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(Entertainment Weekly)   Will Adele be rolling in the awards? Will Katy Perry light up the night like a firework? How will Whitney Houston be memorialized? It's your official 54th Annual Grammy Awards discussion thread (8PM ET on CBS)   (ew.com) divider line 1313
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2012-02-12 08:26:39 PM  
I loved Adele when she co-hosted that cooking show "Two Fat Ladies."
 
2012-02-12 08:26:43 PM  
Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?
 
2012-02-12 08:26:54 PM  
Who invited Q-bert to this show?
 
2012-02-12 08:26:58 PM  
Bruno boy looked a tad POed.......
 
2012-02-12 08:27:29 PM  
I love Adele, and I hope she wins all the awards she's nominated for tonight. She could be 500 lbs and singing from her Hoveround scooter, I'd still buy her records.
 
2012-02-12 08:27:42 PM  
who told Chris Brown he could dance? I mean, really, dance?
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:27:46 PM  
David Guetta dance-break.
 
2012-02-12 08:27:50 PM  
Ok Farkers what is it? Half the time you say give that girl a sammich, then in the next breath some other girl is a fat pig.

/so who is the perfect size girl?
//please post pics
 
2012-02-12 08:27:59 PM  

Pinner: Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?


The Grammys are on CBS, numbnuts. You have ABC on.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:04 PM  

Smiths: Speaking of domestic violence, here's Chris Brown!


Spealing of beating to death, oh look, it's Chris Brown.

Dammit, Smiths.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:09 PM  
Wait...is it the 80s?
 
2012-02-12 08:28:11 PM  
The night after Whitney Houston dies, let's celebrate both halves of another domestic abuse couple.

Remember, Chris Brown had a hit song where one couplet (albeit not sung by him) went: I finally noticed it, it finally hit me / Like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit me.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:27 PM  
I'm not one of those "oh my god, auto-tune is the debil" people, but I seriously would like to hear what he would sound like tonight without it.

I bet it would be laughable.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:32 PM  
Why does that Brown guy's voice sound so funny?
 
2012-02-12 08:28:37 PM  
Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat? I do. Those were good times.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:52 PM  

alessandro: fustanella: CBS Colonoscopy Sweepstakes

Yes. For those that didn't, look here. (new window) And, yes, it is a legit contest.


wow. well, now i have to enter.
coincidentally, 'well, now i have to enter,' is the last thing you will hear ozzy say.
 
2012-02-12 08:28:52 PM  
Is Chris Brown really Q-Bert?
 
paj
2012-02-12 08:29:07 PM  

Pinner: Have to wait for the grammys to start. F.ing 20/20 is on.
WTF, Utah?


Utah allows music to be shown on TV now? I thought they were just all about covert porn surfing.
 
2012-02-12 08:29:08 PM  
I like the surgical-masked chris brown dancers.
 
2012-02-12 08:29:13 PM  
This sucks!
 
2012-02-12 08:29:16 PM  
These backup dancers look like they could be someone's henchmen.
 
2012-02-12 08:29:36 PM  

Zoomaster: Ok Farkers what is it? Half the time you say give that girl a sammich, then in the next breath some other girl is a fat pig.

/so who is the perfect size girl?
//please post pics


Someone call the AWs!
 
2012-02-12 08:30:05 PM  
Great. More post-musician music.
 
2012-02-12 08:30:14 PM  
"You must be between the ages of 40-79 to enter the sweepstakes."

SONOFAbiatch
 
2012-02-12 08:30:28 PM  

chemrebel: Who invited Q-bert to this show?


Dammit.
 
2012-02-12 08:30:38 PM  
I hope this cocksucker has a fatal brain tumor, and everyone who is cheering for him gets beaten up in the parking lot.
 
2012-02-12 08:30:42 PM  

Jonathan Hohensee: I don't care who else is performing, Chris Brown is going to totally beat all of the other performers tonight! I love his hits!


??????? This is the only performance that's sucked so far.
 
2012-02-12 08:31:27 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat? I do. Those were good times.


CoughMilliVanillicough
 
2012-02-12 08:31:46 PM  
That Foo Fighters song "Walk" really reminds me of Gabby Giffords. "Learning to walk again, learning to talk again..."

/Seriously
 
2012-02-12 08:32:05 PM  

Mugato: James Scameron: hey mugato..tell us about harrison ford and replicants again will ya?

/comedy gold

Do I know you?


hey Mug, you think there might be some unexplained "plot holes" in the grammy's?
like where they have to explain the nominees this year? ya know..because we are all replicants and stuff?
because we uh..need all that exposition so we know who is who when they announce the winner?

because how would we know if we uh

/do you know me?
//pwned
 
2012-02-12 08:32:15 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat? I do. Those were good times.


i133.photobucket.com

It was nice while it lasted...
 
2012-02-12 08:32:23 PM  

dodecahedron: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat? I do. Those were good times.

CoughMilliVanillicough


They were the beginning of the end.
 
2012-02-12 08:32:30 PM  

dinwv: Jonathan Hohensee: I don't care who else is performing, Chris Brown is going to totally beat all of the other performers tonight! I love his hits!

??????? This is the only performance that's sucked so far.


www.seven.co.nz
 
2012-02-12 08:32:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Smiths: Lt. Cheese Weasel: This whole show will be a black blowjob of a failed life. I feel no more pity for WH than I did for Winehouse, which was zero.

I hope we find out it was like Chris Benoit. We all honor her with a show the next night then find out a day later she murdered 2 people then killed herself and never mention her again

Who?


sorry... wrasslin' thing.

guy died on monday morning. they didn't know what happened, so WWF ran their entire live show that night as a tribute to him.

next day they learn he murdered his son and wife then hung himself.

he has since been erased from all wrestling history.
 
2012-02-12 08:32:34 PM  

dinwv: Jonathan Hohensee: I don't care who else is performing, Chris Brown is going to totally beat all of the other performers tonight! I love his hits!

??????? This is the only performance that's sucked so far.


Read his post again, but with the words "beat" and "hits" in quotes.

/just sayin'
 
2012-02-12 08:33:04 PM  

dinwv: Jonathan Hohensee: I don't care who else is performing, Chris Brown is going to totally beat all of the other performers tonight! I love his hits!

??????? This is the only performance that's sucked so far.


==============

That went over his head
 
2012-02-12 08:33:12 PM  
New to the thread.

My impressions:

Springsteen good, the song, meh.
Bruno Mars rules!
Bonnie Raitt and Alicia Keys was good too. The Whitney reference was unnecessary there, let Etta have her due.
 
2012-02-12 08:33:20 PM  
Jesus Christ. "Official sponsor of the word 'home'." Go fark yourself, realtors. And no, I'm not going to capitalize your bullshiat registered trademark.
 
2012-02-12 08:33:21 PM  
Chris Brown is a girlfriend beater and thus should be shown the Brooklyn Bridge from the bottom up, but Rihanna is an idiot for getting back with him. I don't mean she deserved to get beat up, no woman does. I'm saying, if you have the ability to get away from your abuser and then you get back with him, even if it's years later, you're a moron. If he can beat you once, he can beat you again.
 
2012-02-12 08:33:45 PM  
I just won a camera in the CBS Colonoscopy Sweepstakes! SWEET!

Wait, they're gonna deliver it WHERE?
 
2012-02-12 08:33:50 PM  

craigzy: "You must be between the ages of 40-79 to enter the sweepstakes."

SONOFAbiatch


You must be between the ages of 40-59 to remember that you actually entered...
 
2012-02-12 08:34:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: dodecahedron: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat? I do. Those were good times.

CoughMilliVanillicough

They were the beginning of the end.


www.sweetslyrics.com
 
2012-02-12 08:34:51 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Remember when the Grammys were about musicians and their music, and not people who could dance and auto tune crap to pre recorded shiat?


No.
 
2012-02-12 08:35:03 PM  
Is it just me or dies Katy Perry look like an Oompa-Loompa with orange skin and green hair??
 
2012-02-12 08:35:47 PM  
Fergie trying her very best to win the "Tackiest Costume Award". It's a crowded field, but she's a nominee.
 
2012-02-12 08:36:22 PM  

Smiths: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Smiths: Lt. Cheese Weasel: This whole show will be a black blowjob of a failed life. I feel no more pity for WH than I did for Winehouse, which was zero.

I hope we find out it was like Chris Benoit. We all honor her with a show the next night then find out a day later she murdered 2 people then killed herself and never mention her again

Who?

sorry... wrasslin' thing.

guy died on monday morning. they didn't know what happened, so WWF ran their entire live show that night as a tribute to him.

next day they learn he murdered his son and wife then hung himself.

he has since been erased from all wrestling history.


www.getbig.com
 
2012-02-12 08:36:25 PM  
Best rapper? What's the criteria?
 
2012-02-12 08:36:26 PM  
Did they say best Crap performance?
 
2012-02-12 08:36:29 PM  
Great Rap Artist? Oh fark. I am so close to shutting this shiat off.
 
2012-02-12 08:36:57 PM  
What are Kanye and Jay-Z doing tonight...
 
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