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namatad
2012-02-12 12:41:30 AM
6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
Mike_LowELL
2012-02-12 01:25:35 AM
namatad
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6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
well i was at the party n usualy when the cops show up they check for two thing's 1) if mike "bad@$$" lowell is at the party and 2) if they're prepaired for the ass-kickign of there lifetime's. usually if 1 happen's then 2 is goin down so they arested some kid's i didn't like (patrick romo is a poser), kinda liek as tribute back in the old day's, when my ancestor augustus lowell told the greek's to surender or GTFO of greekce but those n00bs said "lol no" so augustus lowell burn that place too the ground and then he steal their god's...lol much like the greek's found out, democracy only work's if ur trained in backyard mma liek me and that's what the cops realised, it woulda been 20 cops vs. 1 mike lowell and that would not have been a fare fight WTF when did i type this adn how did i get front of a computer screen
ArkAngel
2012-02-12 02:33:55 AM
I was at a similar party once. Junior year of high school and I was gonna throw a party at my mom's house while she was away. I invited about two dozen people and, of them, about five showed up. However, they had spread the word and plenty of people I hated showed up as well - along with people I didn't even know. Pretty soon it was absolute pandemonium - people jumping in the pool clothed, liquor cabinet broken into, bonfire with drunken idiots running around it. Then someone cranked the stereo up to its maximum volume and put on thrash metal. Neighbor to the right flipped and called the cops. As they come up with lights and sirens on, everyone splits. In less than a minute it's just me in the house with cops out front ringing the doorbell and telling me to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
BurnShrike
2012-02-12 06:57:45 AM
Predictable results? They shot the family dog in the back yard, dragged the bedridden grandmother from her bed because she "resisted arrest" and were given a 1 month paid vacation for it?
*reads article*
Oh.
Munden
2012-02-12 06:58:33 AM
batcookie
2012-02-12 07:01:42 AM
Mike_LowELL
:
namatad: 6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
well i was at the party n usualy when the cops show up they check for two thing's 1) if mike "bad@$$" lowell is at the party and 2) if they're prepaired for the ass-kickign of there lifetime's. usually if 1 happen's then 2 is goin down so they arested some kid's i didn't like (patrick romo is a poser), kinda liek as tribute back in the old day's, when my ancestor augustus lowell told the greek's to surender or GTFO of greekce but those n00bs said "lol no" so augustus lowell burn that place too the ground and then he steal their god's...lol much like the greek's found out, democracy only work's if ur trained in backyard mma liek me and that's what the cops realised, it woulda been 20 cops vs. 1 mike lowell and that would not have been a fare fight WTF when did i type this adn how did i get front of a computer screen
I don't know what the fark you just said, little kid... but you special man.
Amishrabbit
2012-02-12 07:02:01 AM
Charged with "obstruct police"?
What is this, I don't even.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-02-12 07:08:19 AM
ArkAngel
:
I invited about two dozen people and, of them, about five showed up. However, they had spread the word and plenty of people I hated showed up as well - along with people I didn't even know.
Like I always said to my kids:
Children, I trust you. I kinda trust your friends. I damn sure don't trust your friends friends.
smadge1
2012-02-12 07:21:30 AM
By the way, the drinking age in Australia is 18, might help explain it/
BronyMedic
2012-02-12 07:27:28 AM
Amishrabbit:
Charged with "obstruct police"?
Disobeying a
lawful
order from the police is a crime.
One thing to say about the police, they don't fight fair. You might be taking one one pig now, but you're going to be taking on the whole pig pin about two to three mintues after that officer hits that orange button on the top of his radio.
Raider_dad
2012-02-12 07:27:30 AM
smadge1
:
By the way, the drinking age in Australia is 18, might help explain it/
a few years back Wisconsin was 18 so after school we would road trip to The Woodshed, it made open finals alot more fun.
richwell
2012-02-12 07:31:06 AM
smadge1
:
By the way, the drinking age in Australia is 18, might help explain it/
1. Start early
2. Learn how to drink
3. Survive
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-12 07:31:44 AM
BronyMedic
:
Amishrabbit: Charged with "obstruct police"?
Disobeying a lawful order from the police is a crime.
One thing to say about the police, they don't fight fair. You might be taking one one pig now, but you're going to be taking on the whole pig pin about two to three mintues after that officer hits that orange button on the top of his radio.
I think he was talking about the phrasing.
In the US, it's usually stated in the present tense, i.e. obstruct
ing
police.
payattention
2012-02-12 07:40:52 AM
richwell -
1. Start early 2. Learn how to drink 3. Survive
Hear Hear!!
/started partying when I was 12 never been arrested and never had a problem
//don't party much nowadays... darn old age...
rico567
2012-02-12 07:41:28 AM
BronyMedic
:
Amishrabbit: Charged with "obstruct police"?
Disobeying a lawful order from the police is a crime.
One thing to say about the police, they don't fight fair. You might be taking one one pig now, but you're going to be taking on the whole pig pin about two to three mintues after that officer hits that orange button on the top of his radio.
Keep these simple injunctions in mind:
1. First rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club.
2. First rule about Fight Fair Club: It doesn't exist.
Dadoody
2012-02-12 07:44:16 AM
wademh
2012-02-12 07:45:37 AM
Nearing senior discount years ... I never did the wild and crazy house party when the parents were away, and I think I regret it.
Luckily, my kids never had one that wild but I did have to roust out some of my daughter's less than respectful friends twice. They handled it fairly well.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-02-12 07:52:56 AM
Don't they usually refer to these sorts of perps as 'hoons' in the Aussie press?
Stinkyy
2012-02-12 07:58:27 AM
Mike_LowELL
:
namatad: 6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
well i was at the party n usualy when the cops show up they check for two thing's 1) if mike "bad@$$" lowell is at the party and 2) if they're prepaired for the ass-kickign of there lifetime's. usually if 1 happen's then 2 is goin down so they arested some kid's i didn't like (patrick romo is a poser), kinda liek as tribute back in the old day's, when my ancestor augustus lowell told the greek's to surender or GTFO of greekce but those n00bs said "lol no" so augustus lowell burn that place too the ground and then he steal their god's...lol much like the greek's found out, democracy only work's if ur trained in backyard mma liek me and that's what the cops realised, it woulda been 20 cops vs. 1 mike lowell and that would not have been a fare fight WTF when did i type this adn how did i get front of a computer screen
We have TWO of these people on Fark now?
I dislike this guy less than BITW though. He's getting his schtick down proper.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-02-12 07:59:22 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie
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Don't they usually refer to these sorts of perps as 'hoons' in the Aussie press?
Hooning generally involves a vehicle. A hoon would be the driver.
Street racing, drifting, etc.
/if it has wheels, it can be hooned
//
this
is some low speed hooning
JackalRabbit
2012-02-12 08:06:04 AM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
:
Day_Old_Dutchie: Don't they usually refer to these sorts of perps as 'hoons' in the Aussie press?
Hooning generally involves a vehicle. A hoon would be the driver.
Street racing, drifting, etc.
/if it has wheels, it can be hooned
//this is some low speed hooning
quit whooning about it already.
Neondistraction
2012-02-12 08:33:23 AM
Stinkyy
:
Mike_LowELL: namatad: 6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
well i was at the party n usualy when the cops show up they check for two thing's 1) if mike "bad@$$" lowell is at the party and 2) if they're prepaired for the ass-kickign of there lifetime's. usually if 1 happen's then 2 is goin down so they arested some kid's i didn't like (patrick romo is a poser), kinda liek as tribute back in the old day's, when my ancestor augustus lowell told the greek's to surender or GTFO of greekce but those n00bs said "lol no" so augustus lowell burn that place too the ground and then he steal their god's...lol much like the greek's found out, democracy only work's if ur trained in backyard mma liek me and that's what the cops realised, it woulda been 20 cops vs. 1 mike lowell and that would not have been a fare fight WTF when did i type this adn how did i get front of a computer screen
We have TWO of these people on Fark now?
I dislike this guy less than BITW though. He's getting his schtick down proper.
I don't think he's normally like this. I'm guessing this particular post involved alcohol, or maybe something stronger.
Leskay
2012-02-12 08:35:09 AM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
:
Day_Old_Dutchie: Don't they usually refer to these sorts of perps as 'hoons' in the Aussie press?
Hooning generally involves a vehicle. A hoon would be the driver.
Street racing, drifting, etc.
/if it has wheels, it can be hooned
//this is some low speed hooning
.
Fang is another Aussie slang word that means hoon.
But only the verb.
Fangin' it!
allegedman
2012-02-12 08:48:45 AM
?
Stinkyy
2012-02-12 08:50:41 AM
wademh
:
Nearing senior discount years ... I never did the wild and crazy house party when the parents were away, and I think I regret it.
Don't have regrets. I had about 3 of these things - would always be the last one left scrubbing, mopping, cleaning, no matter how "great" I thought my friends were. Also, shiate got stolen, people went in rooms that were off-limits, a hole got punched in a wall, and by the last one, the real undesirables showed up. No real bouncer either. I may have eked out a little bit of coolness out of them, but ended up ashamed that I treated my folks' house like that. Of course, that was forever ago...
ArkAngel
:
In less than a minute it's just me in the house with cops out front ringing the doorbell and telling me to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Sigh... the '90s... Ski School (the movie)
OnlyM3
2012-02-12 10:05:49 AM
It's a shame the atf didn't arm this group.
Shuna Sassi
2012-02-12 10:13:08 AM
Mike_LowELL
:
namatad: 6 arrests? out of 400 tards?
wow
and we thought american cops were worthless
well i was at the party n usualy when the cops show up they check for two thing's 1) if mike "bad@$$" lowell is at the party and 2) if they're prepaired for the ass-kickign of there lifetime's. usually if 1 happen's then 2 is goin down so they arested some kid's i didn't like (patrick romo is a poser), kinda liek as tribute back in the old day's, when my ancestor augustus lowell told the greek's to surender or GTFO of greekce but those n00bs said "lol no" so augustus lowell burn that place too the ground and then he steal their god's...lol much like the greek's found out, democracy only work's if ur trained in backyard mma liek me and that's what the cops realised, it woulda been 20 cops vs. 1 mike lowell and that would not have been a fare fight WTF when did i type this adn how did i get front of a computer screen
Mike you've outdone yourself here my good man.
Hats off to you and your bad@$$ness.
mike4688
2012-02-12 12:21:24 PM
Not amused.
rezaxis
2012-02-12 12:22:48 PM
This place is going down hill. The previous post was probably made by same person calling themselves Mike Lowell.
Soon, it will be like Craigslist rants and raves.
Sadness for all.
rezaxis
2012-02-12 12:25:51 PM
Sorry Mike4688, my post was meant as a reply to the person who posted before you.
nickerj1
2012-02-12 03:56:15 PM
Masochistic frat boy
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Incog_Neeto
2012-02-13 12:41:15 PM
If this was the US they would have sent in swat and there would have been a body count.
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