I pooed in space.

We're not entirely sure what it is Dirk Nowitzki shouts after hitting the dagger to ensure tonight's 97-94 double-OT win over Portland, but it sure looks like the same thing that earned Kobe Bryant an unprecedented $100,000 fine last season.

Non-story...wasted use of the internets

You sure he wasn't speaking German, Deadspin?

Dead sport is dead.

Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

This is what qualifies for being greenlit? -1 mods, subby

Yanks_RSJ: Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

Yep. And then Will Leitch left.

Yanks_RSJ: Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

Actually, no.

Submitter is varken vagant.

Either way, in the first ten seconds of the clip he skips up the court like a little girl.

Really?

JFC! Get a farking life, better yet, get a farking clue subby/deadspin

Die Verfasser der Deadspin gerne belästigen hunde.

Are they kidding with this?

Drew Magary is the only thing keeping Deadspin relevant to my interests. This article is just one more example of Deadspin's ridiculous page view whoring. "Did he say what we're accusing him of? We can't farkin' tell, but it's more fun to pretend he may have, so that's what we're going with."

Deadspin is crashing and burning without Leitch at the helm.

"That's one angry German! Why is he so mad?"

Uh...

Bashatizin' Smashmaster: Drew Magary is the only thing keeping Deadspin relevant to my interests.

Yup. I should probably stop following Deadspin on Twitter since Big Daddy Drew links to all his posts anyway.

This article is garbage.

UNC_Samurai: Yanks_RSJ: Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

Yep. And then Will Leitch left.

THIS.

and then they farked with the layout just to make sure I wouldn't come back.

How did this even get teh green light?

HallasHell: How did this even get teh green light?

Oh, I'm $ure there'$ a few rea$on$...

he has a mouthpiece in. everything looks like an f when you have a mouthpiece in

Yanks_RSJ: Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

Yanks_RSJ: should probably stop following Deadspin on Twitter

lololololololol "They SUCK, but I make sure I'm updated to all the suck, so I can complain more" Too farkin funny.

personally, i prefer sport bikes too

/dnrtfa

The Sheriff is near!

Yanks_RSJ: Bashatizin' Smashmaster: Drew Magary is the only thing keeping Deadspin relevant to my interests.

Yup. I should probably stop following Deadspin on Twitter since Big Daddy Drew links to all his posts anyway.

This article is garbage.

Drew really is funny as hell. Who knew a bi-weekly column about poop and sex could make me laugh my ass off...

Have you read "the postmortal" yet?

bel4sucks: lololololololol "They SUCK, but I make sure I'm updated to all the suck, so I can complain more" Too farkin funny.

Yes, failure to do maintenance on my Twitter feed is truly pathetic. Nearly as pathetic as your entire existence on Fark. Have a pleasant Sunday.


bearcats1983: Have you read "the postmortal" yet?

Not yet, it'll happen shortly. I'm not thrilled he's given up his duties on "Fun with Peter King" on KSK.

VvonderJesus: "That's one angry German! Why is he so mad?"

Uh...

you know who else was an angry german?

Really I'm Black: VvonderJesus: "That's one angry German! Why is he so mad?"

Uh...

you know who else was an angry german?

Him? (new window)

As an openly gay Dallas Maverick fan, I am shocked and appalled by this unfortunate set of circumstances.

Dirk needs sensitivity training ASAP sister...

MFAWG: Yanks_RSJ: Remember when Deadspin wasn't terrible?

Actually, no.

Me neither.

Really I'm Black: VvonderJesus: "That's one angry German! Why is he so mad?"

Uh...

you know who else was an angry german?

He was Austrian.

Was it the same thing Kobe told the girl in colorado? Was it 'just the tip'?

oh...wait, that cost him a lot more. But that fine was from his wife at the time.

Tanukis_Parachute: Was it the same thing Kobe told the girl in colorado? Was it 'just the tip'?

oh...wait, that cost him a lot more. But that fine was from his wife at the time.

What's funny is that the slut from Colorado was going around telling folks that she had a 4 million dollar asshole.
The football team disagreed, however.

First someone made penis shapes in my ceiling texture, and now this! This makes me more angry than the time I heard all those people arguing in my air conditioning vents.

Yanks_RSJ: Yes, failure to do maintenance on my Twitter feed is truly pathetic. Nearly as pathetic as your entire existence on Fark. Have a pleasant Sunday

LOL you cryin ass biatch, if you hate something why would you follow it on twitter in the first place? I was right, it just gives you something else in a long line of things to piss and moan about you cranky coont.