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(Gizmodo) Amusing When you have a Millenium Falcon guitar, you're guaranteed a spot in the Mos Eisley Cantina band   (gizmodo.com) divider line 26
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Mark Ratner [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:33:24 PM
Yeah, but can it play the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 10:30:57 PM
Awesome, but I would have made it a double neck guitar.
 
TonyDanza
2012-02-11 10:38:25 PM
Not sure how good a guitar is for jizz though.
 
NetOwl
2012-02-11 10:40:23 PM
Star Wars trifecta trilogy now in play.
 
Cyno01 [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 11:08:00 PM
TonyDanza: Not sure how good a guitar is for jizz though.

*snerk*

"The packaging of the 2007 Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes action figure 5-pack refers to the band's music as "jazz", which may indicate that "jizz" is being phased out of Star Wars canon. However, it's more likely that Hasbro did not want the term, synonymous with semen, on a toy package."
 
hogans
2012-02-11 11:10:12 PM
Tr0mBoNe: Awesome, but I would have made it a double neck guitar.

Nah, that's more of a Y-wing thing.
 
chewielouie
2012-02-11 11:35:46 PM
What a piece of junk.
 
wingnut396
2012-02-11 11:42:41 PM
chewielouie: What a piece of junk.

Hey, it played the Kessell Riff in 5 scales. It can make .5 past metal speed. It can outplay any speed metal band. I'm not talking about the local dive bar cruiser mind you, I'm talking about the Arena gigs.
 
Farty McPooPants
2012-02-12 12:27:04 AM
Huh, the Millennium Falcon is male, who knew?
 
LectertheChef
2012-02-12 12:33:04 AM
I think this guy is a lot more likely to get into the Modal Nodes.
 
noazark
2012-02-12 12:45:22 AM
Rocking this axe ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise chords, we could fly right through a stage-hand or bounce too close to a snare drum -- and that would end your concert real quick, wouldn't it..?
 
BroVinny
2012-02-12 01:23:34 AM
Man, that toy lost all of its collector value with all of those additions.
 
UsikFark
2012-02-12 01:31:35 AM
Headstock looks like shiat.
 
natmar_76
2012-02-12 02:22:42 AM
You farking nerd.
 
prickle27
2012-02-12 03:52:17 AM
One of the first things I learned to play was the Star Wars theme.
 
Honest Bender
2012-02-12 06:36:39 AM
You suck, subby. Gizmodo? Really? For an embedded youtube video? JUST POST THE FARKING VIDEO!

Link (new window)
 
orange whip
2012-02-12 08:01:27 AM
Does he have the original packaging?


/that satellite thingy on the upper part of the guitar would get in the way...
 
lordargent
2012-02-12 09:10:55 AM
Just need a star destroyer acoustic, and a set of death-star bass drums.
 
minnkat
2012-02-12 10:05:22 AM
He puts in that much effort yet can't take three seconds to look up how to correctly spell "cheesy".

i.imgur.com
 
bossuniversalAA
2012-02-12 11:54:25 AM
kill me now

i1085.photobucket.com
 
Clockwork Kumquat
2012-02-12 12:17:24 PM
You played Free Bird on that thing? You're braver than I thought
 
craigzy
2012-02-12 03:28:01 PM
the satellite dish means he cant play standing up, and the entire point of guitar like that is to play in front of people because all drinks are free the rest of the night. although, the hyperdrive lights are badass.
 
PsyLord
2012-02-12 06:06:42 PM
The rock guitarist that uses this is one that will never get laid by a groupie. Also:

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/obligatory
 
Stuckinacubicle
2012-02-12 07:52:10 PM
Came here for the epitome of awesome. Leaving satisfied.
 
cuzsis
2012-02-12 09:57:51 PM
You got a lotta guts playing here...after what you pulled.
 
Bluto Blutarsky
2012-02-13 10:20:56 AM
Mark Ratner: Yeah, but can it play the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?

Maybe, if parsecs were are a measure of speed. But likely not since parsecs is a measure of distance.
 
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