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(bad jocks) Dumbass High school coaching 101: Pulling down the warm up pants of your basketball players is not a good practical joke. Especially if they're female. Especially if they're not wearing their shorts   (badjocks.com) divider line 33
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Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 06:47:13 AM
Everyone knows you don't pull down warm-up pants. You rip them off from the side so all the snaps come undone. Makes for more chaos.
 
Ow My Balls
2012-02-11 08:53:18 AM
At what point did that seem like a good idea, especially in this day and age?
 
AKTurkey [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 09:09:26 AM
In my state we call that criminal sexual contact 4th degree.
 
skinink
2012-02-11 09:13:56 AM
Pants on the ground,
Pants on the ground,
Looking like a perv with her pants on the ground!
 
bulldg4life
2012-02-11 09:16:13 AM
So, did he know that she had left her shorts at home and was going for an embarrassing punishment/free peek?
 
inclemency
2012-02-11 09:19:06 AM
Ow My Balls: At what point did that seem like a good idea, especially in this day and age?

I also am curious as to what made this seem like a good idea to anyone at any time.

Wonder if the coach has a handle here.

/feel free to enlighten us perv if you do.
 
182 [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 09:20:32 AM
lol...we used to do that in high school and jr high....but a teacher? DAMN!

AKTurkey: In my state we call that criminal sexual contact 4th degree.

this.
 
Toasterdamus
2012-02-11 09:31:14 AM
I had a classmate get suspended for "sexual harassment" for pantsing a friend in gym in HS about a decade ago. This guy will probably need to register as a sex offender now.
 
Pockafrusta
2012-02-11 09:36:55 AM
unrecoverable
 
tasteslikegreen
2012-02-11 09:41:26 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
DubyaHater
2012-02-11 10:04:51 AM
I wonder if it was worth ruining his life, just to see some 15 year old snatch.
 
ChrisDe
2012-02-11 10:10:06 AM
This guy was not only a coach, but also a principal? Was.
 
The Smails Kid
2012-02-11 10:15:57 AM
ChrisDe: This guy was not only a coach, but also a principal? Was.

When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.
 
TiiiMMMaHHH
2012-02-11 10:17:58 AM
pics or GTFO

and

...was she hot?!?

/oblig
//i hear hell is nice this time of year.
 
The_Pink_Pimp
2012-02-11 10:18:28 AM
Commando, thong, or granny panties?
 
zamboni
2012-02-11 10:28:17 AM
Who the hell does he think he is... Patrick Stewart or sumpin'?

/I've seen everything. I've seen it all.
 
arcas
2012-02-11 10:31:43 AM
Congratulations, Coach/Principle Loftin! You've just won a lifetime membership to the child sex offender registry! Again, congratulations!
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 10:41:53 AM
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"Geez, dude, wasting a good prank on a old GIRL? What were you thinking? LOL...."
 
Baryogenesis
2012-02-11 10:50:21 AM
inclemency: I also am curious as to what made this seem like a good idea to anyone at any time.

Bears
Bears
Bears
 
GoldSpider
2012-02-11 11:02:37 AM
tasteslikegreen: Pics or it didn't happen.

The Smails Kid: When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.

LesserEvil: "Geez, dude, wasting a good prank on a old GIRL? What were you thinking? LOL...."

Well, no need for me to participate in this one...
 
MAYORBOB
2012-02-11 11:06:26 AM
A much more intriguing tale of academic hijinx is the next story on the link (new window) about a kid suing his fraternity over a failed bottle rocket launching from another frat bro's butthole. FTA -- "we did a quick search of YouTube for "bottle rocket and anus" and found 126 results" which is most assuredly a validation of internet rule #34.
 
MBrady
2012-02-11 11:07:41 AM
The_Pink_Pimp: Commando, thong, or granny panties?

Telly Savalas, Marine cut, or wild & wooly
 
ChrisDe
2012-02-11 11:14:42 AM
MAYORBOB: A much more intriguing tale of academic hijinx is the next story on the link (new window) about a kid suing his fraternity over a failed bottle rocket launching from another frat bro's butthole. FTA -- "we did a quick search of YouTube for "bottle rocket and anus" and found 126 results" which is most assuredly a validation of internet rule #34.

And from your link we get this gem:

Naked Man Tries to Turn Himself Into Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at Supermarket, Covers Himself in Chocolate & Peanut Butter
 
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-02-11 11:16:58 AM
Everyone knows you dont pull off the sweatpants of a girls basketball player....you do that to a girls volleyball player....Come On Man
 
rkiller1
2012-02-11 04:45:00 PM
Sounds like a pack of funsters. I apparently went to the wrong hich school.
 
CornFedIowan
2012-02-11 04:56:48 PM
Mods, you're better than this. The firing happened a week and a half ago.
 
SharkTrager
2012-02-11 06:35:50 PM
CornFedIowan: Mods, you're better than this. The firing happened a week and a half ago.

To be fair, the article is only 4 days old.

Complain to "bad jocks" for posting "The school will not say how Loftin has been disciplined, but local police are investigating." when he had been fired 8 days before they posted the story.
 
JPINFV
2012-02-11 06:42:29 PM
15?

a.imagehost.org
 
El Dudereno
2012-02-11 08:46:20 PM
MBrady: The_Pink_Pimp: Commando, thong, or granny panties?

Telly Savalas, Marine cut, or wild & wooly

Grizzly Adams.
 
lecavalier
2012-02-11 08:47:43 PM
"The school will not say how Loftin has been disciplined, but local police are investigating."

You farking scream at him and threaten his job and freedom if it happens again. Unless he was high-fiving people immediately afterwards (I am sure he was farking mortified), that's what normal people do.
 
RangerTaylor [TotalFark]
2012-02-12 01:44:56 AM
Well, that sucks. You done goofed. Yet another really dumb decision.
 
stillmatik
2012-02-12 09:02:19 PM
aww poop (penny)
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 11:05:50 AM
Ow My Balls: At what point did that seem like a good idea, especially in this day and age?

As my son would say, IKR?, back in MY day, when I was in HS we used to convince the girls to do it to EACH OTHER, and if a half-naked cat-fight ensued while someone kept the coach distracted and in his office? Well so much the better.
 
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