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(Seattle Times)   Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 1123
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2012-02-11 08:09:04 PM
This HAS to be the headline.
 
2012-02-11 08:15:05 PM
Excellent work, subby!
 
2012-02-11 08:15:33 PM
Yeah, this one..
 
2012-02-11 08:15:42 PM
This one
 
2012-02-11 08:16:58 PM
Oh Subby, you are magnificent.
 
2012-02-11 08:18:27 PM
This one, please.
 
2012-02-11 08:18:32 PM
The 29 and counting late-to-the-party subbies can stop now, we have a WINNER!
 
2012-02-11 08:19:11 PM
Good thing we did those "Write a fark headline for the future death of a celebrity" threads a while back... this was a clear favorite even then.
 
2012-02-11 08:20:42 PM
voiceseducation.org
RIP Whitney Houston
 
2012-02-11 08:21:21 PM
+1

/Didn't we do this same headline recently for another celebrity, though?
 
2012-02-11 08:22:00 PM
End they year now. This IS the headline of the year. Close teh Fark.
The way ABC broke into programming, then the scary tone in the reporter's voice, I was thinking there was an attack or an assassination.
 
2012-02-11 08:22:33 PM
Please, this one!

/I said PLEASE
 
2012-02-11 08:23:32 PM

I Said: +1

/Didn't we do this same headline recently for another celebrity, though?


We did, but I still love this one.
 
2012-02-11 08:24:05 PM
2.asset.soup.io

/HOTY candidate
 
2012-02-11 08:24:05 PM
|+1
 
2012-02-11 08:24:27 PM

tin_man: I Said: +1

/Didn't we do this same headline recently for another celebrity, though?

We did, but I still love this one.


It was Ike Turner, right?
 
2012-02-11 08:24:38 PM
Love it!

/The headline, not the death
 
2012-02-11 08:24:55 PM
She used to be famous for something, right?
 
2012-02-11 08:24:56 PM
Here's "I Will Always Love You", my personal choice for her best song

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-11 08:25:29 PM
i33.tinypic.com

this one, please, mods.
 
2012-02-11 08:25:32 PM

WhoIsWillo: tin_man: I Said: +1

/Didn't we do this same headline recently for another celebrity, though?

We did, but I still love this one.

It was Ike Turner, right?


YES!!
 
2012-02-11 08:25:45 PM

incendi: Good thing we did those "Write a fark headline for the future death of a celebrity" threads a while back... this was a clear favorite even then.


There's an entire TFD thread I saved for when the King of Fark Cliches eventually dies. I plan on using it as a checklist of which ones got used.

\mine will totally have to do with his last lines to Tom Hagan....
 
2012-02-11 08:26:36 PM
+1, Subby.

"Never do a drug that is named after a part of your ass."

/RIP Whitney.
 
2012-02-11 08:28:48 PM
+1

Now, when does it go green? I'm waiting...

*taps feet*
 
2012-02-11 08:29:06 PM
What's truly sad is that her untimely death isn't really surprising.

but damn, that headline IS funny
 
2012-02-11 08:29:26 PM
She wasn't even on the death pool.
+1, Subby
 
2012-02-11 08:29:47 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-02-11 08:31:35 PM
This must be the headline.
 
2012-02-11 08:31:53 PM

SecretAgentWoman: +1

Now, when does it go green? I'm waiting...

*taps feet*


There are currently 58 NewsFlash headlines alone, let alone the other tags. You'd think someone would notice by now....
 
2012-02-11 08:32:32 PM

WTF Indeed: She used to be famous for something, right?


She used to be so hot when she first appeared. Meth is a hell of a drug....
 
2012-02-11 08:35:43 PM
I wish the mod would put down the bottle and green this so that people would stop posting headlines. The TotalFark queue is making me dizzy with all the newsflashes.
 
2012-02-11 08:36:00 PM

FriarReb98: There are currently 58 NewsFlash headlines alone, let alone the other tags. You'd think someone would notice by now....


It's saturday night. The mods are drinking.
 
2012-02-11 08:36:01 PM
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always, love this headliiiIIIIiiine!
 
2012-02-11 08:36:06 PM
Jesus - she used to be a superstar. Drugs are a hell of a thing.
 
2012-02-11 08:36:33 PM
2/11/2012 REMEMBER

/Houston History Month
 
2012-02-11 08:39:28 PM
It's not right, but it's okay.

/seriously LOLed at the headline, subby.
 
2012-02-11 08:40:06 PM
+1
 
2012-02-11 08:40:22 PM
So on the Jackson Scale of has-been celebrity deaths where do this rate?

I'd say 7 Jacksons.
 
2012-02-11 08:43:21 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

RIP Allan Houston
 
2012-02-11 08:43:47 PM
I can't decide if I like this better or the Whitney/NBC headline. Both are just God-awful.
 
2012-02-11 08:43:57 PM

Spoon over Marin: She wasn't even on the death pool.
+1, Subby


What death pool are you in? She was always like the free center slot in Bingo for mine.
 
2012-02-11 08:48:22 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: Spoon over Marin: She wasn't even on the death pool.
+1, Subby

What death pool are you in? She was always like the free center slot in Bingo for mine.


I thought Lohan deserved that spot these days.
 
2012-02-11 08:49:36 PM
static.poponthepop.com
 
2012-02-11 08:50:09 PM

GAT_00: Runs_With_Scissors_: Spoon over Marin: She wasn't even on the death pool.
+1, Subby

What death pool are you in? She was always like the free center slot in Bingo for mine.

I thought Lohan deserved that spot these days.


I'm with you. Whitney should've been a corner, tops.
 
2012-02-11 08:50:55 PM
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag


couldnt find a link that wasnt submitted
 
2012-02-11 08:51:07 PM

just_ducky: It's not right, but it's okay.

/seriously LOLed at the headline, subby.


+1
 
2012-02-11 08:51:11 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-11 08:51:41 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-11 08:51:46 PM
RIP, Bobby.
 
2012-02-11 08:51:54 PM

ArkAngel: Here's "I Will Always Love You", my personal choice for her best song

Link (new window)


Thank god Dolly Parton wrote it.
 
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