If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Homeless man caught trying to sneak into Helen Back. It's funnier when you say it out loud   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 22
More: Florida, Emerald Coast  
•       •       •

3404 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2012 at 10:20 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



22 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 09:22:20 AM
I'd go to Helen Back for a good pizza.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:11:48 AM
No, her name is Mucus.
 
hockeychick [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:24:12 AM
killerbunnies.com

30 Helens agree.
 
Creoena
2012-02-13 10:24:58 AM
Better than trying to sneak into Uranus.

/sorry
 
discgolfguru [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:25:16 AM
The man refused to sit on the ground as instructed but "was subsequently assisted to the ground

Interesting phrase.
 
SwiftFox
2012-02-13 10:29:28 AM
hockeychick: [killerbunnies.com image 480x344]

30 Helens agree.

I dunno. Would you launch 30000 ships for that?
 
bemis23
2012-02-13 10:30:28 AM
Helen Back is actually pretty good pizza, for Florida.
 
LazarusLong42 [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:34:03 AM
Homeless man wanted for questioning, answers to the nickname "Orpheus."
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 10:34:43 AM
The man refused to sit on the ground as instructed but "was subsequently assisted to the ground where he sat with no further resistance," the report said.

I'm guessing the "assistance" involved electricity or unconsciousness, or both.
 
AndreMA
2012-02-13 10:54:33 AM
I've got to stop farking without at least 3 cups of coffee in me. Misread headline as: "Homeless man caught trying to sneak into Glenn Beck." and it was traumatic.
 
offmymeds
2012-02-13 11:04:53 AM
The man refused to sit on the ground as instructed but "was subsequently assisted to the ground where he sat with no further resistance," the report said.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
eltejon [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 11:18:09 AM
Very good pizza for the area, and even better location... except the one in Crestview.
 
Cybernetic [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 11:19:05 AM
Has anyone else noticed that at first glance the logo for that news site looks a awful lot like The Onion?
 
Ctrl-Alt-Del
2012-02-13 11:33:26 AM
It's funnier when you say it out loud

i235.photobucket.com
 
Romans 7 19
2012-02-13 11:45:31 AM
came for the young ones reference.
/leaving satisfied
 
king of vegas [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 12:05:13 PM
Nice headline but I would have left off the 2nd part. Funnier without it.
 
cwolf20
2012-02-13 12:16:17 PM
Depending on the pizza, it might not being hell going in, but things might get interesting coming out.
 
cwolf20
2012-02-13 12:16:55 PM
I think I got hit with an auto-correct. It was "be" not "being"
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 12:23:16 PM
It just sucks that the name is a joke name. It's not like mere coincidence collided to produce something funny.
 
masper
2012-02-13 12:24:16 PM
No one ever says "Ftumch".
 
Vkingbanna
2012-02-13 01:06:23 PM
I was amused by the 'What police restraint might look like' pic.
 
Raptop
2012-02-13 01:39:44 PM
He must've tried for an hour, BACK

Get it?
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop »