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Jersey Shore's JWoww says that The Situation isn't a good person. That's the carrot calling the pumpkin orange
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Ed Finnerty
2012-02-11 10:02:11 PM
He'll bounce back.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-02-11 10:23:46 PM
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Hallucinations - seeing or hearing things that aren't there
Paranoia - extreme feelings of mistrust or fear
unyon
2012-02-11 10:55:24 PM
FTFA:
Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"
When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.
jaylectricity
2012-02-11 11:19:46 PM
I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet
2012-02-12 12:04:49 AM
unyon
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FTFA: Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"
When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.
I know, right?
/giggity (oh sweet jesus what have I done?)
Malcolm_Sex
2012-02-12 01:45:31 AM
jaylectricity
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I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
ParagonComplex
2012-02-12 01:53:15 AM
I'd be ashamed of myself if I ever watched this. Most I've seen is what Beavis & Butthead have made fun of, and I even feel a little dirty just by watching that. None of them are good people. You could make the argument that they're just acting the gimmick and kayfabing, but that's still shameful.
/get off my TV
Lionel Mandrake
2012-02-12 02:10:30 AM
These are bad people and you should feel bad for watching.
Shrinkwrap
2012-02-12 02:17:02 AM
If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.
Millions_Knives
2012-02-12 02:22:36 AM
Can't Sweden just nuke NJ to get rid of all the retarded, plastic-like roid ragers, and their tangerine colored mistresses?
/Jesus, sounds like they've already been nuked.
ongbok
2012-02-12 02:22:54 AM
Malcolm_Sex
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jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
Klippoklondike
2012-02-12 02:53:36 AM
ongbok
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Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-12 04:12:53 AM
it was speculated that Snooki gave him a BJ
wrenchboy
2012-02-12 06:29:36 AM
Shrinkwrap
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If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.
Where do we sign up?
puddleonfire
2012-02-12 07:55:29 AM
For your target practice pleasure.... just enlarge and print!
JERSEY DOUCHEBAGS!!
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The Troof hurts
2012-02-12 08:42:03 AM
Klippoklondike
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ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.
You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.
Sultan Of Herf
2012-02-12 10:31:07 AM
puddleonfire
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For your target practice pleasure.... just enlarge and print!
JERSEY DOUCHEBAGS!!
.
[img521.imageshack.us image 640x184]
Well lookie there...and I just bought a new AR-15 that needs some break-in rounds run through it...
/DTI AR flat top
LeroyBourne
2012-02-12 12:06:27 PM
If someone could edit all of his batshiatcraziness into a 5min video, I'd watch it for the lulz. Otherwise, no thanks.
Broadcastdave
2012-02-12 12:29:56 PM
The Troof hurts
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Klippoklondike: ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.
You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.
Vinny looks like he goes to the gym to keep in shape, but not get ripped.
cig-mkr
2012-02-12 12:46:31 PM
J WOW, her boobs go under her armpits and all the way to her back ! J WOW
Kygz
2012-02-12 12:52:59 PM
Cocaine. Dudes a coke head.
Klippoklondike
2012-02-12 01:03:52 PM
Broadcastdave
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The Troof hurts: Klippoklondike: ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.
I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.
You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.
Vinny looks like he goes to the gym to keep in shape, but not get ripped.
Ok I got two of them mixed up, so I can give Vinny a pass. I've seen 2 episodes of the show and it's hard to tell one character from the other, other than Snookie because she's so short and Pauly because his hair is absurd.
Victoly
2012-02-12 01:13:47 PM
ParagonComplex
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Most I've seen is what Beavis & Butthead have made fun of, and I even feel a little dirty just by watching that.
"Grandma JWoww, how did you get syphilis?"
"Yeah, tell us that story, biatch."
/ I'll never be able to see the "word" "JWoww" again without thinking of that
// You're the best grandma ever Grandma JWoww
/// Please don't hit us again
deltersmelter
2012-02-12 01:39:23 PM
Ok, I would totally hit snookie. I've got this short-chick fetish thing, and I would be totally happy to bang that little smurf into next week.
JWow is hot. what's this crap with people hating fake titties? Seriously, small titties suck, big boobs, even fake, are the new hotness.
A JWOW/Snookie sammich with me in the middle is that only way to go.
\Not from Jersey
\\Into mudgets
\\\a mudget is a short person who's obviously had too much tanning.
Barakku
2012-02-12 04:55:12 PM
According to our tests, you are a horrible person. That's funny, we weren't even testing for that.
missiv
2012-02-12 08:39:27 PM
unyon
:
FTFA: Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"
When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.
Does she tell him to piss in corners, and not directly on the dance floor?
Jamdug!
2012-02-12 08:39:59 PM
Kygz
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Cocaine. Dudes a coke head.
Why wouldn't all of them be? They get paid vast amounts of money to party constantly. Not bad work if you can get it.
BillDozer357
2012-02-12 09:06:33 PM
can't believe I'm the Weeners this
AcneVulgaris
2012-02-12 11:29:40 PM
Shrinkwrap
:
If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.
They're virtuosos. You can't just walk into that job.
the_rhino
2012-02-13 12:36:36 AM
BillDozer357
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can't believe I'm the Weeners this
Filter pwn
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