Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you.

/Creepy

I create my own Valentine's Day cards using construction paper and newspaper clippings.

/stalker on-the-cheap

I wish I had a stalker. It'd be nice to have a little attention.

"It would be retarded of me not to send you this Valentine card."

I made her a card out of some extra skin I happened to have around.

The critics have no sense of humor and need a 40 pound box of rape

You gotta spend some time, love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you'll find, love
I will possess your heart.

I Chew, Chew, Choose You?

"Now that your restraining order has expired, would you be my Valentine?"

Psychohazard: Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you.

/Creepy

twilight?

More evidence that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Want to place wagers she's not good looking, based on how concerned she is with being raped?

/ She has old looking hands too

Be my valentine or else biatch

I'd rather have the 4 dollars mailed to me than a card. They can draw word bubbles on George.

So the lesson here is that there are an awful lot of people with zero sense of humor.

I prefer self-deprecation. It's a safer kind of humor.

LOL. I saw that card at Target. On one hand, I understand why some may be offended, but on the other, I laughed when I saw the card.

Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

Is that you, Margaret?

Espertron: So the lesson here is that there are an awful lot of people with zero sense of humor.

Heh, are you on Pinterest? I see (and repin) some really funny things like that one!

apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

I agree that if it comes from someone you know and it's signed then it's cute. I could not image how scary that would be if you've actually been stalked and you got this card unsigned.

hm26: I prefer self-deprecation. It's a safer kind of humor.

"I was going to give you something more, but I blew the wad on a hooker."

That is pretty funny. I LOL'd. I have an idea, wait about, oh I don't know, four days and I'm pretty sure it will be off of store shelves. Or, now that it has been brought to everyone's attention, they will probably just sell out.

If I could get a good price on a few dozen of these it would be fun to send them to random strangers

Rapmaster2000: I wish I had a stalker. It'd be nice to have a little attention.

You are just so uninteresting though; followed you for 2 months. All you ever did was go to work, the liquor store and post on fark. Your next door neighbor however; she showers with the blinds open.

/ I keed; I keed

Oh geezus all they're doing now is giving that card free advertising. It's probably going to sell out now. And what are they all up in arms about anyway? I've never heard of a card stalking people. Cards need love too y'know.

A real stalker would not send that card. Therefore it's safe to consider it funny.

apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

Do stalkers fight over girls? Like, Archie's Digest style?

Did somebody say vaguely hostile cards?

NicoFinn: apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

I agree that if it comes from someone you know and it's signed then it's cute. I could not image how scary that would be if you've actually been stalked and you got this card unsigned.

The thing about stalkers is they don't consider themselves to be stalkers, so they're probably the last people that would actually choose a card with the word stalker on it. They'd be much more inclined to go for either a super romantic/sappy "I just want to take care of you forever" type card (probably unsigned because they believe that since you have such a connection you'll know it was from them anyway) or an inappropriate gift with no card at all.

thelordofcheese: apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

Do stalkers fight over girls? Like, Archie's Digest style?

Heh, I don't really know. Mine never met each other, but they did both get into fights with friends of mine who tried to introduce them to reality.

apoptotic: thelordofcheese: apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

Do stalkers fight over girls? Like, Archie's Digest style?

Heh, I don't really know. Mine never met each other, but they did both get into fights with friends of mine who tried to introduce them to reality.

Whatever. I still want to read some Archie's Digest. Why don't you track them down and ask them? I'll check back here later after reading some Archie's Digest.

rustypouch: More evidence that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Nice try, but this time it's humorless dykes.

hm26: I prefer self-deprecation. It's a safer kind of humor.

I misread that to read self defecation. This amused me greatly.

Who'd stalk "man hands"? The first girl in the video had "man hands". Do some guys feel attracted to girls with "man hands"?

I received this card from a friend of mine! Loved it! Now that it's offensive, I love it even more!

NicoFinn: apoptotic: Chinchillazilla: I would lol if I got that card from someone I knew. The only way it would be creepy is if a distant acquaintance or a total stranger sent it.

I agree. I've had two stalkers (not at the same time) and I'd still laugh if I got that card from someone that actually knew me well and that I liked. I think it's funny because it points out that the entire concept of Valentines Day can be a little creepy.

I agree that if it comes from someone you know and it's signed then it's cute. I could not image how scary that would be if you've actually been stalked and you got this card unsigned.

Wake up, find it on the pillow next to you...

JesusJuice: rustypouch: More evidence that conservatives and humor don't mix.

Nice try, but this time it's humorless dykes.

Who said dykes can't be conservative? I assume anything on Fox is conservative.