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basemetal

2012-02-13 10:21:27 AM

Living with an ex? There's your problem, dude.

BurnShrike

2012-02-13 10:27:02 AM

basemetal: Living with a~~n ex~~ woman? There's your problem, dude.

FTFY

Headso

2012-02-13 10:27:14 AM

it was roid rage...

God's Hubris

2012-02-13 10:28:31 AM

NO, YOU'RE A TOWEL!

realmojo

2012-02-13 10:31:27 AM

That kid's got bussoms! Who's got a wet towel?!?

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/Full of chocolate

bastian_74

2012-02-13 10:38:25 AM

Sounds like a whiny little biatch

dready zim

2012-02-13 10:43:23 AM

The only reason to have your ex in your bedroom is to get her to suck your cock. Trying to sleep with your ex awake in the same house means either you wake up with no posessions or no cock. The man is an idiot.

Who'stheBossisNotaFood

2012-02-13 10:49:13 AM

Well where I live I wouldn't be able to get a police officer to waste his time on battery by a towel, but in Niceville I guess this is a major crime.

offmymeds

2012-02-13 11:00:02 AM

Grapefruit works pretty good...

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bjalfi

2012-02-13 11:23:50 AM

"... according to a Niceville Police Department arrest report."

I lol'd

hammettman

2012-02-13 12:07:01 PM

Sometimes it's best to just throw in the towel.

capt.hollister

2012-02-13 12:32:43 PM

Granted, a man should always know where his towel is, but domestic violence is inexcusable.

/this frood is not very hoopy

Do you know the way to Mordor

2012-02-13 01:13:09 PM

The man should have taken the introductory course in effective towel flicking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwzRSn5ql0M

Oznog

2012-02-13 01:42:52 PM

YOU'RE a towel!

HAMMERTOE

2012-02-13 01:44:06 PM

He would have got off, but they found his collection of intercontinental ballistic pillows upon conducting a cursory search.

Fat-D

2012-02-13 01:50:19 PM

CSB:

I had an ex GF move out of state because I threw a (clean)sock at her.

Sirsky

2012-02-13 01:58:59 PM

acad1228

2012-02-13 01:59:17 PM

Always remember to bring a towel.

notmtwain

2012-02-13 02:08:39 PM

This is someone's attempt at humor.

// Notice the other headline-

•Man uses towel to 'shut up' ex-girlfriend
•Report: Man sneaking into Helen Back charged with trespassing

// Anyone ever been to Helen Back?

dready zim

2012-02-13 03:38:36 PM

hammettman: Sometimes it's best to just throw in the towel.

If you could throw a towel in there then I`m not surprised he left the slack coonted biatch.

ciberido

2012-02-13 03:41:57 PM

capt.hollister: Granted, a man should always know where his towel is, but domestic violence is inexcusable.

/this frood is not very hoopy

To be fair, the towel was mostly harmless.

struct

2012-02-13 07:30:55 PM

What is it with Niceville? It seems that its in the news a lot.

minitrue noram

2012-02-14 01:17:13 AM

vowels not towels

captjc

2012-02-14 06:05:27 PM

Towel use #206 - Shutting that biatch up.

Towels, like a Swiss Army Knife, but fluffier.

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