Likes it up the tailpipe....

So wait... locking gas cap == chastity belt?

Agree with folk above ^^ a LUMINA !?!?!

This is just another sign that civilization is doomed! DOOMED!

Seriously, I thought furries were bad, wtf is this?

Could this get any sicker?

Yes.

he was a fast machine he kept his motor clean
he was the best damn woman that I ever seen
he had the sightless eyes telling me no lies

A Lumina? At least get a Cadillac or something, and if you really are this farked up, keep it to yourself. Why the hell do people feel the need to parade their perversions and obvious mental illnesses all over television? We all have our problems, I daresay hardly anyone hasn't farked a transexual midget or two, but most of us don't talk about it.

I wish my Jeep had a hoo ha.

... But enough about subby's mom

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Greased and slicked down fine, groovy leather trim,
I like the way you hold the road, (daddy?), it ain't no sin.

Anyone else for a Mercury Mistress?

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Anyone else for a Mercury Mistress?

Not until you've read this^

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/I went on the internet today, and I found this
//hot like dat tailpipe

Fine, if you want to do this at this point, okay, but these little "variances" in behavior tend to expand and there's no telling where his mind will be in 5-10 years.

Good luck to his neighbors.

Tiger Lillies 'motor car'
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I read somewhere that Gary Larson hadn't intended for that particular comic to turn out as dirty as it did, and was surprised by the amount of hate mail he got as a result.

I know that when I saw it as a kid, I assumed that the dog had killed the car, and was standing on top in triumph.

Freddie weighs in..Oooh

The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Link (new window)Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

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That's a '98 or '99 Monte Carlo z-34. I own a '97.

I can understand liking the interior. Everything's well thought out, simple to use, and you can work the radio, heater, lights, etc... without even thinking about it. Driving that car feels like wearing a tailored suit. Plus, it's certainly not the ugliest thing GM ever cranked out.

Now for the dysfunctional side of the relationship. The suspension at all four corners is made out of thin stamped steel, with bushings the consistency of bubble gum and spings mismatched to the sway bars. Going into a corner feels like nose diving into a mud puddle. Uses the typical fail-o-matic (tm) GM hub bearing assemblies, guaranteed to start rattling at 50K. Doing an alternator change involves nearly pulling the entire engine. The gearbox is nothing more than a flimsily made ticking time bomb.

The only reason mine has lasted as long as it has is that I really dont drive it (or any car) that much. If this guy loves his car, oh well, there have been stranger things to hump. But seriously dude, theres no nice way to say this. You're in a relationship with an ugly chick who thinks she's high maintanence supermodel hot.

jagec: I read somewhere that Gary Larson hadn't intended for that particular comic to turn out as dirty as it did, and was surprised by the amount of hate mail he got as a result.

I love that people got upset.

I know that when I saw it as a kid, I assumed that the dog had killed the car, and was standing on top in triumph.

Yep, me too.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Freddie weighs in..Oooh

The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Link (new window)Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

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See also "The Key to Her Ferrari" by Thomas Dolby.

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Ah, the lengths some people will go to for attention...

malaktaus: A Lumina? At least get a Cadillac or something, and if you really are this farked up, keep it to yourself. Why the hell do people feel the need to parade their perversions and obvious mental illnesses all over television? We all have our problems, I daresay hardly anyone hasn't farked a transexual midget or two, but most of us don't talk about it.

You said you'd never mention it! Someone spiked my drink that night, I swear!

Madaynun: he was a fast machine he kept his motor clean
he was the best damn woman that I ever seen
he had the sightless eyes telling me no lies

I really wanted to come up with the next line, but
he knocked me out with those American tires
was the best I could do.

Maybe someone else with a better vocabulary can make it work.

So I was thinking I'd get a pic of a dude doing something funny to his car. I looked up "auto-fellatio" just to see and...well...just don't do that. Just take my word for it. It's not what you think.

The love nest in question?



=Smidge=
/...he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper
//nttawwt

LeroyBourne: Tiger Lillies 'motor car'
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That guy in the article would probably dig this song

I think we're all missing a major point here. This was a USED car! So he's really farking every guy that drove it before him! (Guess he's not worried about catching an STP.)

"It was love at first site," Nathaniel explained.

"I just went to PlentyofGrilles.com and he was right there on the featured profiles page, all sleek and shiny. He almost looked like he didn't have enough miles, but his profile said he was 18K..."

I used to rebuild old Cadillacs, I had a '71 Sedan, a '69 Fleetwood 75, and a '66 Coupe.

I dunno how sexual our relationships were, but they definitely took a lot out of me.

What a hillbilly. If you are going to ruin your life over a homosexual relationship with a car, raise your standards a little....I mean, a used chevy? really? c`mon

it's really sad to see TV taking advantage of people with such obviously serious mental issues. Other than the Kardashians.

But was she hotter than a 2-dollar pistol? (new window)

He was kissing the bumper??? Wow, any idea where that bumper has been? Can you imagine the bug shiat, the bird shiat, the road shiat on that. I bet he would kiss his roommate's a**. Wait a minute, he probably does so the bumper is the safe sex part.

I love you, Fred Sanford's truck.

/cue theme music

My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.

Ugg.... first it was reality tv, and now fake reality tv shows.