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(Cracked)   Best note EVER left on a dented car   (cracked.com) divider line 104
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46697 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2012 at 8:37 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-02-13 08:42:27 AM  
That was farking stupid - I want my 2 minutes of skimming back.
 
2012-02-13 08:42:50 AM  
Meh. I want my time back.
 
2012-02-13 08:43:33 AM  
Gheyer than a unicorn with a lisp
 
2012-02-13 08:44:03 AM  
Trying too hard to be funny.
 
2012-02-13 08:44:25 AM  
Best? No. Long and pointless, vaguely attempting to simulate humor, yes.
 
2012-02-13 08:44:50 AM  
WWAARHRGARBLRARLBMRL CRACKED RAAARGHRHHH SMASH.

That about cover it?
 
2012-02-13 08:47:03 AM  
tl;dr
 
2012-02-13 08:47:06 AM  
Subby: Monday morning ain't the time to try and post stuff like this, wait until we're all drunk friday afternoon or something.
 
2012-02-13 08:48:09 AM  
Article author isn't as funny or clever as he thinks he is.
 
2012-02-13 08:50:26 AM  
Drew, you could always give the ad money back.
 
2012-02-13 08:50:59 AM  

Flakeloaf: WWAARHRGARBLRARLBMRL CRACKED RAAARGHRHHH SMASH.

That about cover it?


As one of the apparently few Farkers who enjoys Cracked, I'll say this is easily the worst thing of theirs I've seen recently.
 
2012-02-13 08:51:30 AM  
More like fakest note ever.
 
2012-02-13 08:51:34 AM  
makes me want to go and dent subby's car
 
2012-02-13 08:51:56 AM  
Was it supposed to be so unfunny that it was funny? Cause it wasn't.
 
2012-02-13 08:52:02 AM  
Explain to me once again, how does stuff get greenlighted around here?
 
2012-02-13 08:52:04 AM  
attempting to save thread

blogs.news.com.au

/probably won't work
 
2012-02-13 08:52:15 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-13 08:52:53 AM  

LazarusLong42: Flakeloaf: WWAARHRGARBLRARLBMRL CRACKED RAAARGHRHHH SMASH.

That about cover it?

As one of the apparently few Farkers who enjoys Cracked, I'll say this is easily the worst thing of theirs I've seen recently.


I like them a lot, but this just went on and on...
 
2012-02-13 08:53:24 AM  
Well that link sucked.

Here's a better link (new window) with some entertaining notes left on cars.
 
2012-02-13 08:53:30 AM  
Good God, please only submit Cracked lists from now on. At least they have a success rate of greater than zero, unlike their actual articles.
 
2012-02-13 08:53:32 AM  
 
2012-02-13 08:53:35 AM  
I think most folks don't complain about so many things being labeled the greatest in this day and age but, in this situation, this article and the use of that word merit all the scorn that will be heaped upon it.
 
2012-02-13 08:53:39 AM  
Excuse me, I have to go find a three-day stunt driving course.
 
2012-02-13 08:53:43 AM  
LoneDoggie....THANK YOU.
 
2012-02-13 08:54:41 AM  
Wheezy Waiter would like a word with those who what their time back.....If you have to whine click HERE (new window)
 
2012-02-13 08:57:30 AM  
No subby, Best Dented Car Note ever would be "Sorry I dented your car. Take my undented Ferrari over there as consolation. The keys and signed title are in the glovebox."
 
2012-02-13 09:01:35 AM  
It's entirely unrealistic.
You can't jump a Volvo over a bus. It's just not possible.
(I'm pretty sure it's a Volvo in the picture of the dent.)
 
2012-02-13 09:06:02 AM  
tl;dr.
 
2012-02-13 09:09:00 AM  

LoneDoggie: attempting to save thread

[blogs.news.com.au image 427x503]

/probably won't work




Jack has handwriting like a girl.
 
2012-02-13 09:11:49 AM  

Embden.Meyerhof: LoneDoggie: attempting to save thread

[blogs.news.com.au image 427x503]

/probably won't work



Jack has handwriting like a girl.


What kind of girls have you been writing with?
 
2012-02-13 09:11:53 AM  
I don't usually comment about links being unfunny. I'll make an exception, subby should be beaten along with anyone who thought it was a good idea for this to go green.

/that's it
 
2012-02-13 09:14:34 AM  
fake.
 
2012-02-13 09:16:10 AM  
Not only was that stupid, but it wasn't even close to being the best note ever left on a car.
 
2012-02-13 09:16:34 AM  
The note sucked PLUS he assumed the injured party enjoyed vaginal sex. What a dope.
 
2012-02-13 09:21:57 AM  

Flakeloaf: WWAARHRGARBLRARLBMRL CRACKED RAAARGHRHHH SMASH.

That about cover it?


You sound like a butthurt subby.
 
2012-02-13 09:22:17 AM  
I wish I could have caught him doin' it. It woulda been worth him doin' it if I could have caught him doin' it."

images.fanpop.com
 
2012-02-13 09:24:07 AM  
WAY too forced.
 
2012-02-13 09:25:29 AM  
Seriously TL;DR.

If someone can convince me that this is worth reading, I'll go back and give it a go, otherwise can someone give me the Clif Notes?
 
2012-02-13 09:25:41 AM  
Hey, anybody else think this was lame??

/Oh...
 
2012-02-13 09:27:10 AM  

BurnShrike: Well that link sucked.

Here's a better link (new window) with some entertaining notes left on cars.


That link is awsome. Thanks
 
2012-02-13 09:27:29 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-02-13 09:29:01 AM  

Madbassist1: BurnShrike: Well that link sucked.

Here's a better link (new window) with some entertaining notes left on cars.

That link is awsome. Thanks


You're welcome. If only we could substitute it for Subby's link. Oh well.

static.happyplace.com
 
2012-02-13 09:29:26 AM  
Note fails without mentioning cling peaches.
 
2012-02-13 09:31:35 AM  

PluckYew: tl;dr

 
2012-02-13 09:36:31 AM  
I, for one, thought it was a hilarious shaggy-dog story.

Although not revenge-y enough. The note-writer should've shot a hooker and stuffed her in the car with the murder weapon and some bloody gloves for good measure, just in case the reader managed to duck the charges for counterfeiting and the car chase.
 
2012-02-13 09:46:04 AM  
I thought hmm a Cracked article that isnt a top 10 list or slideshow, interesting.

Then I read 3 paragraphs, and realized its even worse than the usual junior high humor they covet over there.

I wonder what exactly Drew was drinking when he decided to partner with Cracked.

/Musta been more than shiatty Heineken
 
2012-02-13 09:47:37 AM  

quisph: Flakeloaf: WWAARHRGARBLRARLBMRL CRACKED RAAARGHRHHH SMASH.

That about cover it?

You sound like a butthurt subby.


Nope. Just tired of seeing the same crap in every Cracked comment thread. It's like the new Homestar Runner: It popped its head up again? Better race into the thread to tell everyone you don't like that topic.
 
2012-02-13 09:52:13 AM  

Bleyo: Good God, please only submit Cracked lists from now on. At least they have a success rate of greater than zero, unlike their actual articles.


Giving Cracked a greater than 0 chance is even pushing it. Its an endless list site whose writers all appear to be attempting to write like junior high journalists.
 
2012-02-13 09:54:50 AM  
I LIKE most of the Cracked links. This one was awful, I made it a third of the way through. This thread is funnier, hell, actual thread is funnier.
 
2012-02-13 09:58:28 AM  
It was bad, but I'll give the whole thing a pass because I scrolled down enough to see the 'alt.sex.slashpics.flo.poop', and I'm old enough to love me a good Usenet that which must not be named reference.
 
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