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(Fox Sports) Cool US Women's Soccer star Alex Morgan will pose nude but in bodypaint for SI's swimsuit issue   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 53
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FishyFred [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 04:10:42 PM
There are not enough kittens in the world.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 04:32:51 PM
DIE KITTENS DIE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 04:34:06 PM
Sure, I guess if you're into that.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 04:40:58 PM
And if you're going to provide a link, it should at least be one with the pic: Link (borderline NSFW)
 
fatalvenom
2012-02-11 07:07:26 PM
I would blow my load in her so many times....
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 07:13:43 PM
I'm sure America's womens soccer fan can hardly wait
 
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-02-11 07:44:56 PM
I'd shoot my balls into her net, anytime
 
Yanks_RSJ
2012-02-11 07:46:40 PM
I would marry the shiat out of her.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
eddievercetti
2012-02-11 07:50:51 PM
Now add some Hope Solo and then I'll be happy
 
Scruffinator
2012-02-11 07:52:33 PM
eddievercetti: Now add some Hope Solo and then I'll be happy

NSFW Link (new window)

Like, October of last year...
 
sforce
2012-02-11 07:59:38 PM
Slackers!

i42.tinypic.com
 
colslax
2012-02-11 08:02:40 PM
High Five!
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:17:45 PM
sforce: Slackers!

[i42.tinypic.com image 400x600]

So, body paint is now clothes right, because, otherwise, that is really NSFW.

But, I am all for saying that we can just wear body paint to work.

/only the hotties tho
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:19:19 PM
I'd hit it so hard, Marta would trip and fall down involuntarily.
 
InfrasonicTom
2012-02-11 08:27:17 PM
still not enough to save the chick pro soccer league.
 
Zombie Hitler
2012-02-11 08:27:31 PM
Might as well be in a bikini, since they shop out the stuff that makes the paint alluring.
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:27:58 PM
I hate kittens, so this works out perfect for me.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
paswa17
2012-02-11 08:29:08 PM
i164.photobucket.com
 
fatalvenom
2012-02-11 08:31:58 PM
I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.
 
9beers
2012-02-11 08:34:52 PM
fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

I'm sitting here like a kid at Christmas waiting for it.
 
fatalvenom
2012-02-11 08:36:20 PM
9beers: fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

I'm sitting here like a kid at Christmas waiting for it.


That's so funny, because I quoted you in the HNIC thread about it.

/Hope to see ya there chap
 
eddievercetti
2012-02-11 08:36:24 PM
Oh boy, tonight is gonna be interesting.
 
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!
2012-02-11 08:39:26 PM
9beers: fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

I'm sitting here like a kid at Christmas waiting for it.

There have to be like a thousand in the que by now...what are the mods waiting for?
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:40:10 PM
Zombie Hitler: Might as well be in a bikini, since they shop out the stuff that makes the paint alluring.

If they did, they didn't do a very good job.
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:41:34 PM
fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

(nukes some popcorn)

Bring on the snark.
 
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!
2012-02-11 08:42:38 PM
hundreddollarman: fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

(nukes some popcorn)

Bring on the snark.

You nuke your popcorn? Heathen.
 
fatalvenom
2012-02-11 08:43:37 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: 9beers: fatalvenom: I will say, the Whitney Houston death thread should be awesome tonight.

I'm sitting here like a kid at Christmas waiting for it.

There have to be like a thousand in the que by now...what are the mods waiting for?


Cleaning their douche-tubes.
 
OtherBrotherDarryl [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 09:09:56 PM
I'd give her the nutmeg...
 
ZoSo_the_Crowe
2012-02-11 09:13:44 PM
How to ruin a golden opportunity with photoshop.
 
mjbok
2012-02-11 09:24:53 PM
She's definitely hot, but...

visio.microsoft.com
 
Yankees Team Gynecologist
2012-02-11 09:44:22 PM
i35.tinypic.com

Would still hit it hard
 
GoldSpider
2012-02-11 09:48:28 PM
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard|
 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-02-11 10:04:16 PM
sforce: Slackers!

[i42.tinypic.com image 400x600]

Airbrushed to hell....what's the point?
 
intelligent comment below
2012-02-11 10:43:41 PM
of course she has no rack, she burns off all the fat playing one of the toughest sports. Soccer players run on average a 5k marathon per game.
 
GoldSpider
2012-02-11 10:48:07 PM
intelligent comment below: Soccer players run on average a 5k marathon per game.

How long is that?
 
Handsome B. Wonderful
2012-02-11 10:50:09 PM
GoldSpider: intelligent comment below: Soccer players run on average a 5k marathon per game.

How long is that?

Not very.
 
IlGreven
2012-02-11 10:56:22 PM
Eh, I'm just waiting for the Farkers who call you pedo for even looking at anything that might be construed as under 18 to get over here from the Emma Watson thread.

/She's 22, you dolts.
 
GoldSpider
2012-02-11 10:59:42 PM
IlGreven: Eh, I'm just waiting for the Farkers who call you pedo for even looking at anything that might be construed as under 18 to get over here from the Emma Watson thread.

/She's 22, you dolts.

There's an Emma Watson thread??
 
kptchris
2012-02-11 11:13:54 PM
I'd run it straight up the middle and dribble it into the back of the net.
 
Billy Crystal Meth Lab
2012-02-12 12:12:33 AM
Handsome B. Wonderful: GoldSpider: intelligent comment below: Soccer players run on average a 5k marathon per game.

How long is that?

Not very.

It's actually in the neighborhood of 8-10ks, IIRC
 
uknowzit
2012-02-12 12:51:59 AM
would hit dat.

soccer legs for the win.
 
9beers
2012-02-12 01:02:19 AM
She scored 2 goals late in the game to lead the US to a win over New Zealand last night. First goal in the 88th minute and the other in stoppage time.
 
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-12 02:11:23 AM
intelligent comment below: of course she has no rack, she burns off all the fat playing one of the toughest sports. Soccer players run on average a 5k marathon per game.

And just about as exciting to watch.

/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
farbekrieg
2012-02-12 05:32:13 AM
hmm someone should be fired over that 'shopped' image, its less sexy than her in a regular kit.

/yes i would
//disappoint her so fast
 
Umfufu
2012-02-12 02:28:31 PM
The US has Women's soccer?

I don't even think the Europeans have that.
 
mc_madness
2012-02-12 05:46:10 PM
no crab shot... >:(
 
mc_madness
2012-02-12 05:47:54 PM
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 07:54:33 PM
Umfufu: The US has Women's soccer?

I don't even think the Europeans have that.

Um, who do you think the US plays in the Women's World Cup, Cubans?

Of course, considering the US Women's team can win the Women's World Cup of soccer... they must not push playing soccer to women in European countries. The other thing is that there isn't as many other top level sports pulling top US women athletes as there are for men (IE, if we didn't have basketball and football and baseball, you'd have all the top athletes from those sports more likely playing top level soccer).
 
legion_of_doo
2012-02-12 09:34:01 PM
dletter: Umfufu: The US has Women's soccer?

I don't even think the Europeans have that.

Um, who do you think the US plays in the Women's World Cup, Cubans?

Of course, considering the US Women's team can win the Women's World Cup of soccer... they must not push playing soccer to women in European countries. The other thing is that there isn't as many other top level sports pulling top US women athletes as there are for men (IE, if we didn't have basketball and football and baseball, you'd have all the top athletes from those sports more likely playing top level soccer).

It's because of our rampant sexism here in the US (excluding the 51st state/"America's Hat"), where we are totally inferior to other parts of the world (i.e. Europe) in all facets of life.

We're so mean to women, we make them play soccer!

/Alex Morgan?! whar nekkid picturs whar?!
 
nopokerface
2012-02-13 07:10:07 AM
Never meet your heroes.....
 
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