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(Entertainment Weekly)   Will Adele be rolling in the awards? Will Katy Perry light up the night like a firework? How will Whitney Houston be memorialized? It's your official 54th Annual Grammy Awards discussion thread (8PM ET on CBS)   (ew.com) divider line 1314
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bulldg4life [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:36:57 PM
What are Kanye and Jay-Z doing tonight...
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:36:58 PM
Best Rap: JayZ & Kanye West. 3/4 of the song isn't even rapping.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:36:58 PM
I bet Taylor Swift is glad Kanye isn't there.
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:36:58 PM
Little Red Riding biatch no win.

Bye JayZ and Kanye. no show.

that's 3 no show nominees.
 
Pinner
2012-02-12 08:37:09 PM
MickeyRaptor: Pinner: Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?

The Grammys are on CBS, numbnuts. You have ABC on.

CBS is showing 20/20.
My nuts are still numb.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:37:09 PM
I remember when they'd give the award for Best Rock performance, and I'd be all indignant: "that doesn't rock!"

Are rap fans doing the same thing?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:37:13 PM
Kar98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat?

No.

Too bad. Your loss.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:37:22 PM
That is, the one of the five nominees I am not the slightest bit familiar with. Just glad it wasn't Black and Goddamn Yellow.

This sounds like a Rihanna/Coldplay intro.
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:37:39 PM
Smiths: Little Red Riding biatch no win.

Bye JayZ and Kanye. no show.

that's 3 no show nominees.

Four. Pink wasn't there either.
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:37:46 PM
FEED KELLY
 
Mayor_of_Simpleton
2012-02-12 08:37:50 PM
Reba McIntyre lost her last name someplace!
 
NightOwl2255 [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:37:50 PM
Fista-Phobia: Best rapper? What's the criteria?

Like finishing first in the Special Olympics.
 
Kar98
2012-02-12 08:37:56 PM
Fista-Phobia: Best rapper? What's the criteria?

Sold enough to have made himself a name. Not white. Alive.
So yeah, I got nothing.
 
Pontious Pilates
2012-02-12 08:37:56 PM
Did Reba find her wig in a dumpster?
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:38:13 PM
Does anybody know when they will be giving away the award for Best Banjo Accompaniment To A Reckless Driving Scene?
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:38:23 PM
paj: Smiths: Little Red Riding biatch no win.

Bye JayZ and Kanye. no show.

that's 3 no show nominees.

Four. Pink wasn't there either.

i was couting pink in my 3.

who was the 4th?
 
bulldg4life [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:38:25 PM
Earguy: Are rap fans doing the same thing?

It's Fark. Rap is awful and the NBA is full of thugs.
 
Zoomaster
2012-02-12 08:38:37 PM
I'ld still go for a ride on Kelly
 
MickeyRaptor
2012-02-12 08:38:41 PM
Jay-Z is on diaper duty tonight, apparently.
 
emotion_lotion
2012-02-12 08:38:42 PM
Where can we get live stream?
 
Midnight Rambler
2012-02-12 08:38:46 PM
Pinner: MickeyRaptor: Pinner: Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?

The Grammys are on CBS, numbnuts. You have ABC on.

CBS is showing 20/20.
My nuts are still numb.

You sure you're not thinking of 60 Minutes?
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:38:48 PM
So it's just "Reba" now? Going the Cher route with just one name?
/Here comes the keep-middle-America-watching segment.
 
fustanella
2012-02-12 08:38:50 PM
Ah, Reba. I worked lighting at a concert of hers back in the day. She ate with the local crew, rather than sequestering herself in the green room. Talked about soap operas with a friend. Nice lady. But more MIDI-based equipment for a "country" group than I'd ever seen to that point, for any band.

/CSB
//not so much, Englebert Humperdinck
 
Kar98
2012-02-12 08:39:36 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Kar98: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat?

No.

Too bad. Your loss.

Well gimme a year.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:39:39 PM
Damn, white people be really singing on stage...wtf is this shiat?
 
ariseatex [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:39:42 PM
Pinner: MickeyRaptor: Pinner: Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?

The Grammys are on CBS, numbnuts. You have ABC on.

CBS is showing 20/20.
My nuts are still numb.

You mean 60 Minutes? The Grammys'll start in 22 minutes for you and the rest of the Mountain time zone, I think.

/Grew up in AZ
//hour delay sucks, but better than the west coast 3-hour delay
///Slashies come in threes
 
shastacola
2012-02-12 08:39:46 PM
Little known fact: Reba McIntyre did a beautiful version of Sunday Kind Of Love many years ago .It may have been on her first album.
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:39:47 PM
Smiths: paj: Smiths: Little Red Riding biatch no win.

Bye JayZ and Kanye. no show.

that's 3 no show nominees.

Four. Pink wasn't there either.

i was couting pink in my 3.

who was the 4th?

I see. I was counting Jay-Z and Kanye as two separate entities.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:39:49 PM
And I am mistaken. It's not a special Grammy duet if they're singing their own duet!

/I don't care what you'd say, I'd bang the hell out of Kelly Clarkson. And I say that knowing that three years down the road, I'd be listening to the radio and saying "Yes, that song is about how I treated Kelly Clarkson poorly and it's now a top ten hit."
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:39:50 PM
paj: So it's just "Reba" now? Going the Cher route with just one name?
/Here comes the keep-middle-America-watching segment.

Reba has been going by one name for years now.
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:40:00 PM
Mayor_of_Simpleton: Reba McIntyre lost her last name someplace!

missus asked me about that right when they said only "Reba"

i said "as they get older, it gets harder to remember your whole name"

Kelly Clarkson can take me to Golden Corral, but i have a feeling she'll shove her face in the chocolate fountain.

and the missus just said "She looks like she has Downs"
 
Generation_D
2012-02-12 08:40:01 PM
For anyone west of the rockies being hosed by CBS... atdme.me or justin.tv

decent enough, im not here for the audio quality anyway
 
Pontious Pilates
2012-02-12 08:40:02 PM
Earguy: I remember when they'd give the award for Best Rock performance, and I'd be all indignant: "that doesn't rock!"

Are rap fans doing the same thing?

Yes. Jay-Z is the Colonel Tom Parker of hip hop at this point.
 
dodecahedron [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:40:29 PM
I really hate modern country music. I wish they'd do a Bob Wills revival trend.
 
craigzy
2012-02-12 08:40:38 PM
im glad they found a black tarp big enough to cover her ass.
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:40:57 PM
paj: Smiths: paj: Smiths: Little Red Riding biatch no win.

Bye JayZ and Kanye. no show.

that's 3 no show nominees.

Four. Pink wasn't there either.

i was couting pink in my 3.

who was the 4th?

I see. I was counting Jay-Z and Kanye as two separate entities.

so was I.

we dunno math together.

I count: Jay Z, Kanye, Pink for 3.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:41:04 PM
emotion_lotion: Where can we get live stream?

golden showers dot com?
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:41:04 PM
craigzy: im glad they found a black tarp big enough to cover her ass.

Her ass isn't that big.
 
fustanella
2012-02-12 08:41:05 PM
Ow. Steampunk aesthetic has been co-opted by country music. Game over.
 
Allansfirebird
2012-02-12 08:41:05 PM
Mayor_of_Simpleton: Reba McIntyre lost her last name someplace!

I think it was with her band when their plane crashed.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-02-12 08:41:22 PM
www.heyokay.com

RIP DOO DOO BROWN
 
fustanella
2012-02-12 08:41:44 PM
Aw, his mic went out.
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:41:51 PM
Kar98: Fista-Phobia: Best rapper? What's the criteria?

Sold enough to have made himself a name. Not white. Alive.
So yeah, I got nothing.

Mainly, not sounding like a Weird Al Yankovic parody of yourself.
 
Smiths
2012-02-12 08:42:46 PM
CVEVY SUPPORTS CRAPPY WHITE COVER BAND GIRLS

buy a Ford
 
Midnight Rambler
2012-02-12 08:43:01 PM
dodecahedron: I really hate modern country music. I wish they'd do a Bob Wills revival trend.

Amen. As Waylon said, Bob Wills is still the King.
 
Zoomaster
2012-02-12 08:43:07 PM
The girl in the Chevy ad had the best performance so far
 
fustanella
2012-02-12 08:43:14 PM
Gay parkour from a hot-air balloon? Trippy.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 08:43:19 PM
Smiths: CVEVY SUPPORTS CRAPPY WHITE COVER BAND GIRLS

buy a Ford

But Fords won't survive the apocalypse.
 
Fista-Phobia
2012-02-12 08:43:21 PM
Lone Stranger: [www.heyokay.com image 460x354]

RIP DOO DOO BROWN

Heh. Sadly, I remember that.
 
Mayor_of_Simpleton
2012-02-12 08:43:22 PM
I can relate to that Chevy commercial..........

/furthest thing from a young girl, tho
 
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