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(Hollyscoop) Ironic Jersey Shore's JWoww says that The Situation isn't a good person. That's the carrot calling the pumpkin orange   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 30
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2012-02-11 10:02:11 PM
He'll bounce back.

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2012-02-11 10:23:46 PM
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Extreme mood swings
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2012-02-11 10:55:24 PM
FTFA: Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"

When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.
 
2012-02-11 11:19:46 PM
I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.
 
2012-02-12 12:04:49 AM
unyon: FTFA: Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"

When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.


I know, right?

/giggity (oh sweet jesus what have I done?)
 
2012-02-12 01:45:31 AM
jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.


Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.
 
2012-02-12 01:53:15 AM
I'd be ashamed of myself if I ever watched this. Most I've seen is what Beavis & Butthead have made fun of, and I even feel a little dirty just by watching that. None of them are good people. You could make the argument that they're just acting the gimmick and kayfabing, but that's still shameful.

/get off my TV
 
2012-02-12 02:10:30 AM
These are bad people and you should feel bad for watching.
 
2012-02-12 02:17:02 AM
If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.
 
2012-02-12 02:22:36 AM
Can't Sweden just nuke NJ to get rid of all the retarded, plastic-like roid ragers, and their tangerine colored mistresses?

/Jesus, sounds like they've already been nuked.
 
2012-02-12 02:22:54 AM
Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.

Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.


Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.
 
2012-02-12 02:53:36 AM
ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.

Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.

Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.


I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.
 
2012-02-12 04:12:53 AM
it was speculated that Snooki gave him a BJ


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2012-02-12 06:29:36 AM
Shrinkwrap: If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.


Where do we sign up?
 
2012-02-12 07:55:29 AM
For your target practice pleasure.... just enlarge and print!
JERSEY DOUCHEBAGS!!

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2012-02-12 08:42:03 AM
Klippoklondike: ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.

Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.

Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.

I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.


You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.
 
2012-02-12 10:31:07 AM
puddleonfire: For your target practice pleasure.... just enlarge and print!
JERSEY DOUCHEBAGS!!
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Well lookie there...and I just bought a new AR-15 that needs some break-in rounds run through it...


/DTI AR flat top
 
2012-02-12 12:06:27 PM
If someone could edit all of his batshiatcraziness into a 5min video, I'd watch it for the lulz. Otherwise, no thanks.
 
2012-02-12 12:29:56 PM
The Troof hurts: Klippoklondike: ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.

Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.

Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.

I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.

You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.


Vinny looks like he goes to the gym to keep in shape, but not get ripped.
 
2012-02-12 12:46:31 PM
J WOW, her boobs go under her armpits and all the way to her back ! J WOW
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2012-02-12 12:52:59 PM
Cocaine. Dudes a coke head.
 
2012-02-12 01:03:52 PM
Broadcastdave: The Troof hurts: Klippoklondike: ongbok: Malcolm_Sex: jaylectricity: I think the show is stupid, but yeah The Conflagration is pretty bad.

I actually liked DJ whatshisface when he was on the Chelsea Lately show. Looks like he's just having fun with it while not getting full of himself.

Yeah Pauly and Vinnie are like the Statler and Waldorf of the show, watching and laughing at the ridiculousness of the people in the house.

Yeah it is pretty funny watching those two laugh at the others and make fun of them to their faces and they don't even realize it.

I can't give Pauly a break, his hair is just ridiculous. I don't know anything about Vinny other than he looks like he roids up.

You are thinking of Ronnie. I don't think Vinny even goes to the gym.

Vinny looks like he goes to the gym to keep in shape, but not get ripped.


Ok I got two of them mixed up, so I can give Vinny a pass. I've seen 2 episodes of the show and it's hard to tell one character from the other, other than Snookie because she's so short and Pauly because his hair is absurd.
 
2012-02-12 01:13:47 PM
ParagonComplex: Most I've seen is what Beavis & Butthead have made fun of, and I even feel a little dirty just by watching that.

"Grandma JWoww, how did you get syphilis?"
"Yeah, tell us that story, biatch."

/ I'll never be able to see the "word" "JWoww" again without thinking of that
// You're the best grandma ever Grandma JWoww
/// Please don't hit us again
 
2012-02-12 01:39:23 PM
Ok, I would totally hit snookie. I've got this short-chick fetish thing, and I would be totally happy to bang that little smurf into next week.

JWow is hot. what's this crap with people hating fake titties? Seriously, small titties suck, big boobs, even fake, are the new hotness.

A JWOW/Snookie sammich with me in the middle is that only way to go.

\Not from Jersey
\\Into mudgets
\\\a mudget is a short person who's obviously had too much tanning.
 
2012-02-12 04:55:12 PM
According to our tests, you are a horrible person. That's funny, we weren't even testing for that.
 
2012-02-12 08:39:27 PM
unyon: FTFA: Snooki's not a fan of his, either. Snooki said: "Mike definitely likes the drama... it's just like high school. He's 32 years old. When are you gonna grow up?"

When Snooki is telling you to grow up, then you know you have a problem.


Does she tell him to piss in corners, and not directly on the dance floor?
 
2012-02-12 08:39:59 PM
Kygz: Cocaine. Dudes a coke head.

Why wouldn't all of them be? They get paid vast amounts of money to party constantly. Not bad work if you can get it.
 
2012-02-12 09:06:33 PM
can't believe I'm the Weeners this

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2012-02-12 11:29:40 PM
Shrinkwrap: If you can get paid to be drunk and stupid, I respect that. I'd do that job in a heartbeat.

They're virtuosos. You can't just walk into that job.
 
2012-02-13 12:36:36 AM
BillDozer357: can't believe I'm the Weeners this

Filter pwn
 
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