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(Washington Times)   What's next up for Obama? Get rid of that pesky little second amendment thingie. Of course, did you think otherwise?   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 550
    More: Obvious, President Obama, NRA, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, second amendment, V for Vendetta, Sonia Sotomayor, gun owners, bill of rights  
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2012-02-11 07:27:44 AM  
i18.photobucket.com

/Only when you pry the gun from her cold, dead paws.
 
2012-02-11 07:58:42 AM  
They said the same shiat 4 years ago. And 3...and 2...last year...last month.
 
2012-02-11 08:21:23 AM  
So the NRA is starting the long downhill slide into MADD-style lack-of-purpose crazy? How...unexpected?
 
2012-02-11 08:32:41 AM  
...said the nation's head gun nut.

And there will be a ton of rednecks who will vote against their own best interests because they believe it.
 
2012-02-11 08:35:05 AM  
Must be membership drive time at the NRA. Those guys are worse than public TV.
 
2012-02-11 08:37:23 AM  
Of all the pant-shiatting, bed wetting, insane conspiracies that conservatives dream up I think this 'Bammy's comin' fer mah guns' fantasy pisses me off the most. Has Fartbongo even uttered the word 'gun' outside of telling the Navy SEALS to go get theirs and blow some terrorists face off?
 
2012-02-11 08:39:09 AM  
Hey look, Republicans are saying for the 700th time that he's going to take your guns, never mind that there has never been a hint of movement towards it, he didn't campaign on it, and gun rights have INCREASED under this President.

I guess they figure if Walker decided to fark his own state in the ass for something he didn't campaign on, everyone is as dishonest as he is and so he must be going to take the guns.
 
2012-02-11 08:41:37 AM  
Oh joy, they greenlit this shiat.
 
2012-02-11 08:42:36 AM  
Rednecks probably masturbate to fantasies of the government trying to take their guns. They make their wives put on ATF uniforms before they beat them.
 
2012-02-11 08:45:10 AM  
i heard Obama's going to send the black panthers to the home of every gun owner. They're going to take away the guns first. Then they'll take everything of value to give to black people and other minorities. Then they'll steal away the women, for use in whatever they want. And I do mean whatever.

that includes housework.

That's what Obama's been waiting to do ever since he got elected.
 
2012-02-11 08:46:55 AM  
Stupid Moonies. Obama's done more for gun owners' rights than any president in the last... jeeze... how many years? 30? 50? 70?
 
2012-02-11 08:47:17 AM  
Do not stress, Gun Nut Republicans. Even if Obama were to try this, he would cave and rescind in a matter of days anyhow.
 
2012-02-11 08:49:47 AM  
Yes, I'm sure he has lots of evidence to back this assertion up, too.

Or maybe he's just crazily talking out of his ass in order to spark up fear among his organization.
 
2012-02-11 09:03:42 AM  
Is it time to increase the price of ammo because the sheep will be led to hoarding again? Oh, great.
 
2012-02-11 09:08:30 AM  

CapnBlues: i heard Obama's going to send the black panthers to the home of every gun owner. They're going to take away the guns first. Then they'll take everything of value to give to black people and other minorities. Then they'll steal away the women, for use in whatever they want. And I do mean whatever.


Is there a number 6 dance afterwards?
 
2012-02-11 09:08:51 AM  
ammo sales down again?
 
2012-02-11 09:10:16 AM  
Wayne LaPierre is fkng insane.

That is all.
 
2012-02-11 09:10:37 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Is it time to increase the price of ammo because the sheep will be led to hoarding again? Oh, great.


well.. there was this, too.

A government report says that US forces are now using 1.8 billion rounds of small-arms ammunition a year

Thats so much, that the US has to import small arms.
 
2012-02-11 09:11:19 AM  

shivashakti: Yes, I'm sure he has lots of evidence to back this assertion up, too.

Or maybe he's just crazily talking out of his ass in order to spark up fear among his organization.


I'm willing to believe he's simply delusional.
 
2012-02-11 09:12:06 AM  

Party Boy: to import small arms

+ ammunition.
/the good 'ol American unload.
 
2012-02-11 09:12:20 AM  

oldernell: CapnBlues: i heard Obama's going to send the black panthers to the home of every gun owner. They're going to take away the guns first. Then they'll take everything of value to give to black people and other minorities. Then they'll steal away the women, for use in whatever they want. And I do mean whatever.

Is there a number 6 dance afterwards?


i don't know what that means. but if it's something bigoted and paranoid, you can be pretty sure the NRA thinks it's going to happen.
 
2012-02-11 09:16:22 AM  

oldernell: Is there a number 6 dance afterwards?


win!
 
2012-02-11 09:18:39 AM  
So is this after he destroyed religious freedom by telling churches they can't force their religious beliefs on women by denying them birth control?
 
2012-02-11 09:19:57 AM  

CapnBlues: i don't know what that means


Blazing Saddles reference. Humorous.
 
2012-02-11 09:25:20 AM  

oldernell: CapnBlues: i don't know what that means

Blazing Saddles reference. Humorous.


i'm ashamed of myself. i should know better. :)
 
2012-02-11 09:40:40 AM  
He's not going to take your guns, he's just going to socialize gun ownership. From January 21, 2013 on, all guns will be owned by the government but to be able to hold on to them, you'll have to spend 4 hours a week guarding the re-education camps.
 
2012-02-11 09:43:01 AM  
Holy hopping hell! I read the First sentence of TFA :
A top official with the National Rifle Association said Friday that President Obama will move to "destroy" gun rights and "erase" the Second Amendment if he is re-elected in November.


and I came to post a snarky comment along the lines of "Yes Wayne, the fact that Obama has done absolutely nothing to restrict gun rights in his first term is all part of his master plan to lull you into a false sense of security"

Then I read the next sentence and realized that was his ACTUAL ARGUMENT:

While delivering one of the liveliest and best-received speeches at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre said the president's low-key approach to gun rights during his first term was "a "conspiracy to ensure re-election by lulling gun owners to sleep."

"All that first term, lip service to gun owners is just part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and hide his true intentions to destroy the Second Amendment during his second term," he said



Mother of god, We've just passed the Derp Event Horizon. Now they are not only criticizing everything Obama does, but they are attacking him for what he DOESN'T DO, but in their minds secretly WANTS to do


It's politics by paranoid delusion
 
2012-02-11 09:43:29 AM  
I made a post on their site. A simple statement, politely disagreeing with the claim that Obama wants to take our guns. Not inflammatory, no profanity. Apparently it wasn't approved by the moderator. While not technically ironic because the 1st Amendment doesn't include private message boards, it's a little ironic.
 
2012-02-11 09:46:09 AM  
Booga booga scary black man.
 
2012-02-11 09:47:58 AM  

Party Boy: NewportBarGuy: Is it time to increase the price of ammo because the sheep will be led to hoarding again? Oh, great.

well.. there was this, too.

A government report says that US forces are now using 1.8 billion rounds of small-arms ammunition a year

Thats so much, that the US has to import small arms.


I read last year that US troops were firing a quarter-million bullets for every insurgent killed in Iraq and Afghanistan (new window)

Could some military vet farker explain to me how that number is even remotely possible? I mean there is being a bad shot, and then there's this
 
2012-02-11 09:50:32 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Wayne LaPierre is fkng insane.


Maybe if his name wasn't so fruity he wouldn't be such a nutcase.
 
2012-02-11 09:55:06 AM  
Duh. Obama is gonna take your guns and give them to Mexican gangsters.

After everyone's guns are taken away? Sharia Law. You Dhimmis will get over it.
 
2012-02-11 10:01:20 AM  

Mentat: So is this after he destroyed religious freedom by telling churches they can't force their religious beliefs on women by denying them birth control?


There was that totally socialist bail out too. He hates business, after all. I am still waiting for my FEMA trailer though. I told you Democrats that I wanted one alone though. You can't put a Buddhist in with Real Americans, after all...
 
2012-02-11 10:09:36 AM  
So, what's the cash value of the prize they give away to biggest DERP at CPAC?
 
2012-02-11 10:16:52 AM  
I think the NRA is training for the Olympic Pants Shiatting Team

/anyone who believes this crap is too stupid to own a gun
 
2012-02-11 10:18:44 AM  
They've been saying that for four years now and it still hasn't happened.

What's tragic in America is people will vote for this BS but not on reality. People claim the economy is worse off than four years ago even though it is doing much better. Talking heads cry appeasement when we withdraw from a country whose ass we thoroughly kicked nearly a decade ago.

Let's face it, the GOP has squandered another election by pushing the fruitcakes to the front.

/In other news, the guns and ammo marketing association has helped gun sellers set yet another yearly sales record.
 
2012-02-11 10:28:37 AM  

SilentStrider: Booga booga scary black man.


What's dumb about that is everyone knows black men love guns ...

/runs
 
2012-02-11 10:41:27 AM  
hiiii. my name is waaaayne lapierre. i'm a gun guy.

bangbang!
 
2012-02-11 10:43:44 AM  

Magorn: Could some military vet farker explain to me how that number is even remotely possible? I mean there is being a bad shot, and then there's this


Ask the Vietcong. Ever hear of "spray and pray"? Go to liveleak and watch what happens when an element is under fire, or think they are under fire. You can pretty much pick any video. Not to mention how much ordinance we drop on mountains, valleys, etc...

You're under fire, your whole unit opens up. It's not an impossible number. We're fighting shadows in the most difficult terrain in the world. It's a stupid place to fight.

---------------------------EOM----------------------------------
FTFA:

"We see the president's strategy crystal clear: Get re-elected and, with no more elections to worry about, get busy dismantling and destroying our firearms' freedom

My gun has freedom? You people need to stop sleeping with your guns.
 
2012-02-11 10:47:53 AM  

Magorn: Party Boy: NewportBarGuy: Is it time to increase the price of ammo because the sheep will be led to hoarding again? Oh, great.

well.. there was this, too.

A government report says that US forces are now using 1.8 billion rounds of small-arms ammunition a year

Thats so much, that the US has to import small arms.

I read last year that US troops were firing a quarter-million bullets for every insurgent killed in Iraq and Afghanistan (new window)

Could some military vet farker explain to me how that number is even remotely possible? I mean there is being a bad shot, and then there's this


In battle most gunfire isn't to hit your enemy, it's just to make him keep his head down so your people don't get shot. Snipers shoot to kill, and may use a couple of rounds a week. The vast numbers of ground troops spray thousands of rounds in the vague direction of where an enemy might be just to be on the safe side. If you actually hit one of the enemy, bonus!
 
2012-02-11 10:53:43 AM  
If you can't trust a paper run by an old Korean man who claims to be the Messiah, what, I ask you, can you trust?
 
2012-02-11 10:54:06 AM  
Herpity derpity doo.
 
2012-02-11 10:54:40 AM  

Magorn: While delivering one of the liveliest and best-received speeches at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre said the president's low-key approach to gun rights during his first term was "a "conspiracy to ensure re-election by lulling gun owners to sleep."


Well, obviously. Everybody buy lots of guns and ammo quick before it's outlawed!
 
2012-02-11 10:55:01 AM  
They've been saying this since 2008, and it never happened. If Obama is anti-gun, he's keeping it to himself.
 
2012-02-11 10:55:02 AM  
If Obama takes away their guns, they'll only have their religion to cling to!
 
2012-02-11 10:55:10 AM  
Well, at least that guy wasn't being hyperbolic.
 
2012-02-11 10:55:51 AM  
I heard that Obama is working with the UN to build concentration camps for white men.

/True story
 
2012-02-11 10:56:32 AM  
So by this line of reasoning, is it correct to assume that since I am not a gun owner and never have been, Obama took my guns?

Whar @nd?!?!!!!!

Best part?????!!1!!?!?!?!
 
2012-02-11 10:56:45 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Wayne LaPierre is fkng insane.

That is all.


I think he's an attention whore. The NRA is growing irrelevant, it's getting harder and harder to tag Democrats as "anti-gun" which means other bat shiat crazy Republican causes (he wishes he could have a SGK level scandal about now) are getting more attention these days. This is just a desperate plea for somebody to pay attention to them, and shovel a boat load of cash into their bank account.
 
2012-02-11 10:57:00 AM  
If it isn't Obama grabbing guns...someone else will. Actually, people like DNC Head/Pube Head Debbie WantsToBeAMan Schultz are bigger threats to the 2d Amendment than Obama

Even GOP is not far removed in the issue....NJ Governor Chris Christie is a gun-grabber....which is why he will never be elected President.
 
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