Is it just me, or does that baby look older than brand new?

jennyz: Is it just me, or does that baby look older than brand new?

A little, but the kid is almost a month old now...and some kids are born with more hair than others...it'll probably fall out in a bit...

SubBass49: jennyz: Is it just me, or does that baby look older than brand new?

A little, but the kid is almost a month old now...and some kids are born with more hair than others...it'll probably fall out in a bit...

FTFM

"Blue Ivy"? Really?

FormlessOne: "Blue Ivy"? Really?

This.

Blue Ivy? Isn't that a Derek Zoolander pose?

FormlessOne: "Blue Ivy"? Really?

This name is like, grody to the max

STOP BREAKING TRADEMARKS!

Say what you will but that is one beautiful baby.

/Not a fan of Jay Z or Beyonce.

FormlessOne: "Blue Ivy"? Really?

Seriously. More like:

Dear God, I wonder can you save me?
Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body
Dear God, I wonder can you save me?
Secret society, tryna keep they eye on me

Jay-Z is a very dark black. Beyonce is mostly black. Why does their kid look Hispanic? I don't give a fark what anyone says - that is not their biological child.

Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black. Beyonce is mostly black. Why does their kid look Hispanic? I don't give a fark what anyone says - that is not their biological child.

I agree that doesn't look like their kid but Chappelle made a joke once about how his wife is Asian and he's 3/4 black, so that makes his kid Puerto Rican somehow.

Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

Jay-Z is also far from being light skinned. I agree the kid looks more hispanic than black. Those rumors are looking pretty true to me at this point. I would honestly be surprised if this kid is their biological child. Just look at her hair. Both Jay-Z & Beyonce have naturally kinky hair. Look at REALLY old photos of Beyonce. Her hair used to have the typical texture to it.

nimawai: drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

Jay-Z is also far from being light skinned. I agree the kid looks more hispanic than black. Those rumors are looking pretty true to me at this point. I would honestly be surprised if this kid is their biological child. Just look at her hair. Both Jay-Z & Beyonce have naturally kinky hair. Look at REALLY old photos of Beyonce. Her hair used to have the typical texture to it.

According to her Wikipedia page:

Knowles' father is African American. Her mother, a Louisiana Creole, has African, French, Native American, and Irish ancestry.

People who are Creole can have very light skin. So, it's entirely possible for Beyonce's baby to have light skin.

I don't get what people are trying to biatch about, it easily looks like their kid, hell beyonce looks almost white in most pictures and jay-z is not that farking dark.

Besides I was much more interested in the link of the kid who dresses like cartman.......
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/real-life-eric-cartman-found- says-hes-just-a-guy-who-loves-dressing-like-eric-cartman/

CraicBaby: nimawai: drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

Jay-Z is also far from being light skinned. I agree the kid looks more hispanic than black. Those rumors are looking pretty true to me at this point. I would honestly be surprised if this kid is their biological child. Just look at her hair. Both Jay-Z & Beyonce have naturally kinky hair. Look at REALLY old photos of Beyonce. Her hair used to have the typical texture to it.

According to her Wikipedia page:

Knowles' father is African American. Her mother, a Louisiana Creole, has African, French, Native American, and Irish ancestry.

People who are Creole can have very light skin. So, it's entirely possible for Beyonce's baby to have light skin.

Her mother is black. Creoles are crazy, trying to keep the 'mulatto/quadroon/octoroon/better-than-black-cuz-Im-french' shiat alive.

El Pelon: Say what you will but that is one beautiful baby.
/Not a fan of Jay Z or Beyonce.

Yeah, I was going to try and make fun of them for something again, after hearing about how they bought the kid diamond-encrusted cribs or some damn thing, but they weren't kidding--that's a beautiful child.

Millions? Try 50 Cents.

steamingpile: I don't get what people are trying to biatch about, it easily looks like their kid, hell beyonce looks almost white in most pictures and jay-z is not that farking dark.

Besides I was much more interested in the link of the kid who dresses like cartman.......
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/real-life-eric-cartman-found- says-hes-just-a-guy-who-loves-dressing-like-eric-cartman/

That's intentional. Beyonce is pulling a Madame X, only with photoshop, a fistful of weave and makeup instead of just lavender white troweled on. Beyonce is light skinned, but she's not so light skinned she'd be mistaken for near-white unless her style choices are on purpose -- and they are. She has to be 'on' 24/7, she can not allow herself to destroy the fantasy of 'black but not too black' when photographed.

Back on topic and not specifically directed to you, as for the baby, black children come in all colors of the rainbow, and their hair comes in all textures. (See also, Steve Nash's ex-wife's love child)

that's a brilliant photo of beyonce holding the baby.

kudos to the photographer

/think the kid is cute and the parents look "oh shiat we have a baby" happy, still don't want any of my own

jennyz: Is it just me, or does that baby look older than brand new?

Looks fairly brand new to me. My son was born looking like a 2 month old; the 10 lb birth weight and long mohawk didn't help.

drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

You must be black. I don't here too many references to blu-black here. Good show.

I'm sure the outrage over how Beyonce treated the hospital staff and inconvenienced other patients and families has nothing to do with these "free" pictures.

Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black. Beyonce is mostly black. Why does their kid look Hispanic? I don't give a fark what anyone says - that is not their biological child.

My wife is 3/4 Black & 1/4 Puerto Rican...

I'm mixed with French, Irish, Black, Black-Irish, Native American, etc. (in other words, I look White)

Our daughters:
- One has green eyes, very light skin, and curly dirty-blonde hair
- The other has blue eyes (they might still change color), very light skin, and is too young for us to know what her hair will turn out to be like.

Motherfarkin' genetics - How do they work?

/btw...there's no way in hell we thought our kids would have light eyes and light skin...
//Would post pics, but can imagine the farked up things ya'll would do with 'em...but at least they're not home-schooled (too obscure?)

Beautiful little girl. Luckilly, she looks like her mother.

I don't know what you are all talking about that this kid isn't "black". Beyonce is light skinned, and even Jay Z is on the lighter end. If you go to Africa, you will notice that African Americans are generally MUCH lighter than their African relatives (due to all that master/slave rape stuff).

Also baby hair changes a LOT. I used to have straight bright blonde hair. Now I have brown wavy hair.

Y U LUK AWAY BTCH?

How much did the biological mom make off this deal?

thisone: that's a brilliant photo of beyonce holding the baby.

kudos to the photographer

/think the kid is cute and the parents look "oh shiat we have a baby" happy, still don't want any of my own

Uh yeah, that's the exact look on her face.

It's more along the lines of "ok are we done, please get this strange disgusting child off of me before it wrinkles my clothes."

/that ain't her kid

FormlessOne: "Blue Ivy"? Really?

That's what I thought, too, but it's their concern, not mine.
Kid's initials are BIC, though. I would have avoided that.

Bazinga In My Pants: FormlessOne: "Blue Ivy"? Really?

Seriously. More like:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 332x400]

Wtf is that? Some kind of chocolate candy people porn? lol

Kid is cute. Yes she will lose that hair.

I'm pretty sure they went up on Jay-Z's site first:
http://lifeandtimes.com/glory

/sorry no linky

Well looks like she inherited her fathers trademark camel face

Actually not too different from the joke photoshops posted before she was born.

I wonder if they've already sacrificed the baby's twin to the Illuminati?

Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black. Beyonce is mostly black. Why does their kid look Hispanic? I don't give a fark what anyone says - that is not their biological child.

Beyonce is half Creole, so there is that.

Also, if you're going to ponder that one, you have to wonder why Mariah Carey's kids look almost white.

Urinal Cake Mix: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black. Beyonce is mostly black. Why does their kid look Hispanic? I don't give a fark what anyone says - that is not their biological child.

Beyonce is half Creole, so there is that.

Also, if you're going to ponder that one, you have to wonder why Mariah Carey's kids look almost white.

Look at a pic of Mariah Carey when she was a kid and you'll see...

Again, like I said before, genetics are a crazy thing.

hufnmouth: drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

You must be black. I don't here too many references to blu-black here. Good show.

I always thought the term was "purple", as in Tommy Frazier is so black he's purple.

America's royal couple

wut?

zunkus: hufnmouth: drjekel_mrhyde: Atomic Spunk: Jay-Z is a very dark black

He's far from being dark skinned.
Micheal Jordan is a dark black.
Wesley Snipes is a Blu-black.

You must be black. I don't here too many references to blu-black here. Good show.

I always thought the term was "purple", as in Tommy Frazier is so black he's purple.

Think of it this way: Look at Superman's hair in the comics. Where ever the light shines on it it is blue. Therefore his hair is so black that in the sunlight it's blue.