Guerrero state civil protection officials say adults and children were fainting, throwing up and suffering from diarrhea.

I first read that as "farting, throwing up, and suffering from diarrhea", and I thought, "well, no doubt, but they don't usually report that".

Think I need new contacts.

You know what will make this thread fun? Opening up the whole "immune from/immune to" debate! Ooh, I can hardly wait.

*clears throat*

Subby! People are immune TO an illness! You moran! Hahaha FAIL!

/this is going to be so much fun!!!

people who became sick after eating rice tacos and eggs

Eggs. Goddamn, I'll bet those eggs sat out in the hot Mexican sun for about 90 hours while those politicians went on and on (and on) with their lame speeches, then everyone went and gobbled down yummy salmonella-laced hard-boiled eggs....they're lucky nobody died. Especially the kids, who were probably bored out of their little skulls after an afternoon watching fat old men talk all day "Mami, can we eat now?" No, mija, we have to wait till the nice man stops talking."

Now, if someone were to lay out a spread of deviled eggs at the next Republican debate, however...

That's kind of a sh*tty story there, subby.

Hop-Frog: Gyrfalcon: people who became sick after eating rice tacos and eggs

Eggs. Goddamn, I'll bet those eggs sat out in the hot Mexican sun for about 90 hours while those politicians went on and on (and on) with their lame speeches, then everyone went and gobbled down yummy salmonella-laced hard-boiled eggs....they're lucky nobody died. Especially the kids, who were probably bored out of their little skulls after an afternoon watching fat old men talk all day "Mami, can we eat now?" No, mija, we have to wait till the nice man stops talking."

Now, if someone were to lay out a spread of deviled eggs at the next Republican debate, however...

WTF is a rice taco? Is that a real thing, or just bad punctuation?

A taco with rice and beans in it? I'm assuming since they serve those all the time around here.

Iggie: When you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst..

When you're sliding into home and your pants start to foam...