamaal with explosive devices.

This text is now purple: He had posed as a policeman before he abducted the woman at gunpoint, imprisoned her, attached a fake bomb to her chest and raped her.

Look, all I'm saying, is that if the man currently raping you has simultaneously affixed a bomb to your chest, I'm going to suggest it's safe to assume that bomb is a dud, because if it goes off, it's taking him with it..

Clearly he was thinking about going out with a bang.

Though whilst logically what you say is true, I doubt it would be much comfort at the time. "Oh now he's raping me, that means this bomb must be fake. Awesome!"

This text is now purple: He had posed as a policeman before he abducted the woman at gunpoint, imprisoned her, attached a fake bomb to her chest and raped her.

Look, all I'm saying, is that if the man currently raping you has simultaneously affixed a bomb to your chest, I'm going to suggest it's safe to assume that bomb is a dud, because if it goes off, it's taking him with it.

Unless his name is Jamaal. You can't trust guys named Jamaal with explosive devices.

What you can think of at this moment, sitting in your comfortable computer chair and not being raped, might be quite different than what a frightened and kidnapped young woman would do.

The biggest shocker of this article is that he only got 12 years for a horrific rape, and then he had the audacity to violate his parole conditions. I would have sent him back to jail for the rest of his sentence.

How do you rape a dungeon?

The woman escaped from the shed in which she had been imprisoned for about eight hours.

Really a whole eight hours? Amateur.