If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mental Floss) Cool "Thank you for not hitting me," and other thank-you notes from celebrities   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 20
More: Cool, thank you notes, Smothers Brothers, Roald Dahl, Pam Grier, Harry Nilsson, celebrity  
•       •       •

9344 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Feb 2012 at 8:38 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



20 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 05:03:50 PM
I don't know, getting hit by Pam Grier, circa 1974, might have been a bit of a turn-on.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 06:42:33 PM
Thank you for your champagne.
It arrived, I drank it and I was gayer.
Thanks again.

My best,
Marilyn Monroe

Giggity.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:24:23 PM
Dear Fark,

Once again I must say thank you for diversions from my drearily normal life by presenting me with dreary, often painfully unorthodox screeds from the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me I must go and reinsert myself into the meat-world because the cat has peed in my shoe again.

Sincerely, PainInTheASP
 
DeadMouseTails
2012-02-12 08:52:03 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I don't know, getting hit by Pam Grier, circa 1974, might have been a bit of a turn-on.

This
 
CravenMorehead
2012-02-12 08:56:12 PM
Neil Armstrong. Wrong guy got out first. It shoulda been Buzz. Watching Armstrong give an interview is torture. Reading that thank you note was torture.
 
turbidum
2012-02-12 08:56:37 PM
PainInTheASP: Dear Fark,

Once again I must say thank you for diversions from my drearily normal life by presenting me with dreary, often painfully unorthodox screeds from the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me I must go and reinsert myself into the meat-world because the cat has peed in my shoe again.

Sincerely, PainInTheASP

What article did you read? I read one with an awesome letter from Roald Dahl.
 
1. Put snakes on plane
2012-02-12 09:02:58 PM
Good stuff. The bonus from Roger Taylor was my favorite.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 09:36:02 PM
PainInTheASP: Dear Fark,

Once again I must say thank you for diversions from my drearily normal life by presenting me with dreary, often painfully unorthodox screeds from the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me I must go and reinsert myself into the meat-world because the cat has peed in my shoe again.

Sincerely, PainInTheASP

And also, here's another five dollars, because I hate this so much.
 
hogans
2012-02-12 09:39:51 PM
It's a shame he wasn't not hit by Rosey Grier instead. He could have sent him a lifetime's supply of needlepoint thread.
 
LeroyBourne
2012-02-12 09:45:00 PM
I went to culinary school with a kid who's uncle was RR's personal chef. He would tell me these crazy stories about the last few months he was in office he would make his uncle make up the strangest things. At one point, for no reason RR wanted a 5 tier cake.
/i love it, what are you gonna say? no?
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-02-12 10:01:02 PM
1. Put snakes on plane: Good stuff. The bonus from Roger Taylor was my favorite.

Ditto. Queen was farking awesome!
 
Lurk sober post drunk
2012-02-12 10:12:27 PM
that audrey was one classy broad
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 10:19:16 PM
Relatively Obscure: PainInTheASP: Dear Fark,

Once again I must say thank you for diversions from my drearily normal life by presenting me with dreary, often painfully unorthodox screeds from the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me I must go and reinsert myself into the meat-world because the cat has peed in my shoe again.

Sincerely, PainInTheASP

And also, here's another five dollars, because I hate this so much.

Fifty.
 
TheManofPA
2012-02-12 10:38:58 PM
PainInTheASP: Dear Fark,

Once again I must say thank you for diversions from my drearily normal life by presenting me with dreary, often painfully unorthodox screeds from the blogosphere. Now if you'll excuse me I must go and reinsert myself into the meat-world because the cat has peed in my shoe again.

Sincerely, PainInTheASP

Your cat is Joe Buck?
 
Darkwing
2012-02-12 11:18:56 PM
Fake. The one from Fartbongo says "proof of God" when we all know he would have written "proof of Allah".

/amidoingitright?
 
puddleonfire
2012-02-13 12:16:14 AM
"Thank you for not hitting me again, Bobby."
--Whitney
 
GentlemanJ
2012-02-13 12:34:42 AM
Mugato: Thank you for your champagne.
It arrived, I drank it and I was gayer.
Thanks again.

My best,
Marilyn Monroe

Giggity.

I can't see Truman Capote saying that: it wouldn't be possible.
 
Phoenix_M
2012-02-13 12:41:15 AM
hogans: It's a shame he wasn't not hit by Rosey Grier instead. He could have sent him a lifetime's supply of needlepoint thread.

What kind of flowers would he have sent Rosey Grier?
 
That coward David Lopan
2012-02-13 12:00:42 PM
I realize I'm late, but I am going to say that Grable's Daughter should sign all of her thank you notes like Liz Taylor: "Of A.W. fame."

/I keed, I keed, GD.
 
PlasticMoby
2012-02-13 07:18:43 PM
I wonder if Lennon was wearing the "sanitary napkin" on his head when he provoked Pam Grier. I swear to your god, there wasn't a more epic troll than a drunken John Lennon.Love him.
 
Displayed 20 of 20 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop »