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The stretch boat limo van, in case you need to travel amphibiously and in style
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OregonVet
2012-02-12 08:05:51 AM
[doesn'tfloatfail.jpg]
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-12 08:34:50 AM
Photo is obviously shopped. Someone used the clone tool to clone the exact same house over and over.
clancifer
2012-02-12 09:14:33 AM
Holy shiat, I would be pissed if my neighbor parked that thing in his driveway each day.
Endive Wombat
2012-02-12 09:34:54 AM
Ed Finnerty
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Photo is obviously shopped. Someone used the clone tool to clone the exact same house over and over.
No, that my friend is called "white people paradise" aka Suburbia. A very strange folk live in these homes. Their homes are expensive, unnecessarily huge, cost a lot to up keep and they agree to pay lots of money to a group of their neighbors called an "HOA Board". This board sets very strict rules on the types of plants they can have on their property, the color of the house, how long their grass is allowed to get and so on...
While you may find it very strange that they would willingly subject themselves to these bizarre living conditions, remember...this place is expensive, thus it keeps the poor and unsophisticated darkies away.
meow said the dog
2012-02-12 09:48:38 AM
I can see two sides to this. One side says that yes this boat is too disgusting of the waste of the money to have the ownership of. The other side of this says listen this is a valuable thing for the person who lacks the sizable penis and thus you should not do the judgment of this. I am glad that I am not the judge of this but I will tell you the feelings of me on both sides of this issue and then I would ask that you of the Fark.com website help me in doing the judgment of this.
The side of this that says it is a waste asks when a person would use such the transportative means. Would you use this for fishing? If so then this seems to be the good use of this. Would you use it for the topless tanning of the bosoms of you? I would believe this would be desirable although I must ask for the size of the owners and those on the boat. If they are bigger people then I say no because I do not believe it is the legal thing for fat people to expose the selves of them in the public place. Is this is used for the running through the lawns of the bigger neighbors to cause them to have to do the exercise by then working in the yard? If this is so then I would say yes this is the boat that should be used although you must say that no one could ever see the fat person working in the yard because it would cause the ruts LAUGHTER OL!
The other side of this says that look anyone who would have such the vehicle would have the man part that would not please even the most shallow of ladies in the canoe vestibules. Yes I would be friends with such a person and even do the topless tanning on the deck of this vehicle but no I would not wish for having the sex with this person because it is clear that this would be the person who would not give me any of the pleasure. Yes I realize some of you will say BUT MEOW WOULD THIS NOT BE THE MOTION IN THE OCEAN AND NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT? And I would say to you that I am not sure where we will take this boat and wonder what this question has to do with the size of the man worm that has dangled here.
I am glad I am not the judge of this but I think it is possible that both sides would be appropriate as this could be the good transportation if there is someone who needs it to feel the adequacy and who has friends who are in the good shape and not fat friends. For this reason I am going to say that I do not know if there is one size that does the outweighing of the other. What do you think of this the Fark.com website? Would you wish for such the boat to make up for the tiny man bundle of you or would you not wish this?
dahmers love zombie
2012-02-12 10:15:28 AM
Ah the limoboat. For when the pink stretch Hummer is too ghetto, but the water-filled black plastic sheeting in the pickup bed is too white trash.
Hey
Meowie
. How you been?
meow said the dog
2012-02-12 10:53:54 AM
dahmers love zombie
:
Ah the limoboat. For when the pink stretch Hummer is too ghetto, but the water-filled black plastic sheeting in the pickup bed is too white trash.
Hey Meowie. How you been?
I have been the very happy person why thank you for asking this very much.
moonage daydream
2012-02-12 12:01:43 PM
Truck boat truck?
ArkAngel
2012-02-12 12:05:11 PM
Absolutely useless if it can't fly
JerkStore
2012-02-12 12:05:26 PM
The man who did this ought to have his ass removed.
Or something like that...
/Clint Eastwood
wildcardjack
2012-02-12 12:07:54 PM
Well, it's not unique, but I notice the vans are all pretty vintage.
cousin-merle
2012-02-12 12:11:00 PM
OregonVet
:
[doesn'tfloatfail.jpg]
More pics
, including launching of boat:
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/05/only-in-america-the-amazing- b oaterhome/
gizmogle
2012-02-12 12:13:28 PM
I'm not sure, but it seems to be a van/trailer for a boat which is designed to appear as one unit. The boat looks to me like it is launched off the back, just like if it was on a regular trailer...
I could be wrong, but that's what I hope it is.
L33t Squirrel
2012-02-12 12:13:40 PM
It looks like a Top Gear challenge. o_O
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-12 12:13:53 PM
There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
Kuta
2012-02-12 12:17:03 PM
I farked a mer-siren-dryad-faerie-nymph-naiad-maid!
meow said the dog
2012-02-12 12:17:04 PM
Colin O'Scopy
:
There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
I have brought this down to the 6 with 2/3 if you are rounding.
Twilight Snarkle
2012-02-12 12:17:30 PM
Yar har, fiddle de de
Being a pedo is ok with me
Do what you want to on the seven seas
You are a pedo
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2012-02-12 12:18:12 PM
What about the
Terrawind Hydra-Terra
(new window)?
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-12 12:19:17 PM
Colin O'Scopy
:
There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
I humbly suggest a flood of 1-stars from us Farkers! :)
Trance750
2012-02-12 12:19:28 PM
Endive Wombat
:
Ed Finnerty: Photo is obviously shopped. Someone used the clone tool to clone the exact same house over and over.
No, that my friend is called "white people paradise" aka Suburbia. A very strange folk live in these homes. Their homes are expensive, unnecessarily huge, cost a lot to up keep and they agree to pay lots of money to a group of their neighbors called an "HOA Board". This board sets very strict rules on the types of plants they can have on their property, the color of the house, how long their grass is allowed to get and so on...
While you may find it very strange that they would willingly subject themselves to these bizarre living conditions, remember...this place is expensive, thus it keeps the poor and unsophisticated darkies away.
I never understood the need to live in a HOA, myself. If I pay millions of dollars for a house, I will do as I please with it.
Zion21
2012-02-12 12:21:26 PM
When will Amazon have these in stock? Free shipping please!
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-12 12:21:59 PM
meow said the dog
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Colin O'Scopy: There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
I have brought this down to the 6 with 2/3 if you are rounding.
Fight The Man! ;)
ggecko
2012-02-12 12:24:49 PM
If the boat/limo/van is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
Kibbler
2012-02-12 12:24:56 PM
It seems like a colossal waste of money to me. Why not just buy a boat, a trailer and a truck to pull it. This thing must have cost a fortune to make. I bet you could get a boat that size for much, much less.
There's a resort lake for the wealthy not far from here. It's about 10 miles by 3 miles. A guy there bought an old seagoing tug and brought it to the lake, completely remodeled it, including a paneled dining room with a fireplace. That would be more my style. (That would be one hell of a dinner party.) Yes it's a waste of money too (and a hell of a lot less portable), but it's one that I would enjoy being in for its own sake, rather than for the purpose of drawing stares from people on the highway.
inflatedKarma
2012-02-12 12:26:31 PM
driven by Manbearpig?
trippdogg
2012-02-12 12:26:59 PM
Style? I looks like it started in 1980 and ended 50 years later. What a farking eyesore.
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-12 12:29:34 PM
meow said the dog
:
Colin O'Scopy: There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
I have brought this down to the 6 with 2/3 if you are rounding.
At this point: Rating: 4.3/10 (23 votes cast)
Great job, men! Keep it droppin'!!
elk-tamer
2012-02-12 12:30:11 PM
cousin-merle
:
OregonVet: [doesn'tfloatfail.jpg]
More pics, including launching of boat:
Which links to this:
With the Highwave Boatorhome I can simply back it down a launching pad, take out my rod and reel and start to fish. The hydraulic swim platform makes it easy for getting on and off and will also hold my Harley... which I never hit the road without. And I love the easy access to the "home" part.
CapnPlaty
2012-02-12 12:30:45 PM
moonage daydream
:
Truck boat truck?
Came to say this, leaving unfulfilled.
rhiannon
2012-02-12 12:31:04 PM
meow said the dog
:
Thought you gave that shiat up a long time ago.
lendog
2012-02-12 12:31:14 PM
Now this is style.
your average maint. man
2012-02-12 12:34:48 PM
i don't think this falls inline w/ our president's "green" vision.
ronaprhys
2012-02-12 12:41:38 PM
your average maint. man
:
i don't think this falls inline w/ our president's "green" vision.
So what? The POTUS has several visions that I disagree with. People should be allowed to build whatever the hell they want.
As for the votes, gave it a 10.
/because fark you, that's why.
Duncan1972
2012-02-12 12:44:30 PM
Down to 4.3 now....more shots me hearties...this boats a-sinking!
your average maint. man
2012-02-12 12:45:17 PM
ronaprhys
:
your average maint. man: i don't think this falls inline w/ our president's "green" vision.
So what? The POTUS has several visions that I disagree with. People should be allowed to build whatever the hell they want.
As for the votes, gave it a 10.
/because fark you, that's why.
why thank you...i'll be here all week....... :)
Trance750
2012-02-12 12:45:24 PM
lendog
:
[hight3ch.com image 400x174]
Now this is style.
It's just a super-sized El Camino.
Invisible Pedestrian
2012-02-12 12:54:08 PM
cousin-merle
:
More pics, including launching of boat:
Great. Now let's see some pictures of retrieval of the boat.
/bet it takes another truck
lendog
2012-02-12 12:54:20 PM
Trance750
:
lendog: [hight3ch.com image 400x174]
Now this is style.
It's just a super-sized El Camino.
It is/was an MG. Top Gear did these a few years back.
numbone
2012-02-12 12:57:00 PM
I save thousands every year by using bridges.
hasty ambush
2012-02-12 12:58:46 PM
lendog
:
[hight3ch.com image 400x174]
Now this is style.
peasants_are_revolting
2012-02-12 01:01:32 PM
Colin O'Scopy
:
There were 5 votes on that site, averaging 9.3 out of 10.
I voted 1-star. Brought the average down to 7.
:)
/Yes, mad tho.
Ha, I voted '1', too, and the average is down to 4 now.
ranev700
2012-02-12 01:09:51 PM
Link
(new window)
I'll see you and raise you.
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-12 01:10:42 PM
ronaprhys
:
your average maint. man: i don't think this falls inline w/ our president's "green" vision.
So what? The POTUS has several visions that I disagree with. People should be allowed to build whatever the hell they want.
As for the votes, gave it a 10.
/because fark you, that's why.
Well, nobody said Fark didn't have its morons.
/because fark YOU, SIDEWAYS, that's also why.
Clint_Torres
2012-02-12 01:15:10 PM
Truck boat truck is jealous!
calm like a bomb
2012-02-12 01:15:56 PM
Relevant to his interests:
/I'll be moderately impressed if someone gets it
Honest Bender
2012-02-12 01:16:25 PM
clancifer
:
Holy shiat, I would be pissed if my neighbor parked that thing in his driveway each day.
Why? I don't see how your neighbor's actions on his property is any concern to you.
ronaprhys
2012-02-12 01:16:44 PM
Colin O'Scopy
:
ronaprhys: your average maint. man: i don't think this falls inline w/ our president's "green" vision.
So what? The POTUS has several visions that I disagree with. People should be allowed to build whatever the hell they want.
As for the votes, gave it a 10.
/because fark you, that's why.
Well, nobody said Fark didn't have its morons.
/because fark YOU, SIDEWAYS, that's also why.
enjoy your window-licking.
Trance750
2012-02-12 01:17:49 PM
Honest Bender
:
clancifer: Holy shiat, I would be pissed if my neighbor parked that thing in his driveway each day.
Why? I don't see how your neighbor's actions on his property is any concern to you.
This
JesseL
2012-02-12 01:18:40 PM
clancifer
:
Holy shiat, I would be pissed if my neighbor parked that thing in his driveway each day.
I never have figured out why people care so much about the harmless things their neighbors do.
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