"Blow me, Dave."

Blow ROC?

No tag?

Well at least someone is trying to have sex with me.

incendi: I've thought for some time now that if the internet somehow spontaneously developed sentience, it would be the most revoltingly oversexed intellect on the planet.

Dude! Jane is awesome.

Feh, 4chan dit it to Bucket first.
Encyclopedia NSFH (Not Safe for Hummanity) (new window)

Bucket is hilarious. Imagine a bunch of 14 year old nerd boys obsessed with sex. Now, inject a very quick learning baby. Imagine that baby after a year of just listening to the most vile parts of those boys discussions. Now, try to have a conversation with it.

deltersmelter: Bucket is hilarious. Imagine a bunch of 14 year old nerd boys obsessed with sex. Now, inject a very quick learning baby. Imagine that baby after a year of just listening to the most vile parts of those boys discussions. Now, try to have a conversation with it.

all it says now is: "My brain has been disconnected. Please contact an Admin."

ALICE (new window) is much better:

judge: You like coffee?
ALICE: Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.
judge: do you like black coffee?
ALICE: Black is beautiful.
judge: Will you ever go back?
ALICE: What's in it for me?
judge: oh my.

We're going to make technology hump.

DAMN JUST LIKE MY WOMEN THE WEBPAGE DOES NOT PUT OUT!

ms_lara_croft: [www.horrorexpress.com image 275x472]

Yep!

Daisy Daisy

imagonyx123: ms_lara_croft: [www.horrorexpress.com image 275x472]

Yep!

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What movie is that?

What if I don't have a hole in a sheet?

LuRkeR25: imagonyx123: ms_lara_croft: [www.horrorexpress.com image 275x472]

Yep!

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What movie is that?
Demon Seed

I'll just leave this here. Digital: A Love Story (new window)

a washing machine shouldn't give you a double polaroid

"Hey, if Farrah Fawcett was your crew mate, you'd lust for her too!"

Underabridge: Well at least someone is trying to have sex with me.

Dang, beat me.

Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give em the knee shooters.

machines reflect their designers.

Is there enough lube to have metal against skin sex???


And does the lube need to be for the human (eatable?)
or for the machine? (10/40W?...WD-40?)


/well at least you won't need a condom...no STDs or pregnancy

deltersmelter: Bucket is hilarious. Imagine a bunch of 14 year old nerd boys obsessed with sex. Now, inject a very quick learning baby. Imagine that baby after a year of just listening to the most vile parts of those boys discussions. Now, try to have a conversation with it.

I remember one of those from the early days of AIM bots. Someone seeded it with a bunch of fire-and-brimstone bible verses. Between that and the sex chat it was pretty surreal.

/csb

rogue49: Is there enough lube to have metal against skin sex???

Likely, yes. Chilling the bits would be a secondary concern. As long as the metal get heated to comfortable level all should be well.

And does the lube need to be for the human (eatable?)
or for the machine? (10/40W?...WD-40?)

WD-40 might be irritating to human flesh (and would wreck condoms), whereas water-based lubes may harm metal. As a compromise, they make silicone-based lubes.

But realistically, there are plenty of synthetics (plastic, rubber) so metal-to-skin contact would not be necessary.

The real question is, why did I expend as much thought on this as I did?

They should let Xiaotu be. Set up another library system, to do what it's supposed to do, but keep Xiaotu going to see what else she can learn.

I'll take this model

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Immediately thought of this, leaving thread non-disappointed.

Gimmy that , gimmy that cyborg.....too hard your pushing too har.......