Mardi Gras is one of the saddest "celebrations" I have ever seen. It's like once a year, someone opens the doors of America's gated communities and a wave of pink flab descends on that poor city from all four directions.
With rare exception, the only women showing their tits are those whom leave you fervently wishing they hadn't.
Give me Jazz Fest any day.

Have them put up signs saying BIE. It sometimes works on Fark. Or EIP.

Knucklepopper: Mardi Gras is one of the saddest "celebrations" I have ever seen. It's like once a year, someone opens the doors of America's gated communities and a wave of pink flab descends on that poor city from all four directions.
With rare exception, the only women showing their tits are those whom leave you fervently wishing they hadn't.
Give me Jazz Fest any day.

I bet that knucklepopper has tattoos and ironic t-shirts.

Jazz fest is for old people and little girls. The gathering of the Krewes is... oh wait, you'll never go there, so have fun at Jazz fest!

Except for a couple of decent restaurants and some historical places, New Orleans is the farking arm pit of La.

Still no cure for violent crime.

bim1154: Except for a couple of decent restaurants and some historical places, New Orleans is the farking arm pit of La.

And just what parts of Louisiana are anything close to nice? My experience is that the Garden District is the jewel of the state.

/yes, I know the French Quarter is the cloaca

halfof33: Knucklepopper: Mardi Gras is one of the saddest "celebrations" I have ever seen. It's like once a year, someone opens the doors of America's gated communities and a wave of pink flab descends on that poor city from all four directions.
With rare exception, the only women showing their tits are those whom leave you fervently wishing they hadn't.
Give me Jazz Fest any day.

I bet that knucklepopper has tattoos and ironic t-shirts.

Do my Heckle and Jeckle pjs count?

CygnusDarius: Knucklepopper: Mardi Gras is one of the saddest "celebrations" I have ever seen. It's like once a year, someone opens the doors of America's gated communities and a wave of pink flab descends on that poor city from all four directions.

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I feel like I should know what that is....like I remember seeing something on a meat packing industry documentary....????

The more pure parts of my mind are hoping its a dense cotton candy...but since its being put into cardboard boxes Im thinking no.

New Orleans? There's still people living there?

Report from the scene: temperatures in the mid-40's F. today. Much like when I rode in Bacchus about nine or ten years ago.

/things really...stand out

simplicimus: I only go to the Metairie parades. Nice crowd, recycled floats, family friendly.

Metairie is a cool town. Used to work there and Slidell, landscape designs.

Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

I rest my case.

Mardi Gras makes the best episodes of Cops.

Knucklepopper: mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

I rest my case.

What? Is it not okay with you if my family and I have fun today? Or should we sit inside with the lights out and our arms crossed, wishing we were someplace less interesting?

bim1154: Except for a couple of decent restaurants and some historical places, New Orleans is the farking arm pit of La.

Meh, enjoy life in whatever cookie cutter city you call home, then.

NOLA has serious problems, but not being unique, inspiring,and fun as all hell aren't among them. Stay out of the French Quarter for MG, tho. Christ what a nightmare. That's not our Mardis Gras; it's America traveling from all corners just to piss on our streets and have the gall to whine about how nasty Bourbon St. is.

/lived in quarter for years, burned out
//Endymion ftw

mooseyfate: Knucklepopper: mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

I rest my case.

What? Is it not okay with you if my family and I have fun today? Or should we sit inside with the lights out and our arms crossed, wishing we were someplace less interesting?

No, by all means, please, enjoy the gluttony of tourists vomiting in the streets. Have fun with the random strangers you just invited to use your toilet, though.

Knucklepopper: mooseyfate: Knucklepopper: mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

I rest my case.

What? Is it not okay with you if my family and I have fun today? Or should we sit inside with the lights out and our arms crossed, wishing we were someplace less interesting?

No, by all means, please, enjoy the gluttony of tourists vomiting in the streets. Have fun with the random strangers you just invited to use your toilet, though.

I don't think you could be anymore bitterly butthurt over absolutely nothing if you tried. Keep gnashing your teeth over there, Knucklepopper, because no one over here gives a shiat. However, if your bottom lip stops quivering long enough to support beer, feel free to come on out and have a good time.

mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

Superior Grill! Years ago I was a bartender at the Columns and ate there like, well, every day. I'll be setting up in that general neighborhood this year and might take you up on the offer to piss, lol.

For those of you watching at home, the only thing more valuable than throws is finding a legal place to piss.

Knucklepopper: simplicimus: I only go to the Metairie parades. Nice crowd, recycled floats, family friendly.

Metairie is a cool town. Used to work there and Slidell, landscape designs.

I call BS, there's no landscape in Metairie or Slidell.

/New Orleans, proud to swim home

simplicimus: dickfreckle: bim1154: Except for a couple of decent restaurants and some historical places, New Orleans is the farking arm pit of La.

Meh, enjoy life in whatever cookie cutter city you call home, then.

NOLA has serious problems, but not being unique, inspiring,and fun as all hell aren't among them. Stay out of the French Quarter for MG, tho. Christ what a nightmare. That's not our Mardis Gras; it's America traveling from all corners just to piss on our streets and have the gall to whine about how nasty Bourbon St. is.

/lived in quarter for years, burned out
//Endymion ftw

Well, Bourbon St. is, at best, tacky. But there are other, more interesting streets in the Quarter.And my favorite restaurant in NO is Commander's Palace.

Pirate's Alley is my favorite spot in the Quarter. All the other fun places down there are on/just off Frenchman. Bourbon has nothing to offer to anyone that's seen it atleast once.

dickfreckle: mooseyfate: Happy Mardi Gras to all my fellow NOLA Farkers! Being right on the parade route, Mardi Gras season is something I both look foward to and dread, but it's always more fun than it should be. This year will be no different. If any Farkers are setting up down near Superior Grill and need a place to piss, let me know and we'll figure out a way to coordinate it.

/also, to all the NOLA Threadshiatters: No time for love, Dr. Jones! We're busy trying to have a city-wide party down here!
//I guess some people just aren't happy unless everyone in the world is having as little fun as they are

Superior Grill! Years ago I was a bartender at the Columns and ate there like, well, every day. I'll be setting up in that general neighborhood this year and might take you up on the offer to piss, lol.

For those of you watching at home, the only thing more valuable than throws is finding a legal place to piss.

Hold on, let me ask Knucklepopper if that's okay. Wouldn't want to upset him anymore than he clearly is.

Moychendising

mooseyfate: I don't think you could be anymore bitterly butthurt over absolutely nothing if you tried. Keep gnashing your teeth over there, Knucklepopper, because no one over here gives a shiat. However, if your bottom lip stops quivering long enough to support beer, feel free to come on out and have a good time.

Not bitter at all; just pointing out that the type of people who celebrate what Mardi Gras does to that poor, wonderful city, disgust me. Which, I believe, I rested my case with a few posts ago?

lots of butthurt on both sides. shut your asses and post tits.

Krewe of Tucks > Fire



/why am I first of this

simplicimus: dickfreckle: bim1154: Except for a couple of decent restaurants and some historical places, New Orleans is the farking arm pit of La.

Meh, enjoy life in whatever cookie cutter city you call home, then.

NOLA has serious problems, but not being unique, inspiring,and fun as all hell aren't among them. Stay out of the French Quarter for MG, tho. Christ what a nightmare. That's not our Mardis Gras; it's America traveling from all corners just to piss on our streets and have the gall to whine about how nasty Bourbon St. is.

/lived in quarter for years, burned out
//Endymion ftw

Well, Bourbon St. is, at best, tacky. But there are other, more interesting streets in the Quarter.And my favorite restaurant in NO is Commander's Palace.

The more residential parts of the Quarter are great, but all locals agree on one thing...Bourbon is a joke.

As for Commanders Palace, did you check out the Lafayette cemetery across the street? Only in New Orleans is being dead so farking cool.

vicejay: Knucklepopper: simplicimus: I only go to the Metairie parades. Nice crowd, recycled floats, family friendly.

Metairie is a cool town. Used to work there and Slidell, landscape designs.

OK, now I know you're trolling. You're bragging about the landscape of Metairie?

No, just some of the homes I worked on.

CygnusDarius: Knucklepopper: Mardi Gras is one of the saddest "celebrations" I have ever seen. It's like once a year, someone opens the doors of America's gated communities and a wave of pink flab descends on that poor city from all four directions.

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Dude, that pink slime is all meat and in most of the hamburger you eat.


Now accepting beads.

MBooda: Report from the scene: temperatures in the mid-40's F. today. Much like when I rode in Bacchus about nine or ten years ago.

/things really...stand out

I've never understood the fascination (from guys) with getting females to show their breasts. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate them as much as any other guy in some ways, but really, don't act like you're 10 anymore guys.

Great example, I gave a female friend (and I'm married, she's not) a massage with her nude. She's got breasts most women would kill for, and a nice a$$ too, but was it erotic? No. Would my wife b*tch about her being nude when I gave her the massage? No.

I guess that's why I married a Finnish gal. Europeans don't have that stupid mentality regarding nudity.

ronaprhys: lots of butthurt on both sides. shut your asses and post tits.

All right, whatever you say.