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(NYPost)   Accused child rapist Sandusky: "Everyone's turned on me." Hmm, maybe that's because you're an ACCUSED CHILD RAPIST   (nypost.com) divider line 81
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2012-02-11 03:41:36 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: I didn't feel the need to get into her ever-changing story full of utter bullshiat or a detailed analysis of a situation everybody has already grasped years ago.

I felt comfortable referring to her as a drunken stripper because everybody already knew the rest of the story. Sorry that you're a pedantic ass.


Well-defended. In my opinion, too, "drunken stripper" is perfectly acceptable.
 
2012-02-11 03:42:07 PM  

Pontious Pilates: Penn State Alumni: "But JoePa win football games! Y U NO love JoePa??!!"

The rest of us: "Because we're able to put our jock-sniffing hero worship aside for a moment and realize many people at or near the top of the Penn State org chart were very likely complicit in sweeping some pretty horrific crimes under the carpet. And it's not that JoePa is the central figure. It's that he's the only one involved in this that you botards insist on white-knighting."let our visceral need for a witch, any witch, take over. In essence, we're just as bad as you, only from the other direction."


FTFY.
 
2012-02-11 03:54:37 PM  
and not a single mention of lubricant anywhere!
 
2012-02-11 04:09:54 PM  
I found an interesting article that quotes a child abuse expert:

Nation's 10-Year-Old Boys: 'If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police' (new window)

""We understand the delicacy of the situation when the person committing the rape is a coworker or otherwise someone you know quite well, but as 10-year-old boys with very few ways of protecting ourselves, we still have to insist that you go to the police," Pearson said. "While we appreciate your reporting such acts to a supervisor at work or a trusted clergy member, unfortunately that may not be enough, and it is not the most responsible course of action. As the sad events at Penn State have taught us, there is no way to guarantee the highly important boy-raping information will reach the proper authorities unless you deliver it yourself."

Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.
 
2012-02-11 04:10:28 PM  
EVERYONE HAS TURNED ON YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO TAKE ONE UP THE BUTT!

JC
 
2012-02-11 04:21:45 PM  

Theaetetus: Yanks_RSJ: The Duke rape case was based on the accusations of a drunken stripper
forever_blowing_bubbles: Yeah, a prostitute crying rape is the same thing as 10 victims who have come forth to testify as well as a coach who witnessed Sandusky RAPING A CHILD ... Same thing indeed!

Yeah! Don't you know that the victim's job is highly relevant to a rape accusation? I mean, a stripper or a prostitute?! You can't rape them because they're legally exempt! It's like, theft of services or something!


Farking idiots.
This is the right answer:
UNC_Samurai: In the Duke Lacrosse Case, an individual scumbag in a position of power committed heinous crimes to make someone look guilty in order to stay in power. In this case, an individual scumbag in a position of influence has been trying everything in his power to look innocent.


I'm Theaetetus and I like buttsecks with dwarves!!!

See I can put words into your mouth as well you farking moron! My POINT - which went well over your mental midget little head - was that in one case you had ONE alleged victim who's own accounts had several contradictions. In this case, you have 10 victims and more than one eye witness. They don't come close by my estimation.

Thank you though for your complete and total projection and absolutely negligible contribution to the discussion!
 
2012-02-11 04:22:53 PM  

gimmegimme: I found an interesting article that quotes a child abuse expert:

Nation's 10-Year-Old Boys: 'If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police' (new window)

""We understand the delicacy of the situation when the person committing the rape is a coworker or otherwise someone you know quite well, but as 10-year-old boys with very few ways of protecting ourselves, we still have to insist that you go to the police," Pearson said. "While we appreciate your reporting such acts to a supervisor at work or a trusted clergy member, unfortunately that may not be enough, and it is not the most responsible course of action. As the sad events at Penn State have taught us, there is no way to guarantee the highly important boy-raping information will reach the proper authorities unless you deliver it yourself."

Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.


B-b-b-b-but Joe Pa contacted the police in 24-hours-ish or so later or something ... JOE PA!!!
 
2012-02-11 04:25:40 PM  

forever_blowing_bubbles: gimmegimme: I found an interesting article that quotes a child abuse expert:

Nation's 10-Year-Old Boys: 'If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police' (new window)

""We understand the delicacy of the situation when the person committing the rape is a coworker or otherwise someone you know quite well, but as 10-year-old boys with very few ways of protecting ourselves, we still have to insist that you go to the police," Pearson said. "While we appreciate your reporting such acts to a supervisor at work or a trusted clergy member, unfortunately that may not be enough, and it is not the most responsible course of action. As the sad events at Penn State have taught us, there is no way to guarantee the highly important boy-raping information will reach the proper authorities unless you deliver it yourself."

Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.

B-b-b-b-but Joe Pa contacted the police in 24-hours-ish or so later or something ... JOE PA!!!


I-I-I-I know that he called the guy who ordered Post-its for the cops instead of the cops, but it's basically the same thing. If I want a Big Mac, I can call the CEO of McDonald's and order one or I can just tell the person at the drive-through window...it's the same thing!
 
2012-02-11 04:26:33 PM  
There's a slang phrase out that goes "[X] got Sanduskied."

Nice job, I hope he turns into a vast sludgy pool of shame and santorum.
 
2012-02-11 04:45:10 PM  
www.rutterorganization.com

"You know, he didn't want to get specific," Unfrozen Caveman Paterno said. "And to be frank with you I don't know that it would have done any good, because I never heard of, of, rape and a man."
 
2012-02-11 04:55:26 PM  

gimmegimme: Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.


People who link to the Onion and cite it as a news source are not helping their case.
 
2012-02-11 04:56:17 PM  

IAmRight: gimmegimme: Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.

People who link to the Onion and cite it as a news source are not helping their case.


... and satire is lost on the stupid.
 
2012-02-11 05:05:49 PM  

IAmRight: gimmegimme: Apparently, they don't even want you to wait until the weekend is over, so as not to ruin your boss's picnic. Huh.

People who link to the Onion and cite it as a news source are not helping their case.


Huh? The Onion pointed out that Sandusky expressed his gratefulness to Joe Paterno at the man's funeral: Link (new window)

"Make no mistake-Joe would give you free rein, but he always knew exactly what was going on in State College," said Sandusky, grinning slightly at the memory of his friend and colleague. "He had ways of letting us know that as long as we weren't interfering with Nittany Lion football, we could do our own thing and let him worry about the big picture."

"I could not have asked for a more perfect boss," Sandusky added tearfully.


Maybe The Onion isn't real, but what they wrote makes sense. After all, without Joe Paterno facilitating child rape, Sandusky would have been in prison a decade ago and several child rapes wouldn't have occurred.
 
2012-02-11 07:56:53 PM  

cman: One of our basic principles of Liberty is the assumption of innocence until guilt is proven


yeah, that means that he doesn't go to prison until he's been convicted. it doesn't mean we all have to like him, or are under some obligation to not point out what a disgusting animal not deserving of life that he is.
 
2012-02-11 09:40:24 PM  

proteus_b: cman: One of our basic principles of Liberty is the assumption of innocence until guilt is proven

yeah, that means that he doesn't go to prison until he's been convicted. it doesn't mean we all have to like him, or are under some obligation to not point out what a disgusting animal not deserving of life that he is.


Well, specifically, it is to protect the falsely accused, and to prevent foot-in-mouth disease. In this case, there appears to be enough evidence to convict, and we just have to go through the formality of an actual trial.
 
2012-02-11 10:31:53 PM  
HOMOSEXUAL Child rapist......

ftfa press and pundits
 
2012-02-11 10:35:00 PM  
FTFA: "I've associated with thousands of young people over the years," said Sandusky, 68, the former Penn State defensive coordinator charged with 52 criminal counts involving 10 victims over 15 years. "And now, all of a sudden, because of allegations and perceptions that have been tried to be created of me, now I can't take our dog on my deck and throw out biscuits to him."


Yeah, that whole butt-f*cking-the-10-year-old-boy-in-the-shower thing is being blown WAY out of proportion...

So, is "associated with" the new code phrase for "molested"?
 
2012-02-11 10:58:05 PM  
I'm sick of this story. Like I said, Jerry Sandusky needs to just come clean.
 
2012-02-11 11:04:25 PM  

gimmegimme: Maybe The Onion isn't real...


It's real to me, dammit!!!
 
2012-02-11 11:05:20 PM  

mc_madness: I'm sick of this story. Like I said, Jerry Sandusky needs to just come clean.


Well, he was in a shower.
 
2012-02-11 11:47:22 PM  
I bet if he came out with a song as good as Thriller...
 
2012-02-12 12:48:34 AM  

dholway: mc_madness: I'm sick of this story. Like I said, Jerry Sandusky needs to just come clean.

Well, he was in a shower.


You almost, sorta saw what he did there, but not quite.
 
2012-02-12 01:03:28 AM  

BSABSVR: dholway: mc_madness: I'm sick of this story. Like I said, Jerry Sandusky needs to just come clean.

Well, he was in a shower.

You almost, sorta saw what he did there, but not quite.


Yeah...I know.
As soon as I hit 'Add Comment' I was picturing the ThatsTheJoke.jpg.
 
2012-02-12 03:39:42 AM  
Nothing good comes out of Pennsylvania. Santorum, both the frothy mix and the guy it's named after, Bob Casey, the Philadelphia Flyers, the Phillies, Turkey Hill Ice Cream (really, it tastes like sandpaper), oil, and a whole host of other politicians and leaders who prove my claim.
 
2012-02-12 03:58:54 AM  

saintstryfe: Nothing good comes out of Pennsylvania. Santorum, both the frothy mix and the guy it's named after, Bob Casey, the Philadelphia Flyers, the Phillies, Turkey Hill Ice Cream (really, it tastes like sandpaper), oil, and a whole host of other politicians and leaders who prove my claim.


What about our first gay president?
 
2012-02-12 09:11:20 AM  
Remind me, isn't Sandusky the one who admitted on national television to showering naked with young boys and stated that he "touched their legs without intent of sexual contact", and in retrospect thinks that maybe that might look bad?

Is that the person that some people are saying we should withhold judgment on until he's convicted in a court of law?
 
2012-02-12 09:19:14 AM  

LoneWolf343: Well, specifically, it is to protect the falsely accused, and to prevent foot-in-mouth disease. In this case, there appears to be enough evidence to convict, and we just have to go through the formality of an actual trial.


pretty sure the only thing in the mouth is sandusky's cock. the guy is a r a p i s t. c h i l d r a p i s t. he farks little children.

i guess you must be part of the movement to rehabilitate hitler as well; all that nasty stuff was said about the poor guy when he was never convicted of anything in court, except for that one little thing in 1920.
 
2012-02-12 11:13:35 AM  

proteus_b: LoneWolf343: Well, specifically, it is to protect the falsely accused, and to prevent foot-in-mouth disease. In this case, there appears to be enough evidence to convict, and we just have to go through the formality of an actual trial.

pretty sure the only thing in the mouth is sandusky's cock. the guy is a r a p i s t. c h i l d r a p i s t. he farks little children.

i guess you must be part of the movement to rehabilitate hitler as well; all that nasty stuff was said about the poor guy when he was never convicted of anything in court, except for that one little thing in 1920.


C'mon. Think of all the positive things Hitler did for Germany. Took them out of the Depression. Brought back national pride. Helped start up Volkswagen with Ferdinand Porsche. What a legacy!

And you want to crucify him for a couple mistakes? Napoleon also invaded Russia in the Winter. And who hasn't had a bad thought about Jews? It's not like Poland is missing the Jews now anyway.

/Think of all the great things Sandusky & JoePa did for Penn State!
/I give myself a 1/10.
/If anybody missed it, I was not actually trying to defend Hitler.
 
2012-02-12 04:07:31 PM  
Accused child rapist Sandusky: "Everyone's turned on me." Hmm, maybe that's because you're an ACCUSED CHILD RAPIST

Does this mean Penn State will have to retire his number?
 
2012-02-12 04:41:27 PM  

proteus_b: LoneWolf343: Well, specifically, it is to protect the falsely accused, and to prevent foot-in-mouth disease. In this case, there appears to be enough evidence to convict, and we just have to go through the formality of an actual trial.

pretty sure the only thing in the mouth is sandusky's cock. the guy is a r a p i s t. c h i l d r a p i s t. he farks little children.

i guess you must be part of the movement to rehabilitate hitler as well; all that nasty stuff was said about the poor guy when he was never convicted of anything in court, except for that one little thing in 1920.


Wow. Were you always this stupid, or did you fall on your head one day?
 
2012-02-13 08:37:05 AM  

cman: One of our basic principles of Liberty is the assumption of innocence until guilt is proven.

Yeah, I know that only applies to the Government, but in the court of public opinion he has already been judged guilty and his life has been ruined by word of mouth only.

Remember how the Duke rape case blew up right infront of them?


I mean really? REALLY?

More than ONE PERSON saw this dude plugging little boys in the ass while taking a shower. I don't think that's some shiat anybody would just make up for shiats and giggles.

I mean REALLY? Sometimes the evidence more than proves the case. Sometimes it's just outright damning.
 
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