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AbbeySomeone		2012-02-12 07:42:39 AM

That's odd, it's almost as if these guys expect it.

ginandbacon		2012-02-12 08:28:08 AM

Someone posted some of the CL ads yesterday and it was awful/funny.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-02-12 08:35:21 AM

No fatties!

That means you, Newt!!

thelordofcheese		2012-02-12 08:59:23 AM

I'm a first time cottager.

drhansenej		2012-02-12 09:11:11 AM

Dr. Bachmann, paging Dr. Bachmann...

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 09:14:02 AM

Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

bmongar		2012-02-12 09:15:56 AM

PonceAlyosha: Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

How is winterwhile taking it? OR was it Gary

AbbeySomeone		2012-02-12 09:15:57 AM

drhansenej: Dr. Bachmann, paging Dr. Bachmann...

I look forward to the day he is outed.

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 09:18:33 AM

bmongar: PonceAlyosha: Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

How is winterwhile taking it? OR was it Gary

Given how poorly he took the break up, I'd say Winty is probably taking about seven to eight inches now.

rjakobi		2012-02-12 09:25:49 AM

I'm not too familiar with Wonkette, but with the last three greenlighted articles, it seems the person or persons involved must have a prerequisite of having something firmly lodged up their butt before writing. I don't mean something like most conservative "funny ha ha I troll for the derps" pseudo-stick up the butt. I'm talking foreign object inserted sideways halfway up respective orifice "I MUST KILL" type anger.

Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark and all the snarky kudos for me noticing this, but it never struck me as a healthy form of social discourse.

Ed Finnerty		2012-02-12 09:29:23 AM

HairBolus		2012-02-12 09:29:54 AM

Right wing conventions also give a big boost to Dom mistresses who will spank their clients, walk on them in heels or dirty bare feet, or make the wear diapers.

I'm sure there must be so app for that too.

CapnBlues		2012-02-12 09:30:37 AM

rjakobi: I'm not too familiar with Wonkette, but with the last three greenlighted articles, it seems the person or persons involved must have a prerequisite of having something firmly lodged up their butt before writing. I don't mean something like most conservative "funny ha ha I troll for the derps" pseudo-stick up the butt. I'm talking foreign object inserted sideways halfway up respective orifice "I MUST KILL" type anger.

Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark and all the snarky kudos for me noticing this, but it never struck me as a healthy form of social discourse.

nor is comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality a healthy form of discourse, but what's sauce for the goose...

I'll stop taking glee in closeted homosexuals in the hate-gays party when the hate-gays party stops hating gays.

Ed Finnerty		2012-02-12 09:35:43 AM

Kibbler		2012-02-12 09:36:37 AM

As a practicing Flying Spaghetti Monsterite, I do (of course) regularly have sex with brown-eyed people. The FSM faith does (of course) say that sex with brown-eyed people is bad. It is a violation of my religious freedom to force FSM-affiliated hospitals to provide treatment to people with STDs acquired from brown-eyed people. Whenever I catch an STD, I go to a Catholic-affiliated hospital, where they have no qualms about treating the STD.

badhatharry		2012-02-12 09:48:36 AM

Shocking. Conservatives having gay sex. Those sinners.

theorellior		2012-02-12 09:50:47 AM

bmongar: How is winterwhile taking it? OR was it Gary

Fie upon you, good Farker! One does not speak of the Dolt from Portland, unless you wish brimstone to rain down from above. His name has been struck from the rolls, ye verily, it is as if he never existed in the mortal plane.

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl		2012-02-12 09:51:20 AM

Hopefully gay Republicans can someday openly serve in government once the social conservative groups lose the stranglehold they hold on the party.

There's at least 1 openly gay Republican campaigning for a US senate seat in Massachusetts (Tisei vs Tierney).

Garble		2012-02-12 09:58:02 AM

Homophobes give the best head.

theorellior		2012-02-12 10:00:15 AM

Garble: Homophobes give the best head.

Obligatory. (new window)

Garble		2012-02-12 10:00:40 AM

PonceAlyosha: Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

Wait. Was he closeted about being gay or closeted about being republican. Because only one of those is shameful.

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 10:02:15 AM

Garble: PonceAlyosha: Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

Wait. Was he closeted about being gay or closeted about being republican. Because only one of those is shameful.

Out of closet republican, in closet gay.

Garble		2012-02-12 10:02:21 AM

Ed Finnerty: bmongar: PonceAlyosha: Having just days ago ended a relationship with a closeted republican/ out of the closet troll, I am getting a kick out of this.

How is winterwhile taking it? OR was it Gary

No wonder they've been so quiet.

The worst part... it won't be forever.

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 10:05:02 AM

theorellior: Garble: Homophobes give the best head.

Obligatory. (new window)

This is true. They're all desperate about it. Gay dudes can get lazy.

Garble		2012-02-12 10:10:27 AM

Seeking Masc, Discreet CPAC Guys For Group Fun - m4m - 21 (Washington, DC)
Put something together like this last year. After a long day of speeches, sessions, and checking out booths, I want to kick back and relax with some masculine, discreet guys in my room. Couple guys got together last year, and it was a really good time.
Looking for frat guys, CRs, and other CPAC attendees. Definitely be straight, bi, or curious. Send stats and a body pic and lets do this.
Put the closing speaker as the subject line, so I know you're real.

I love that he wants to have (another) gay orgy but not with any actual gay guys.

Lackofname		2012-02-12 10:19:34 AM

You know, I'm starting to suspect that one of the reasons the GOP hates gays/sexual deviants/bla is not because they exist. But that because they have the gall to not hide it under a mountain of shame. "How dare you be open and comfortable! You should be miserable like ME!"

theorellior		2012-02-12 10:19:46 AM

Garble: Put something together like this last year. After a long day of speeches, sessions, and checking out booths, I want to kick back and relax with some masculine, discreet guys in my room. Couple guys got together last year, and it was a really good time.

o.O

What is this I don't even.

Are these people serious? Can they truly believe that they are still a firm "0" on the Kinsey Scale?

Good Lord. They're so far in denial that they've made it all the way to Aswan Dam.

Giltric		2012-02-12 10:23:10 AM

Jeez its like not noticing how many red cars are on the road until you count them.

Is there more gay classifieds ad action only during cpac or does it happen with every annual or semi annual conference or big event....what about the superbowl?

Not enough data.

stoli n coke		2012-02-12 10:23:36 AM

Or as hardcore conservatives call it, the Rick Santorum Reality Tour.

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-02-12 10:24:33 AM

theorellior: Good Lord. They're so far in denial that they've made it all the way to ~~Aswan Dam~~ damn wand in the ass.

FTFY

stoli n coke		2012-02-12 10:25:47 AM

CapnBlues		2012-02-12 10:32:02 AM

Giltric: Jeez its like not noticing how many red cars are on the road until you count them.

Is there more gay classifieds ad action only during cpac or does it happen with every annual or semi annual conference or big event....what about the superbowl?

Not enough data.

i'll bite.

the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's the point. It's like why Newt continues to be pilloried for his affairs -- he is in the self-professed party of family values and traditional morals, which is a statement incompatible with his own past behavior.

But you knew that, didn't you? Go do your research. "casual encounters" is the section of craigslist you'll want to look for. University towns are supposed to be good places to look for the discreet gay sex.

moothemagiccow		2012-02-12 10:35:23 AM

CapnBlues: the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's just wonkette's take on the story. Giltric has a more objective view. And there's nothing discrete about farking a guy off craigslist.

CapnBlues		2012-02-12 10:37:50 AM

moothemagiccow: CapnBlues: the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's just wonkette's take on the story. Giltric has a more objective view. And there's nothing discrete about farking a guy off craigslist.

Oh right, thanks for setting me straight on that.

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 10:44:16 AM

stoli n coke: Giltric: Jeez its like not noticing how many red cars are on the road until you count them.

Is there more gay classifieds ad action only during cpac or does it happen with every annual or semi annual conference or big event....what about the superbowl?

Not enough data.

Yeah, as a Fark Independent, you need to "research" more gay classified ads. NTTAWWT.

I already checked the washington craiglist to see if there were any pics of any guys under 30 tagged for cpac. Lots of ads, mostly from older men.

Raharu		2012-02-12 11:00:50 AM

theorellior: Garble: Put something together like this last year. After a long day of speeches, sessions, and checking out booths, I want to kick back and relax with some masculine, discreet guys in my room. Couple guys got together last year, and it was a really good time.

o.O

What is this I don't even.

Are these people serious? Can they truly believe that they are still a firm "0" on the Kinsey Scale?

Good Lord. They're so far in denial that they've made it all the way to Aswan Dam.

They buy special ball separators to ensure that their balls never touch so its not gay.

Bagelox-99		2012-02-12 11:07:41 AM

They're just betting on Marines and beer being in close proximity.

Wayne 985		2012-02-12 11:31:04 AM

Zombalupagus		2012-02-12 11:32:33 AM

I'm starting to think the gay myth that "every straight man is at least a little gay on the inside" is something that got started with these closet-case conservatives. The whole notion that gay sex is a "sin" implies that it is some cool taboo to be broken, which also implies that it is a choice.

I think most people would consider their sexual orientation as something they discovered, not something they decided upon. The exception of course would be those confused conservative people who preach one lifestyle but have guilt over feelings for the other. And they naturally project the "lifestyle choice of sin" concept on everyone else, because they just don't understand the mindset of either gay people or straight people.

It all makes perfect sense, in a deluded hypocrite kind of way. Gay people want gay marriage... most straight people don't care because it doesn't have anything to do with them... that leaves the only people who do care, which is these confused individuals busy with projecting their self-loathing on everyone else and preaching against gays while having secret gay-sex in a Motel 6 somewhere.

Giltric		2012-02-12 11:33:25 AM

CapnBlues: Giltric: Jeez its like not noticing how many red cars are on the road until you count them.

Is there more gay classifieds ad action only during cpac or does it happen with every annual or semi annual conference or big event....what about the superbowl?

Not enough data.

i'll bite.

the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's the point. It's like why Newt continues to be pilloried for his affairs -- he is in the self-professed party of family values and traditional morals, which is a statement incompatible with his own past behavior.

But you knew that, didn't you? Go do your research. "casual encounters" is the section of craigslist you'll want to look for. University towns are supposed to be good places to look for the discreet gay sex.

I see it more along the lines of staffers for the people who campaign against the homosexual agenda trying to keep their jobs by keeping their bosses from finding out the staffer is gay.

If Marcus Bachmann was showing up to these classified ads there would be pics.....what does anyone have to gain by exposing some staffers sexual preference.....

stoli n coke		2012-02-12 11:36:14 AM

Giltric: CapnBlues: Giltric: Jeez its like not noticing how many red cars are on the road until you count them.

Is there more gay classifieds ad action only during cpac or does it happen with every annual or semi annual conference or big event....what about the superbowl?

Not enough data.

i'll bite.

the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's the point. It's like why Newt continues to be pilloried for his affairs -- he is in the self-professed party of family values and traditional morals, which is a statement incompatible with his own past behavior.

But you knew that, didn't you? Go do your research. "casual encounters" is the section of craigslist you'll want to look for. University towns are supposed to be good places to look for the discreet gay sex.

I see it more along the lines of staffers for the people who campaign against the homosexual agenda trying to keep their jobs by keeping their bosses from finding out the staffer is gay.

If Marcus Bachmann was showing up to these classified ads there would be pics.....what does anyone have to gain by exposing some staffers sexual preference.....

So, overzealous staffer, again? Damn,that guy never takes a day off, does he?

that bosnian sniper		2012-02-12 11:38:40 AM

Raharu: They buy special ball separators to ensure that their balls never touch so its not gay.

The balls can't touch if one pair is slapping against the college Republican's chin.

xria		2012-02-12 11:46:14 AM

Garble: Seeking Masc, Discreet CPAC Guys For Group Fun - m4m - 21 (Washington, DC)
Put something together like this last year. After a long day of speeches, sessions, and checking out booths, I want to kick back and relax with some masculine, discreet guys in my room. Couple guys got together last year, and it was a really good time.
Looking for frat guys, CRs, and other CPAC attendees. Definitely be straight, bi, or curious. Send stats and a body pic and lets do this.
Put the closing speaker as the subject line, so I know you're real.

I love that he wants to have (another) gay orgy but not with any actual gay guys.

I am confused why you would invite straight guys to a gay orgy, are they supposed to sit around and watch or something?

Theaetetus		2012-02-12 11:48:18 AM

Bagelox-99		2012-02-12 11:50:32 AM

Theaetetus: [www.hyperdeathbabies.com image 640x265]

I resent the cartoonists' stereotype that all men who wear 1930s looking suits are gay.
In reality there are at least 5 per cent of us who aren't.

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 11:58:03 AM

Bagelox-99: Theaetetus: [www.hyperdeathbabies.com image 640x265]

I resent the cartoonists' stereotype that all men who wear 1930s looking suits are gay.
In reality there are at least 5 per cent of us who aren't.

Yeah but most of that 5% are secretly superheroes.

moothemagiccow		2012-02-12 11:59:28 AM

Wayne 985: moothemagiccow: CapnBlues: the story isn't "OMG some guys like discreet gay sex" -- it's that "OMG some guys who campaign intensely against rights for gay people are secretly seeking gay sex themselves"

That's just wonkette's take on the story. Giltric has a more objective view. And there's nothing discrete about farking a guy off craigslist.

lol wut

Cmon, depriving oneself of rights is a cornerstone of the republican party. It's in no way exclusive to the log cabin niche. Look at their views on security, the TSA for example. The only way to circumvent those laws is to fly a private jet. You think they managed a plurality in any election by consisting solely of people rich enough to own a jet? The gop is about idolizing the privileged in the hopes you'll one day become one.

johnnieconnie		2012-02-12 12:11:06 PM

Lackofname: You know, I'm starting to suspect that one of the reasons the GOP hates gays/sexual deviants/bla is not because they exist. But that because they have the gall to not hide it under a mountain of shame. "How dare you be open and comfortable! You should be miserable like ME!"

I think you're on to something there. They do protest a bit too much, don't they?

PonceAlyosha		2012-02-12 12:13:49 PM

that bosnian sniper		2012-02-12 12:29:04 PM

johnnieconnie: Lackofname: You know, I'm starting to suspect that one of the reasons the GOP hates gays/sexual deviants/bla is not because they exist. But that because they have the gall to not hide it under a mountain of shame. "How dare you be open and comfortable! You should be miserable like ME!"

I think you're on to something there. They do protest a bit too much, don't they?

Well, I know for my part when I'm slant drilling some young college Republican's virginal asshole like a Kuwaiti oil well in return for an unpaid internship at Real American ConservaPAC, it's just hotter when he's crying and praying for Jesus to come and take him away because it lets me pretend that I'm Jesus, and that I have a dick big enough to make him pray.

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