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2012-02-12 05:00:56 PM
Well, I give up...
 
2012-02-12 05:10:13 PM
Two natural enemies. Like Scotts and Scotts!
 
2012-02-12 05:10:32 PM
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
 
2012-02-12 05:11:24 PM
humor and showers are so....american.
 
2012-02-12 05:12:48 PM
I'm sure English police would've searched the passengers anuses for contraband after finding the guy in the trunk. What kind of tard visits Paris and decides driving is a good idea?
 
2012-02-12 05:13:03 PM
images.travelpod.com


"Bof."
 
2012-02-12 05:14:45 PM
A pedantic puff-piece about getting pulled over by the cops in France for having a guy riding in the trunk. Pathetic.
 
2012-02-12 05:15:02 PM
"The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny. Yet no French sex comedies are funny." --Matt Groening
 
2012-02-12 05:16:33 PM
Was that in english?
 
2012-02-12 05:16:38 PM
This thing tries way too hard to be funny. And fails. Miserably.

/Wait, is this just supposed to be a 'lol French!11!' thread?
 
2012-02-12 05:18:16 PM
Everything you need to know about the French sense of humor:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-12 05:18:19 PM
Yeah no...
 
2012-02-12 05:18:20 PM
fta
our booted fellow passenger through the hatchback window. In a trice...

we speak usa here.
 
2012-02-12 05:18:38 PM
Holy shiat that was a horribly written piece of dog vomit..
 
2012-02-12 05:18:57 PM
Film Geek Highlight of my trip to Paris: I accidentally wandered to the bridge where that Inception scene with Leo di Caprio and Ellen Page was filmed, where she does that thing with the mirrors. Yea, not a big deal but it was just weird because I thought, where had I seen this are before?
 
2012-02-12 05:19:01 PM
I am shocked the guy didn't mention freedom fries.What a moran.
 
2012-02-12 05:19:09 PM
Say it frenchy, say chowda!!!
 
2012-02-12 05:23:03 PM
That's a prize-winning essay!

www.humorlinks.com
 
2012-02-12 05:27:36 PM
What do you do when a woman sits on your hand?

Ask her to not sit on your hand!
 
2012-02-12 05:27:59 PM
Of course, they love Jerry Lewis. We think he's a asshole here. And mimes.
 
2012-02-12 05:31:46 PM
Terry Wogan should stick to radio.
 
2012-02-12 05:36:13 PM
Kotecks: Was that in english?

The words were all recognizable but it read like it was put together by one of those essay-generating joke websites.
 
2012-02-12 05:38:32 PM
blu.stb.s-msn.com

It's like they have a different word for everything
 
2012-02-12 05:38:37 PM
If you were from Kentucky you'd find every reason to mock the French, too.
 
2012-02-12 05:41:14 PM
Is it really a boot (trunk) if it's a hatchback? That part of a hatchback is part of the passenger space. And ya, the article is still not interesting nor funny.
 
2012-02-12 05:41:15 PM
The French like people who make funny faces and yell and fall down. People like Jerry Lewis or Roberto Benigni. I bet Adam Sandler is popular there.
 
2012-02-12 05:44:10 PM
img839.imageshack.us

Glass houses, etc.

Then again...

img822.imageshack.us

Brits making fun of frogs = Gold, Jerry!

/Python uber alles
 
2012-02-12 05:46:41 PM
Note: The writer of this piece is Irish. Already noticed at least one post that seems to be criticizing him for being a Brit.
 
2012-02-12 05:51:28 PM
french "comedy"
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-12 05:53:21 PM
poupe
 
2012-02-12 05:55:21 PM
palad: A pedantic puff-piece about getting pulled over by the cops in France for having a guy riding in the trunk. Pathetic.

Hell, I didn't even get that far. To me, it just sounded an old Irishman ambling about god knows what and never getting to the point. I gave up ever following his point halfway through.
 
2012-02-12 05:57:50 PM
Styro Foam: Kotecks: Was that in english?

The words were all recognizable but it read like it was put together by one of those essay-generating joke websites.


I was flummoxed by the existence of that article.
 
2012-02-12 05:59:38 PM
There's nothing funny about collapsed shock absorbers!
 
2012-02-12 06:01:08 PM
palad: A pedantic puff-piece about getting pulled over by the cops in France for having a guy riding in the trunk. Pathetic.

What made it hilarious was that it was actually an attempt to cast an ugly light on another culture. You do this, of course, by writing pure drivel about how you can't smell varnish as well as sausage. What a farking moron. The author should move to America. Fox is hiring.
 
2012-02-12 06:01:15 PM
I want my 10 minutes back... ungreenlight this before it is too late!
 
2012-02-12 06:04:52 PM
Heh heh, quite...quite.
 
2012-02-12 06:05:20 PM
I really hate British slang.
 
2012-02-12 06:10:10 PM
citroens, champagne and ch-ch-ch cheese.

/i like french females, mmm
 
2012-02-12 06:12:30 PM
Anyone who thinks the French have no sense of humor has never watched an episode of Wakfu.
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-12 06:12:43 PM
Quoi?
 
2012-02-12 06:15:25 PM
Mugato: Of course, they love Jerry Lewis. We think he's a asshole here. And mimes.

You obviously have not seen the original "The Nutty Professor." It's excellent!

impnerd.com

Another great movie with Jerry Lewis is "The King of Comedy," also starring Robert DeNiro:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Broaden your horizons, people!

/Used to want to go to France. Now wouldn't even consider it due to 58 nuclear reactors being in an area smaller than Texas.
//And I love mimes. And not caring what people think, to a comfortable degree.
 
2012-02-12 06:17:39 PM
PsiChi: Another great movie with Jerry Lewis is "The King of Comedy," also starring Robert DeNiro:

That movie is fantastic.

Of course Lewis was sort of a bastard in it.
 
2012-02-12 06:18:08 PM
Ehdee: Note: The writer of this piece is Irish. Already noticed at least one post that seems to be criticizing him for being a Brit.

Which is fine as he's actually both.

I'm all for pedantry, but make sure you're right before you snark.
 
2012-02-12 06:20:00 PM
Kotecks: Was that in english?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-02-12 06:21:54 PM
Horribly written. Not funny.
 
2012-02-12 06:22:49 PM
peasants_are_revolting: I really hate British slang.

Irish. One of us wrote this shiat, it just turned up in a shiatty Brit paper. Wogan is pandering to the British xenophobes, mind you...
 
2012-02-12 06:25:44 PM
JMacPA: Ehdee: Note: The writer of this piece is Irish. Already noticed at least one post that seems to be criticizing him for being a Brit.

Which is fine as he's actually both.

I'm all for pedantry, but make sure you're right before you snark.


I was and am still right. Moving to another country and taking citizenship doesn't make you any less of an Irishman, prick.
 
2012-02-12 06:26:42 PM
... What the fark did I just read? I can't make heads or tails of this shiat. Was there anything close to a point ANYWHERE in that article?
 
2012-02-12 06:36:57 PM
Dude, I flew into Nice once and went to a corner bar. The Barmaid was a worn out hooker about 60 with a short red dress, dyed blond hair, wrinkles in in her face your lose a lorry in and black armpit hair halfway to her elbow.
 
2012-02-12 06:37:27 PM
Barakku: Holy shiat that was a horribly written piece of dog vomit..

You must be French.
 
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