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phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:04:19 PM
Really? Something smells fishy here.
 
WI241TH [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:24:18 PM
This close to Valentine's day? What a romantic
 
miss diminutive
2012-02-10 11:39:50 PM
Did he send her Myspace/duckface pictures of her panties? If so, electric chair.
 
xl5150
2012-02-10 11:46:24 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 12:56:23 AM
This is what happens when you use the dark power of the friend zone. You can literally scramble someone's brains and then they'll be crazy enough to break into your house and steal you underwear.

From this:

img2-2.timeinc.net


to this:

3.bp.blogspot.com

You have been warned!
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 01:26:29 AM
Let me see that thong,tha-tha-tha-thong....
 
OBBN [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 03:20:05 AM
Did he really not see his master plan ending up with him being arrested? Sending pictures to her and then agreeing to meet her for the "exchange". How in the world did he not think that this would end up with him in handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit?
 
Rufus Lee King
2012-02-11 03:25:14 AM
Goddamnit, Mapplethorpe!

www.outsideleft.com
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 03:31:21 AM
OBBN: How in the world did he not think that this would end up with him in handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit?

Friendzone. It scrambles brains.
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2012-02-11 03:39:46 AM
I like this guys moxie.
 
Leskay
2012-02-11 03:40:55 AM
the absurd thing here: Plenty of women would rate this a terrible crime and would like to see this man in jail and his whole life ruined.

B-b-but panties ! Vagina ! Unauthorised ! Jail !!!11!

/fear my straw man argument
 
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-11 03:48:08 AM
mimg.ugo.com
Panty Raid! (new window)(pnsfw)
 
Mithiwithi [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 03:51:19 AM
I like the posts talking about the "friend zone" In the case of a man who steals a woman's panties and sends her texts of them. The implications are just so fascinatingly creepy.

/welcome to Fark
 
Degenz
2012-02-11 03:56:08 AM
I'm incarcerated and wearing pink underwear in the Maricopa county jail so I'm getting a real ki...
 
nobodyUwannaknow
2012-02-11 04:16:34 AM
Was he modeling the panties in the pictures he sent?
As a hat?
 
Bigdogdaddy
2012-02-11 04:44:32 AM
www.filmbuffonline.com

These guys approve! Imagine the havoc these guys could have created with a cell phone.
 
Jamieboy
2012-02-11 05:19:33 AM
Someone who steals underwear and then sends the owner pics sounds suspiciously like a character from an upcoming John Waters movie. It did happen in Baltimore so it's possible.
 
culebra
2012-02-11 05:22:41 AM
Jamieboy: Someone who steals underwear and then sends the owner pics sounds suspiciously like a character from an upcoming John Waters movie. It did happen in Baltimore so it's possible.

Or a twisted version of Amelie.
 
KrispyKritter
2012-02-11 05:35:44 AM
Jamieboy: Someone who steals underwear and then sends the owner pics sounds suspiciously like a character from an upcoming John Waters movie. It did happen in Baltimore so it's possible.

upcoming? 1981, Polyester. Elmer Fishpaw, the son.
 
wambu
2012-02-11 05:45:11 AM
Was that wrong? He sent her pictures of her panties probably because he assumed she missed them. He was concerned for her feelings.

/just can't win with women
 
Lone Stranger
2012-02-11 06:42:15 AM
At least this guy was most likely stealing used panties that had not been laundered. The guy who was stealing my ex-girlfriends panties from the dryer was just doing it wrong.
 
Anastacya
2012-02-11 06:58:24 AM
Why not steal the bras, too (and no, I didn't RTFA, so if he did, oops)? Then he could dress up a mannequin and have a full blown fantasy.

/ooh baby, are you a DD or a B today? Let's see what's in the ol' dufflebag
 
RY28
2012-02-11 07:00:48 AM
Muhamad Atta ?


/DRTFA
 
tankjr
2012-02-11 07:04:17 AM
That's hilarious. I hope he doesn't do much time because this is all in good fun. Like stealing a garden gnome and taking it on vacation.
 
lwpengy
2012-02-11 07:11:10 AM
Grables Daughter post a few burlesque pics and next thing you now her panties are being held hostage. What a world
 
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-11 07:42:11 AM
Lone Stranger: At least this guy was most likely stealing used panties that had not been laundered. The guy who was stealing my ex-girlfriends panties from the dryer was just doing it wrong.

That happened to me once. I left the laundromat to get a coffee and someone took all my panties out of the dryer. Pissed me off.

The guy in TFA sounds like a real winner. It would have been better if he had been wearing them and had a raging boner.
 
Julie Cochrane [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 07:53:15 AM
OBBN: Did he really not see his master plan ending up with him being arrested? Sending pictures to her and then agreeing to meet her for the "exchange". How in the world did he not think that this would end up with him in handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit?

Because she was "wrong" and he was "Right."

People in disputes tend to get blinded to everything else when they're Right.
 
martid4 [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 07:57:46 AM
They had me at, "her back door was pried open."

/she sounds tight.
 
Julie Cochrane [TotalFark]
2012-02-11 08:07:19 AM
Loser ex-boyfriend. Stole the jewelry he gave her. Stole some other stuff. Stole her panties. Stealing the panties was a desperate ploy to manipulate her into seeing him again.

Nope, doesn't even have the "excuse" of the indignity of the friend zone. He was just a wuss who lost the girl and was too pathetic to pick up his balls and move on.

He got to see her again. Briefly.

/been the girl who lost the guy
//wasn't fun
///happens to all of us
////you move on
 
Saberus Terras
2012-02-11 08:43:12 AM
What a dumbfark move. Even if he never set up an 'exchange', he would have been screwed, since cellphones embed identifying data into their pictures. Even worse if it was a GPS enabled phone, they wouldn't have to hope he was at his listed home address, they'd have exact coordinates, and all the data to get the real-time location of this dumbshiat.
 
BurnShrike
2012-02-11 08:46:01 AM
This is why you never send pictures of the panties you stole! You just take them home, try them on, and put them in the drawer with the rest. Gah, amateurs.
 
altinos
2012-02-11 08:46:13 AM
Link (new window)
 
altinos
2012-02-11 08:47:49 AM
Saberus Terras: What a dumbfark move. Even if he never set up an 'exchange', he would have been screwed, since cellphones embed identifying data into their pictures. Even worse if it was a GPS enabled phone, they wouldn't have to hope he was at his listed home address, they'd have exact coordinates, and all the data to get the real-time location of this dumbshiat.

All you have to do is load the picture into some cheap photo editor, resize it, save it, and then all the GPS data is lost.

Not that I would know or anything. :)
 
elkraf
2012-02-11 08:54:11 AM
Did the police make her try them on to prove they were hers? If they don't fit you must acquit!
 
rjakobi
2012-02-11 09:40:26 AM
tankjr: That's hilarious. I hope he doesn't do much time because this is all in good fun. Like stealing a garden gnome and taking it on vacation.

That would have been more sociably acceptable, sure. And damn you for stealing my exact thought.
 
Saberus Terras
2012-02-11 09:43:22 AM
altinos: Saberus Terras: What a dumbfark move. Even if he never set up an 'exchange', he would have been screwed, since cellphones embed identifying data into their pictures. Even worse if it was a GPS enabled phone, they wouldn't have to hope he was at his listed home address, they'd have exact coordinates, and all the data to get the real-time location of this dumbshiat.

All you have to do is load the picture into some cheap photo editor, resize it, save it, and then all the GPS data is lost.

Not that I would know or anything. :)

True... but would the genius in TFA have thought of that?
 
altinos
2012-02-11 09:50:58 AM
Saberus Terras: True... but would the genius in TFA have thought of that?

I suppose that's why he's in the news, isn't it?
 
Shazam999
2012-02-11 10:09:15 AM
Or, as I call it, Friday.
 
EdNortonsTwin
2012-02-11 10:29:04 AM
Is it wrong that this made me laugh?
 
Jack Kerouac
2012-02-11 05:10:28 PM
Julie Cochrane:
He got to see her again. Briefly.

Indeed.
 
Leskay
2012-02-11 10:33:57 PM
Julie Cochrane: Loser ex-boyfriend. Stole the jewelry he gave her. Stole some other stuff. Stole her panties. Stealing the panties was a desperate ploy to manipulate her into seeing him again.

Nope, doesn't even have the "excuse" of the indignity of the friend zone. He was just a wuss who lost the girl and was too pathetic to pick up his balls and move on.

He got to see her again. Briefly.

/been the girl who lost the guy
//wasn't fun
///happens to all of us
////you move on

Golf clap. Well summarised.

/so
/how you doin'?
///am I doing it right?
 
foxyshadis
2012-02-12 09:32:17 PM
altinos: Saberus Terras: What a dumbfark move. Even if he never set up an 'exchange', he would have been screwed, since cellphones embed identifying data into their pictures. Even worse if it was a GPS enabled phone, they wouldn't have to hope he was at his listed home address, they'd have exact coordinates, and all the data to get the real-time location of this dumbshiat.

All you have to do is load the picture into some cheap photo editor, resize it, save it, and then all the GPS data is lost.

Not that I would know or anything. :)

Be careful, most photo editors actually keep all metadata (including unedited thumbnails, which have been used in court cases). It's better to specifically save it without metadata or use an image viewer that can tell you what's in there and strip it off. That trips up lots of would-be crooks.
 
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