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brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:52:29 AM
My guess is that you'd have to be totally Loony Tunes (new window).
 
WI241TH [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 01:18:03 AM
What ever happened to the sticky bandits?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 11:33:03 AM
Last week Shayegan pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of assault after his arrest in Helena, Mont. He acknowledged jumping on two players at a soccer tournament in October

What's wrong with this country? A real soccer player wouldn't have pressed charges. They would have just beat the shiat out of him.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 11:36:05 AM
Mugato: Last week Shayegan pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of assault after his arrest in Helena, Mont. He acknowledged jumping on two players at a soccer tournament in October

What's wrong with this country? A real soccer player wouldn't have pressed charges. They would have just beat the shiat out of him fallen over before he got to them and feigned injury.

Fixed
 
nytmare
2012-02-11 12:10:49 PM
Better than being "The Doggystyle Bandit"
 
Shakes
2012-02-11 12:15:48 PM
i327.photobucket.com

John?
 
sure haven't
2012-02-11 12:16:49 PM
You're sick, Marv, you know that?
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:17:15 PM
I'm a bareback bandit.
 
GentlemanJ
2012-02-11 12:18:43 PM
That's okay--he'll get arrested again and meet the Bareback Butt Bandits in jail...
 
AKTurkey [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:20:48 PM
Bandit: Imma gonna assault and batter you, but it's ok because I'm the piggyback bandit!

Police: shiat, we're powerless to stop, he's the piggyback bandit! Let's go kick those celebrating fans in the head instead.
 
RoxtarRyan
2012-02-11 12:21:45 PM
Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.....
 
LegacyDL
2012-02-11 12:21:56 PM
No love for "The Wet Bandits"?
 
AKTurkey [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:22:47 PM
what a piggyback bandit may look like:

www.nastyhobbit.org
 
LeroyBourne
2012-02-11 12:25:01 PM
Oh god, he's probably one of those guys who grad hs a long time ago that still refers to the team he played for as 'we.'
 
JasonOfOrillia
2012-02-11 12:27:48 PM
Better than being the leg-humping bandit.

/robble robble?
 
stoppit
2012-02-11 12:32:42 PM
I detest opening a page and having an audio scream at me "CONGRATULATIONS - YOU'VE WON". I think that's the third in the last couple of days.
 
Hair Salad
2012-02-11 12:34:49 PM
www.floridatransam.com
The One and Only Bandit
 
Lone Stranger
2012-02-11 12:36:14 PM
The high school wrestling team might just like that. He should go for it.
 
phoxxy
2012-02-11 12:37:01 PM
What? No....

i.imgur.com

... reference?


You guys are slipping. :P
 
zaier
2012-02-11 12:38:13 PM
stoppit: I detest opening a page and having an audio scream at me "CONGRATULATIONS - YOU'VE WON". I think that's the third in the last couple of days.

You could just get an adblocker.
 
trappedspirit
2012-02-11 12:40:43 PM
Lone Stranger: The high school wrestling team might just like that. He should go for it.

They would probably start checking each other's oil
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:45:42 PM
Check this guy's computer, you'll probably find some interesting stuff. Then again that probably applies to all of us.
 
pi8you
2012-02-11 12:45:54 PM
Also banned from all high school sporting events in Montana and North Dakota, watch out South Dakota, you're next.
 
offmymeds
2012-02-11 12:48:25 PM
zaier: stoppit: I detest opening a page and having an audio scream at me "CONGRATULATIONS - YOU'VE WON". I think that's the third in the last couple of days.

You could just get an adblocker.

Or turn your speakers off.
 
Plant Rights Activist
2012-02-11 12:53:34 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

better than sticky finger bandits
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:54:37 PM
a.imageshack.us
 
Alleyoop
2012-02-11 01:09:24 PM
 
Queensowntalia
2012-02-11 01:11:17 PM
nytmare: Better than being "The Doggystyle Bandit"

Or the Brokeback Bandit.
 
MBooda
2012-02-11 01:16:42 PM
Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, Maurice, whatever.
thebluesblogger.com
 
Marcintosh
2012-02-11 01:21:03 PM
creepy - far too creepy

Lock him up
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-02-11 01:42:42 PM
Friggin' talking banner ad...

Congratulations-You won suck!
Congratulations-you won suck!

(Need to put adblock on the ol' laptop)
 
wideangle
2012-02-11 02:24:08 PM
For my money, I'll take the Enema Bandit over the Piggyback Bandit any day of the week: Link (new window)
 
TomD9938
2012-02-11 02:29:32 PM
He's traveled from Seattle to Minnesota for the sole purpose of jumping on kids' backs.

Never mind why. Id like to know, how does he pay for his travels. Where is he from? How does he find the time?

TF video says he's a convicted felon. Pray tell, fair reporter, where was this conviction and what was it for?

Denied!
 
had98c
2012-02-11 02:45:48 PM
He probably run Bartertown too.
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-02-11 02:47:30 PM
Seems like an odd fetish. If there is "gratification" involved, it's only going to last a second or two.
Surely he can find a role-playing buddy instead ...
 
Inhalien
2012-02-11 03:19:10 PM
This looks like a Cats-22 situation to me.

cache.gawkerassets.com
 
offmymeds
2012-02-11 03:24:51 PM
Inhalien: This looks like a Cats-22 situation to me.

[cache.gawkerassets.com image 500x442]

i.huffpost.com
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 03:27:51 PM
Hey now...every hobby has its extremists. I'm sure most of those involved just jump on kids' backs to have something to do in their garages on the weekends.
 
FedExPope
2012-02-11 05:44:53 PM
Don't you actually have to be stealing things to considered a bandit? If not, you can call me the pussy bandit.

/definitely not a rapist
 
Isildur
2012-02-12 10:09:57 PM
Submitter: How completely lame do you have to be to bill yourself as "The Piggyback Bandit?" Ask this guy


Actually, being completely lame is one of the more legitimate reasons for piggybacking.

/but not on random high school athletes, I'll grant you
 
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