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Coconut water now replacing sports drinks. Rum and a slice of lime still optional
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Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-02-12 08:44:05 AM
Coconut milk is a natural laxative. One more thing Gilligan never told us.
Nadie_AZ
2012-02-12 09:04:42 AM
Jesus Christ, people. Just drink water. You get enough salt and sugar in your regular diet. You don't need to add more.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-12 09:06:12 AM
I'm thrilled to find a frozen coconut creation. It is divine and a godsend to the lactose intolerant.
OregonVet
2012-02-12 09:08:35 AM
Now let me get this straight- put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up?!?
shanrick
2012-02-12 09:51:01 AM
It's got what plants crave.
Tr0mBoNe
2012-02-12 09:59:34 AM
Greatest hangover cure ever. One dose before bed.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-12 10:09:37 AM
OregonVet
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Now let me get this straight- put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up?!?
And call me in the morning
dogdaze
2012-02-12 10:13:52 AM
I said, "Doctor, is there nothing I can take?"
GAT_00
2012-02-12 10:46:21 AM
Oh FFS. Those sports drinks are nasty enough and now you want to one up them with coconut? Goddammit people.
Hollyfeld
2012-02-12 10:56:13 AM
Very good for the morning after a hard night of drinking, but that is the only time I drink it.
KilaKitu
2012-02-12 10:57:16 AM
I live in SE Asia so can buy fresh coconut milk on the street (they whack the top off a green coconut and stick in a straw). Very refreshing and reviving on a hot day.
And yes, if you put the lime in the coconut, it's actually pretty darn good as well.
Barfmaker
2012-02-12 11:15:17 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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Coconut milk is a natural laxative. One more thing Gilligan never told us.
I think you need the right coconut, or maybe the ones that aren't ripe. Can't remember, but yeah when it's the right one it's not a laxative and quite nice.
PanicMan
2012-02-12 11:19:12 AM
Coconut water is pretty freaking awesome. I'd rather drink that vs gatorade after/ during a workout.
Jacobin
2012-02-12 11:21:03 AM
dogdaze
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I said, "Doctor, is there nothing I can take?"
...to relieve this bellyache
jaytkay
2012-02-12 11:23:05 AM
Coconut Milk is NOT Coconut water! Two different things!!
/ Coconut milk is squeezed from the coconut meat.
// Coconut water is the liquid in the hollow.
poot_rootbeer
2012-02-12 11:36:43 AM
Don't think I haven't noticed the price of the Goya tall boy cans creeping upward the past couple years. I drank coconut water before it was cool.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-12 11:51:34 AM
Oh, look! Another food fad designed to separate the gullible from their money
Lsherm
2012-02-12 12:07:33 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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Oh, look! Another food fad designed to separate the gullible from their money
Actually, at least coconut water has potassium in it, which is essential if you're actually dehydrated. Gatorade dropped their potassium levels years ago, so now you get about 30mg per serving, which is pretty crappy. To give you an idea about how little that is: coconut water gives you
515 mg
per serving.
But if you want the grand re-hydrating drink of all time (at least as far as potassium is concerned) - Low Sodium V8 drops a whopping
900 mg
per serving. If you're hungover, a shot of V8 is going to make you feel better faster than either Gatorade or coconut water.
But you still have to drink water. Water is free and it hydrates almost better than anything else unless your electrolyte levels are truly low. Then you should probably mix it up with either V8 or coconut water. Gatorade is for idiots.
liam76
2012-02-12 12:10:14 PM
Paleo sport drink.
jaytkay
2012-02-12 12:15:09 PM
Lsherm
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But you still have to drink water. Water is free and it hydrates almost better than anything else unless your electrolyte levels are truly low. Then you should probably mix it up with either V8 or coconut water. Gatorade is for idiots.
Here's a DIY "gatorade" recipe. I wonder if you could simply use a lot less sugar and a lot more potassium chloride
- 1 packet any flavor of unsweetened Kool-Aid or similar product for making 2 quarts
- 8 tablespoons (1/2 cup) sugar
- 3/8 teaspoon of salt
- 1/8 teaspoon salt substitute that contains potassium chloride
- 2 quarts of water
LordOfThePings
2012-02-12 12:20:04 PM
Milk? Coconuts don't have udders.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-02-12 12:49:12 PM
This is why I drink beer while doing hard work
Lsherm
2012-02-12 12:50:09 PM
LordOfThePings
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Milk? Coconuts don't have udders.
I have nipples. Could you milk me, Greg?
Unknown_Poltroon
2012-02-12 12:54:11 PM
jaytkay
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Lsherm: But you still have to drink water. Water is free and it hydrates almost better than anything else unless your electrolyte levels are truly low. Then you should probably mix it up with either V8 or coconut water. Gatorade is for idiots.
Here's a DIY "gatorade" recipe. I wonder if you could simply use a lot less sugar and a lot more potassium chloride
- 1 packet any flavor of unsweetened Kool-Aid or similar product for making 2 quarts
- 8 tablespoons (1/2 cup) sugar
- 3/8 teaspoon of salt
- 1/8 teaspoon salt substitute that contains potassium chloride
- 2 quarts of water
I do that all the time. I have some of that heart safe potassium chloride salt, after sweaty exercise i put some in water and drink, or sprinkle it on whatever im eating. Works great, no leg cramps.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-02-12 12:58:15 PM
Heart save potassium chloride salt?
Do any of you chemists know what that would do if put into booze? Would it still work? You know, for the drunk who's going to work out.
Gosling
2012-02-12 01:03:53 PM
I had coconut water once. It tasted like my own spit.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-12 01:45:31 PM
Lsherm
:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, look! Another food fad designed to separate the gullible from their money
Actually, at least coconut water has potassium in it, which is essential if you're actually dehydrated. Gatorade dropped their potassium levels years ago, so now you get about 30mg per serving, which is pretty crappy. To give you an idea about how little that is: coconut water gives you 515 mg per serving.
But if you want the grand re-hydrating drink of all time (at least as far as potassium is concerned) - Low Sodium V8 drops a whopping 900 mg per serving. If you're hungover, a shot of V8 is going to make you feel better faster than either Gatorade or coconut water.
But you still have to drink water. Water is free and it hydrates almost better than anything else unless your electrolyte levels are truly low. Then you should probably mix it up with either V8 or coconut water. Gatorade is for idiots.
I used to drink double gins on the rocks all Friday night and Saturday morning have a V8 for breakfast. Keeping that tomato juice down was a sign I was going to be okay.
cryinoutloud
2012-02-12 01:55:47 PM
Nadie_AZ
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Jesus Christ, people. Just drink water. You get enough salt and sugar in your regular diet. You don't need to add more.
HAha, you people pay for your water. Make sure you throw your plastic bottle on the ground when you're through with it, too.
Lorelle
2012-02-12 02:03:28 PM
Damn you guys, now I have Coconut going through my head nonstop.
CoonAce
2012-02-12 02:08:46 PM
The various corporations marketing/selling coconut water are getting hammered with lawsuits over some of their questionable advertising claims.
On a separate note, an in-law is a executive with a large beverage corporation (a consummate geek who won't shut up about his business every Thanksgiving... last year he brought a case of 50 Cent's energy drink prototype, which was weird but whatever). Guy insists that there only 3 ingredients proven to have a physiological effect on the consumer: alcohol, caffeine, and sugar. Everything else is marketing BS.
Wireless Joe
2012-02-12 02:16:43 PM
Rum is
NEVER
optional.
Gunny Walker
2012-02-12 02:48:25 PM
New Age Redneck
2012-02-12 02:51:50 PM
Potassium salts in whatever form are essential for proper hydration. I work tree planting and during a hot day will drink up to 8 litres of water or more; at that level of exertion you lose so much of your salts and electrolytes that if you don't supplement you will be dehydrated no matter how much water you drink. I use a supplement called Emergen-C it is a mix of vitamins and minerals heavy on vitamin C. I recover faster, don't cramp as bad (at all) and it is way cheaper than the sugary sports drinks.
Lexx
2012-02-12 02:56:07 PM
If I remember correctly, the theory behind coconut water as a good sports drink is the fact that it's basically isotonic with human blood. Seriously, if you're in a pinch you can IV the shiat
directly.
(new window)
That being said...it's got less electrolytes than we need after a really tough workout. Health related foodstuffs are a market massively prone to fads, but this stuff really isn't all that bad. Helluva lot cheaper than gatorade too, and won't go bad if left in your gym bag all day (or weekend) like milk will.
If I remember correctly, milk's still the best after-workout food possible. It has the water you need to rehydrate, and lots of easily digestible carbohydrate to replenish your body's blood glycogen. In addition there's enough protein in milk to prevent catabolic muscle breakdown (after you work out heavily, your muscle fibers are slightly damaged and your body needs blood protein to start repairing them. If you don't consume protein within a 1-2 hour window after working out, most of the potential muscle growth you'd get from the workout vanishes.
SharkTrager
2012-02-12 03:29:36 PM
Lsherm
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LordOfThePings: Milk? Coconuts don't have udders.
I have nipples. Could you milk me, Greg?
[img201.imageshack.us image 640x352]
I always wish he'd replied "I guess, if that's what you're in to."
/circle jerk of trust
Unknown_Poltroon
2012-02-12 03:44:29 PM
Smeggy Smurf
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Heart save potassium chloride salt?
Do any of you chemists know what that would do if put into booze? Would it still work? You know, for the drunk who's going to work out.
Well,from past experimentation, its main chemical effect would be to make your drink salty. ;)
Seriously, its meant for use as a table salt alternative, its pretty much harmless through normal use, although I do know that too much potassium can stop your heart, I am guessing you'd have to eat a whole box of the crap to have that happen. Or inject it directly. I have been using it in amounts less than a teaspoon (I.e. a heavy salt shaker sprinkle on foods) for years now, the only effect is that the food tastes salty, and i dont wake up with leg cramps at 2 am. I am not a chemist, or a Dr., my results may kill you.
Glenford
2012-02-12 03:54:06 PM
Lorelle
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Damn you guys, now I have Coconut going through my head nonstop.
Could be worse...it could be
Kokomo.
Barfmaker
2012-02-12 04:01:39 PM
Lexx
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If I remember correctly, milk's still the best after-workout food possible.
I crave chocolate milk after a run or a workout. I used to feel kinda bad about that but I've read a lot about it being a good thing and somehow it just feels so friggin' good, it really balances me out.
Guidette Frankentits
2012-02-12 04:05:14 PM
NAS
to the mother farking
TY
Enormous-Schwanstucker
2012-02-12 04:40:40 PM
I see HuffPo has stopped employing writers than can, well, write legible articles. My head hurt after reading that piece of shiat.
Off to make a batch of Pina Coladas.
brantgoose
2012-02-12 04:46:01 PM
Gee, you're on to us. Yes, we just sold you more caffeine and more sugar and more salt as "energy" or "sports" or "health" drinks. We can't fool you. Well, not for more than a decade or two. You've got us! Mea culpa, I must say!
Here, have some coconut water. We've got tonnes of the stuff since the health nuts made us stop putting coconut oil in food because of the saturated oils and fats scare.
Now, what are we going to do with all this surplus cat pee? I guess we can always sell it as "artisanal" beer. Slap a lot of silly labels on it and they'll never know it all comes from one giant corporate vat.
Another Brantgoose monologue of cynical bastardy.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-12 04:52:25 PM
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
brantgoose
2012-02-12 04:56:21 PM
To be fair, coconut water (or milk) isn't remotely as fatty as cocanut oil used in foods.
It isn't hydrogenated to make the oil solid, for one thing. It's the solid fats and oils that do most of the harm in your diet.
All the same, I am skeptical of products that are sold as "sports", "health", "energy" products. The only energy source that matters much is glucose, the sugar your body burns, and while your body can burn fats and proteins, etc., sugar and unhealthy fats and oils are usually the product being sold, seeing as they are extra-cheap and plentiful and your body can be taught to crave them relentlessly.
Don't. Trust. Marketing.
Fashion is just a kind of marketing.
wutchamacallem
2012-02-12 05:09:56 PM
cryinoutloud
:
HAha, you people pay for your water
Only to power the pump.
Harry_Seldon
2012-02-12 05:19:15 PM
Gosling
:
I had coconut water once. It tasted like my own spit.
This. Tastes awful.
James F. Campbell
2012-02-12 05:19:16 PM
Coconut milk is not coconut water. Coconut milk is what's left after the coconut has matured and has meat.
Coconut milk is what's inside a green coconut, and most natives drink it thusly:
James F. Campbell
2012-02-12 05:19:56 PM
James F. Campbell
:
Coconut
milk
water
is what's inside a green coconut,
DAMN IT, DAMN YOU ALL
Harry_Seldon
2012-02-12 05:39:55 PM
James F. Campbell
:
James F. Campbell: Coconut milk water is what's inside a green coconut,
DAMN IT, DAMN YOU ALL
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-12 06:10:15 PM
Harry_Seldon
:
James F. Campbell: James F. Campbell: Coconut milk water is what's inside a green coconut,
DAMN IT, DAMN YOU ALL
[nickiandkaren.com image 500x322]
She's got a lovely pair of coconuts.
Kittypie070
2012-02-12 06:14:07 PM
I like coconut water.
I also like two teaspoons of honey in a big cup of tea when I feel really depleted.
I hate marketing.
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