We're greenlighting advertising now?

Well, I guess we do that on a regular basis, but usually it's at least _clever_ advertising instead of straight-up press release stuff.

I'd rather have pizza with beer, thank you very much.

I call this one "Michael":



I bought him this morning. He wasn't that great, despite rave reviews...

Jim_Callahan: We're greenlighting advertising now?

Well, I guess we do that on a regular basis, but usually it's at least _clever_ advertising instead of straight-up press release stuff.

Welcome to fark.jpg.

The true allure of the site left years ago when Drew decided to whore it out to the advertisers. Now, I'm not saying I'd have done differently, but to think that this site is anything more than a money generator for him would be silly. Which is why I use Adblock and other things like that to block any revenue I can.

Or at least not have to see it.

i knew a chick named cookie. batshiat crazy biatch

PsiChi: I call this one "Michael":

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I bought him this morning. He wasn't that great, despite rave reviews...

Of course it wasn't great. This is the superior cookie:

The only "Cookie" I want to drink with is a stripper.

So subby thinks that buying an expensive chocolate chip cookie makes you gay. Good to know.

I like to savor a crying stripper with my drinks ...

Maybe a choc chip cookie with a white russian, other than that I can't think of any pairing that would be remotely good. Thin mint with a grasshopper, but I don't sit down when I pee.

Eating a double fudge cookie, so I'm getting a kick...


/mmm cookies

You know, I have to wonder how Oreos go with a mudslide.

Bill Burr agrees. (new window)

LeroyBourne: Maybe a choc chip cookie with a white russian, other than that I can't think of any pairing that would be remotely good. Thin mint with a grasshopper, but I don't sit down when I pee.

Chocolate Almond Amore.

-Get yourself a fountain glass and drizzle chocolate syrup down the inside of the glass
-In a blender, add some cream, vanilla ice cream, a shot of Kahlua, Amaretto, and Baileys
-Blend liberally
-Pour into the fountain glass
-Top with whipped cream, a sprinkle of cinnamon, and a cherry

Eat with your chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

Become a horrid fatass.

FTA:small-batch, handcrafted

I need to get in on this jargon craze. How about small-batch, hand-crafted Kleenex sculptures?

ronaprhys: LeroyBourne: Maybe a choc chip cookie with a white russian, other than that I can't think of any pairing that would be remotely good. Thin mint with a grasshopper, but I don't sit down when I pee.

Chocolate Almond Amore.

-Get yourself a fountain glass and drizzle chocolate syrup down the inside of the glass
-In a blender, add some cream, vanilla ice cream, a shot of Kahlua, Amaretto, and Baileys
-Blend liberally
-Pour into the fountain glass
-Top with whipped cream, a sprinkle of cinnamon, and a cherry

Eat with your chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

Become a horrid fatass.

I don't think that classifies as a cocktail, but sounds kinda good.

My buddies and I drink an astonishingly large amount of Don Julio Anejo. Last year on our annual blue ridge motorcycle/camping trip one of the lads decided to chase a shot with a mini oreo. He swore it was the best thing ever and wouldn't take a shot the rest of the trip without sending down a mini oreo after it.

The rest of us declined to try it.

FloydA: There is a reason your post show up in a funny color

FloydA: Drinks make people question your sexuality, subby? What did you order, a Bacardi and Cock?

I think the rule of thumb is that two-ingredients or less makes a drink sufficiently manly, but 3+ gets more questionable. There's some grey area on whether a garnish (olive, lime, whatever) actually counts as a third ingredient or not.

//Not that there's anything wrong with girly drinks as such, margaritas, for instance, are delicious, as is mulled wine. However, the latter only appears in a situation where you're already in a Hawaiian shirt and/or flip-flops and the latter only occurs on evenings when you're freezing your ass off, both being situations in which the number of farks you give can only be expressed as the limit of 1/x for arbitrarily large x.

FloydA: Drinks make people question your sexuality, subby? What did you order, a Bacardi and Cock?

Crantini, Cosmopolitan, Sex on the Beach.

Im not a huge man card type guy, but drinks can be girly.

/Anyone who cant take a shot or two without watering is suspect in my book, but thats just me
//Probably why my kidneys were out by 24

LeroyBourne: ronaprhys: LeroyBourne: Maybe a choc chip cookie with a white russian, other than that I can't think of any pairing that would be remotely good. Thin mint with a grasshopper, but I don't sit down when I pee.

Chocolate Almond Amore.

-Get yourself a fountain glass and drizzle chocolate syrup down the inside of the glass
-In a blender, add some cream, vanilla ice cream, a shot of Kahlua, Amaretto, and Baileys
-Blend liberally
-Pour into the fountain glass
-Top with whipped cream, a sprinkle of cinnamon, and a cherry

Eat with your chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

Become a horrid fatass.

I don't think that classifies as a cocktail, but sounds kinda good.

Force cookie dough into plastic-wrap-lined ice cube tray. Freeze. Use as ice cubes.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Who am I to judge you on your food choices. No way you would look gay putting this in your mouth. Eat a whole bag of them if you want. We support you Mr chocolate covered frozen banana eating man.

Er, the former, and then the latter. I guess my joke fails on grammatical grounds. Oh, well.

Do they have any soggy cookies


Or do you have to make them yourself?

Easy... Just bake normal average cookies, call them "artisan cookies", and sell them for $5 a pop.

rebelyell2006: PsiChi: I call this one "Michael":

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I bought him this morning. He wasn't that great, despite rave reviews...

Of course it wasn't great. This is the superior cookie:



/agrees

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Not that there is anything wrong with that. Who am I to judge you on your food choices. No way you would look gay putting this in your mouth. Eat a whole bag of them if you want. We support you Mr chocolate covered frozen banana eating man.

You could capitalize on this. Dip it in white chocolate, then coat the tip with dark chocolate mixed with crushed nuts and gently marbled with marshmallow sauce. Call it the Santorum.

I'm currently eating a HobNob, so I'm getting a kick... etc.

/not what you're thinking
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rebelyell2006: PsiChi: I call this one "Michael":

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I bought him this morning. He wasn't that great, despite rave reviews...

Of course it wasn't great. This is the superior cookie:
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Mr. PsiChi says these guys would like one each, please:

UsikFark: LeroyBourne: ronaprhys: LeroyBourne: Maybe a choc chip cookie with a white russian, other than that I can't think of any pairing that would be remotely good. Thin mint with a grasshopper, but I don't sit down when I pee.

Chocolate Almond Amore.

-Get yourself a fountain glass and drizzle chocolate syrup down the inside of the glass
-In a blender, add some cream, vanilla ice cream, a shot of Kahlua, Amaretto, and Baileys
-Blend liberally
-Pour into the fountain glass
-Top with whipped cream, a sprinkle of cinnamon, and a cherry

Eat with your chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

Become a horrid fatass.

I don't think that classifies as a cocktail, but sounds kinda good.

Force cookie dough into plastic-wrap-lined ice cube tray. Freeze. Use as ice cubes.

I can hear you getting fatter.

PBR and 'Nilla Wafers sound OK for hipster chow.

I like molasses and Danish butter cookies. The crunchier the better. What the fark does that say?

Well Floyd, the fact that youd be willing to accept blowjobs from all your critics seems to support this sexual questionable-ness about you. : )

I wouldnt care what others think either, if I drank girly drinks for the fruity flavor. Others are gonna think youre girly though.

Excellent headline

/+1

D_Evans45: Well Floyd, the fact that youd be willing to accept blowjobs from all your critics seems to support this sexual questionable-ness about you. : )

I wouldnt care what others think either, if I drank girly drinks for the fruity flavor. Others are gonna think youre girly though.

A real player will use that to his advantage. Lets you sneak past the guards hovering around her every move.

rebelyell2006: PsiChi: I call this one "Michael":

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I bought him this morning. He wasn't that great, despite rave reviews...

Of course it wasn't great. This is the superior cookie:
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Savory cookies? Don't those qualify as, you know, crackers? Or bread?

nobodyUwannaknow: FloydA: There is a reason your post show up in a funny color

Too bad it's not in a "childlike color". You know, like chocolate, tayberry or lime. Man, you ask a five year old what his favorite color is, seems like half the time it's "tayberry!". Jeez, way to be original, kid.

I truly don't give a shiat what anyone thinks when I order a drink (and I have embarrassed flaming gay friends). To paraphrase Larry David, I'm married, I can drink what I want. But this month my wife & I were out in a nice, very old school steak house (Bourbon & Steak in San Fran). I decided I'd go for the full experience. But I'm pretty bad at interpreting and imagining menu descriptions. Because it had bourbon, this is about what I expected. Maybe they'd even bring me a fedora and trench coat:


But this is almost exactly what it was. I almost spoke up about the "incorrect" order, but then realized I'm a moran:

Out: Lesbian cupcakes
In: Gay Nutter Butters

Made by a guy named Chip