"The cockpit? What is it?"
"The little room at the front of the plane, but that's not important right now"

I guess he didn't like the in flight movie.

So, basically, Uruguayians are tougher than Americans.

O wait, he didn't have a box cutter.

farking 9/11 is related to everything people.

TSA precaution: All passengers must be shackled to the seats.

wood_stones: So, basically, Uruguayians are tougher than Americans.


I'm not sure there was an American on flight 571 to sample from.

bugs bunny's "dog pile on the rabbit" can cure lots of lifes woes.

Make these lights blink in sequence.

Too bad Mark Whalberg wasn't on that plane...

All Pilots are to be armed, anyone entering the cockpit without permission of the pilots is to be shot.

nekom: The crew of FDX 705 is unimpressed.

Whoa, that is pretty crazy.

FTFA: The TAM Airlines jet was en route from Montevideo, Uruguay to Sao Paulo when a man who some passengers said was wearing a TAM identification badge got into the cockpit because the door was open.

The Amazing Meeting sounds like it got a little out of control this year...

Dirkax2: Too bad Mark Whalberg wasn't on that plane...

Word! and if only he had suddenly broke into a song and dance routine singing good vibrations on the aisle the nutcase would've calm himself down fer sure.

Mugato: Really though, how hard is it to lock the cockpit? Seems a few things in the past could have been avoided if they did that.

Seriously. You'd think a lock on the door would be standard equipment on every plane built at least since the 1960s. With more modern aircraft I'm bewildered that the cockpit is accessible from the passenger compartment at all.

akede: TSA precaution: All passengers must be shackled to the seats.

I've already proposed that all passengers be sedated in the terminal and loaded to/from the plane in gurneys stacked 3 or 4 high. Replace flight attendants with anesthesiologists. Increase efficiency and profit with increased passenger density. Save money by eliminating in-flight meals, entertainment, toilet facilities, etc. Eliminates dealing with terrorist threats, annoying kids, bad body odor, extended layovers and possibly jetlag.

First class service will put you in your hotel bed before you wake up.
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I just watched Quarantine 2 on Netflix, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies....

I'm somewhat surprised at the lack of ITGs in this thread.

Inconceivable in this day and age that the cockpit door wasn't locked. And yet, it happened......

Smidge204: Mugato: Really though, how hard is it to lock the cockpit? Seems a few things in the past could have been avoided if they did that.

Seriously. You'd think a lock on the door would be standard equipment on every plane built at least since the 1960s. With more modern aircraft I'm bewildered that the cockpit is accessible from the passenger compartment at all.

akede: TSA precaution: All passengers must be shackled to the seats.

I've already proposed that all passengers be sedated in the terminal and loaded to/from the plane in gurneys stacked 3 or 4 high. Replace flight attendants with anesthesiologists. Increase efficiency and profit with increased passenger density. Save money by eliminating in-flight meals, entertainment, toilet facilities, etc. Eliminates dealing with terrorist threats, annoying kids, bad body odor, extended layovers and possibly jetlag.

First class service will put you in your hotel bed before you wake up.
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After being stripped naked first.

Smidge204: Mugato: Really though, how hard is it to lock the cockpit? Seems a few things in the past could have been avoided if they did that.

Seriously. You'd think a lock on the door would be standard equipment on every plane built at least since the 1960s. With more modern aircraft I'm bewildered that the cockpit is accessible from the passenger compartment at all.

akede: TSA precaution: All passengers must be shackled to the seats.

I've already proposed that all passengers be sedated in the terminal and loaded to/from the plane in gurneys stacked 3 or 4 high. Replace flight attendants with anesthesiologists. Increase efficiency and profit with increased passenger density. Save money by eliminating in-flight meals, entertainment, toilet facilities, etc. Eliminates dealing with terrorist threats, annoying kids, bad body odor, extended layovers and possibly jetlag.

First class service will put you in your hotel bed before you wake up.
=Smidge=

Too much potential for UFIA. Among other probes and orifices (orifi?)

The Des Moines Institute?

Impasse: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

The Des Moines Institute?

we're familiar with it.

There is no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I thought they made a rule that cockpits had to be locked in flight?

Otto Pilot, Where are you?

It won't be long before we all have to fly in paper gowns, and are stapped into individually ejectable pods for the duration of the flight.

Flight attendant says put up that iPhone, and you dont...TERRORIST! *click* *Boomf* *whoosh!* Ain't a problem on the flight no more!

I'm getting closer to my home

The Jaunt...

"Longer than you think, Dad! It's longer than you think!"

Smidge204

I've already proposed that all passengers be sedated in the terminal and loaded to/from the plane in gurneys...

Sound like quite The Jaunt



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Gyrfalcon:

And here for a second I thought it said "PSYCHIC attack on the pilot"

Me too!!1!

FTFA: "Federal police inspector Luiz Daiello told Porto Alegre's Zero Hora newspaper the suspect had "suffered a psychotic attack" while on board. "

That sounds familiar (new window).

OnlyM3: Smidge204

I've already proposed that all passengers be sedated in the terminal and loaded to/from the plane in gurneys...



Sound like quite The Jaunt



//obscure


No not at all...