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(Mediaite) Dumbass Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned   (mediaite.com) divider line 196
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2012-02-11 07:05:27 PM
So what this is a ploy to set herself up as the top choice of a brokered convention??? She's too much of a vapid vacuous bubble brain to be prez!
 
2012-02-11 07:10:52 PM
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
 
2012-02-11 07:12:39 PM
Even a broken clock is how the cookie crumbles.
 
2012-02-11 07:14:39 PM
Easy as cake, she has the nomination. Piece of pie.
 
2012-02-11 07:19:15 PM
She really hit the nail where the sun shines. I like a woman who shoots from the early bird and gets the worm.
 
2012-02-11 07:25:43 PM
nekom: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

The velour fog speaketh
 
2012-02-11 07:44:49 PM
Sarah Palin is a national treasure.
 
2012-02-11 07:46:50 PM
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"Why don't you make like a tree...AND GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE?!"
 
2012-02-11 07:49:02 PM
She's a few beers short of getting the worm
 
2012-02-11 07:50:33 PM
growinthings: So what this is a ploy to set herself up as the top choice of a brokered convention??? She's too much of a vapid vacuous bubble brain to be prez!

with her it's about the money. pay up and she'll back you. she probably came to CPAC and tried to broker a deal. And failed.to do so, Her star has faded. She's yesterday.
 
2012-02-11 07:51:20 PM
People that live in card houses....
 
2012-02-11 07:51:35 PM
Sorry GOP, but you dug your own bed and now you gotta sign it.
 
2012-02-11 07:59:33 PM
There's an old saying. "If at farce you don't suck seed, try dry again."
 
2012-02-11 08:02:24 PM
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"My ol' papa used to say.."
 
2012-02-11 08:04:03 PM
A journey of a thousand miles begins with two birds in a bush.
 
2012-02-11 08:06:02 PM
"What the fark is this biatch talking about?"

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2012-02-11 08:11:09 PM
growinthings: So what this is a ploy to set herself up as the top choice of a brokered convention??? She's too much of a vapid vacuous bubble brain to be prez!

Sssshhhhhh don't tell them that!
 
2012-02-11 08:13:56 PM
she used a "jacuzzi" metaphor and called for Republicans to "we drain the jacuzzi and throw out the bums with the bathwater."

Ha ha, I love The Onion!
 
2012-02-11 08:15:42 PM
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A word in the hand is worth two in the bush.
 
2012-02-11 08:15:43 PM
Mugato: "What the fark is this biatch talking about?"

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McCain at Wasilla, his legacy broken.
 
2012-02-11 08:15:49 PM
The Bestest: Sarah Palin is a national treasure.

I would like to brush myself with extra virgin olive oil and rub myself all over her naked body
 
2012-02-11 08:17:12 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him sink ships.
 
2012-02-11 08:18:34 PM
Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to turn the other cheek.
 
2012-02-11 08:18:35 PM
I tell you what, speaking power truth like that, she's got a real big pair of eyes on the ball!
 
2012-02-11 08:18:43 PM
I wish I was rich enough to bathe in a jacuzzi.
 
2012-02-11 08:19:53 PM
Sarah, sweetie, if you drain the jacuzzi, you're not throwing out any water.

Also FTA, "Her biggest applause line, by far, was a rhyme about Americans being united: "We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are red white and blue Americans."

Not racist, but #1 with racists.
 
2012-02-11 08:20:32 PM
So the bums all get jacuzzis and the middle class is left with nothing again. Thanks a lot, Obama!
 
2012-02-11 08:22:50 PM
Tells people to 'Throw the bums out'
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Endorses Newt Gingrich
 
2012-02-11 08:23:06 PM
A bad apple a day is food for thought when you have a full plate of sour grapes
 
2012-02-11 08:23:34 PM
Lionel Mandrake: [wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 370x278]

A word in the hand is worth two in the bush.


I bet I could get two hands into her bush.
 
2012-02-11 08:24:09 PM
stoli n coke: Sarah, sweetie, if you drain the jacuzzi, you're not throwing out any water.

Also FTA, "Her biggest applause line, by far, was a rhyme about Americans being united: "We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are red white and blue Americans."

Not racist, but #1 with racists.


What about how city folk weren't real Americans. Is that.no longer the case?
 
2012-02-11 08:26:59 PM
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2012-02-11 08:28:18 PM
growinthings: So what this is a ploy to set herself up as the top choice of a brokered convention??? She's too much of a vapid vacuous bubble brain to be prez!

She doesn't want to be prez. She wants a paycheck after occasionally being asked to go public and stoke the tard base.
 
2012-02-11 08:29:09 PM
growinthings: So what this is a ploy to set herself up as the top choice of a brokered convention??? She's too much of a vapid vacuous bubble brain to be prez!

She missed an opportunity to fleece more money out of the idiots that worship her every move. All she had to do was state that a brokered convention is possible and she might consider putting her name into the hat if the people demanded. However it would be very expensive to campaign for the Presidency at that late date and unless she thought she had the money to compete she would not get involved. Voila.
 
2012-02-11 08:29:39 PM
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2012-02-11 08:31:22 PM
If only she and Gabby Gifford had been in each other's shoes that fateful day.

The problem is, with Palin no one would be able to tell the difference.
 
2012-02-11 08:31:24 PM
A penny earned is a penny fooled, and... um, it can't get earned again.
 
2012-02-11 08:31:24 PM
Satanic_Hamster: Lionel Mandrake: [wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 370x278]

A word in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I bet I could get two hands into her bush.


Word.
 
2012-02-11 08:31:44 PM
What's good for the goose is good for the potato.
 
2012-02-11 08:32:34 PM
A dime bag saved is a Whitney dead

too soon?
 
2012-02-11 08:32:37 PM
Smackledorfer: stoli n coke: Sarah, sweetie, if you drain the jacuzzi, you're not throwing out any water.

Also FTA, "Her biggest applause line, by far, was a rhyme about Americans being united: "We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are red white and blue Americans."

Not racist, but #1 with racists.

What about how city folk weren't real Americans. Is that.no longer the case?


Only people on the coasts and Chicago - the home of Obama's crooked cronies. Also, all of the liberals in the other states. So only about 14% of Americans are Real Americans.
 
2012-02-11 08:33:54 PM
The road less traveled is paved with good intentions.
 
2012-02-11 08:34:41 PM
Her biggest applause line, by far, was a rhyme about Americans being united: "We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are red white and blue Americans and, President Obama, we are through with you!"

This is a rhyme?

As for the White House, she used a "jacuzzi" metaphor and called for Republicans to "we drain the jacuzzi and throw out the bums with the bathwater."

Frank. Can I call you Frank? Learn how to write. You're making me less able to laugh about Sarah Palin with this distracting article.
 
2012-02-11 08:35:08 PM
hugram: What's good for the goose is good for the potato.

Don't count to potato before your eggs are hatched
 
2012-02-11 08:35:29 PM
Speaking of throwing bums out with the bathwater, isn't it time the GOP kicked out Sarah Palin? She's managed to make the embarrassing spectacle even more embarrassing.
 
2012-02-11 08:35:41 PM
"Well you can lead a baby to bathwater - but you can't make bathwater a baby!"
 
2012-02-11 08:35:45 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: A dime bag saved is a Whitney dead

too soon?


Nope. She was long overdue.
 
2012-02-11 08:35:59 PM
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
 
2012-02-11 08:38:22 PM
If we don't, we're gonna have Paul Revere looming over Alaska warning the British that Second Amendment solutions are best washed in the blood of tyrants!
 
2012-02-11 08:38:46 PM
stoli n coke: Sarah, sweetie, if you drain the jacuzzi, you're not throwing out any water.

Also FTA, "Her biggest applause line, by far, was a rhyme about Americans being united: "We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are red white and blue Americans."

Not racist, but #1 with racists.


We aren't red Americans, we aren't blue Americans, we are black and white and red all over Americans!
 
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