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French roadbuilders find 21 German WWI soldiers...and 1 goat
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MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-10 07:26:34 PM
Almost a full case of soured Krauts
ghare
2012-02-10 07:47:57 PM
"It is estimated that over 165,000 Commonwealth soldiers are still unaccounted for on the Western Front."
Daaaaaannng.
jtown
2012-02-10 08:09:47 PM
2wolves
2012-02-10 08:13:21 PM
"Building tool: A large hammer (left) that archaeologists believe was used to help dig the trench network"
When I think of digging tools a hammer leaps to mind.
medius
2012-02-10 08:14:15 PM
goat farking huns
sblocal
2012-02-10 08:16:48 PM
Strange the article didnt mention that the road builders surrendered to the soldiers before alerting authorities o their find.
StokeyBob
2012-02-10 08:17:20 PM
So they had a war where the first thing they had you do is dig your grave and wait in it...
ThreeEdgedSword
2012-02-10 08:17:25 PM
But why one goat?
doglover
2012-02-10 08:23:41 PM
ThreeEdgedSword
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But why one goat?
How the hell do you think they died?
Oznog
2012-02-10 08:25:39 PM
Well, we really dodged a bullet this time, but the season's gonna end sooner or later.
'aye 'av a cunning plan, Sir... But unfortunately, we need a goat. And there's just one problem, we NEED a goat...
Omahawg
2012-02-10 08:27:59 PM
Hmm. Wonder if one of them wasn't my great-grandma's brother. I know he died fighting for the heroic Germans against the evil and belligerent English pig-dogs but I'm unsure of the circumstances.
skinnyartist
2012-02-10 08:28:07 PM
Not amused.
Gough
2012-02-10 08:31:01 PM
When I started reading the headline, I thought it was going to be "French roadbuilders find 21 German WWI bombs" or something similar. This happens a lot more often than people realize. The French demineurs remove almost 1000 tons of unexploded ordnance every year; the farmers refer to shells that they plow up as the "iron harvest".
Brainwash
2012-02-10 08:31:27 PM
21:1, lucky goat she was.
Jon H
2012-02-10 08:32:09 PM
It happened in france.
/beware of france
Coelacanth
2012-02-10 08:34:54 PM
That was my grandfather's war.
zato_ichi
2012-02-10 08:35:11 PM
2wolves
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"Building tool: A large hammer (left) that archaeologists believe was used to help dig the trench network"
When I think of digging tools a hammer leaps to mind.
Maybe to drive reinforcing pylons in the ground. To hold the earth back from collapsing into the trench when it rains.
Ahhh...dis whar es 'ell on airth
stuhayes2010
2012-02-10 08:35:12 PM
I'm sure most wars are hell. But ww1 has to be one of the worst to fight in.
Yaxe
2012-02-10 08:35:58 PM
ghare
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"It is estimated that over 165,000 Commonwealth soldiers are still unaccounted for on the Western Front."
Daaaaaannng.
To say that the Western Front was a bit of meat grinder is an understatement.
9beers
2012-02-10 08:36:08 PM
I bet that goat had a sore asshloe.
bump
2012-02-10 08:36:10 PM
21 WWI German soldiers and NIxon's coming, they're finally on their own...
martid4
2012-02-10 08:37:05 PM
Maybe they meant goatse:
Lord Schtupp
2012-02-10 08:37:34 PM
LaughingRadish
2012-02-10 08:38:10 PM
This one looks like a coinpurse and coins, but I don't think steel was much used for coinage then.
bump
2012-02-10 08:38:49 PM
Those soldiers were reported missing in 1945.. they say the sun came out at night. They say it sang to them...
martid4
2012-02-10 08:39:21 PM
Maybe they meant goatse:
Amos Quito
2012-02-10 08:39:22 PM
"archaeologists are still trying to work out what the item on the right is"
It's a coin purse.
Or a street light.
lordargent
2012-02-10 08:39:38 PM
zato_ichi: Maybe to drive reinforcing pylons in the ground.
Jon H
2012-02-10 08:44:06 PM
Yaxe
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ghare: "It is estimated that over 165,000 Commonwealth soldiers are still unaccounted for on the Western Front."
Daaaaaannng.
To say that the Western Front was a bit of meat grinder is an understatement.
All Quiet on the Western Front
(new window)brings back some thoughts. Kinda like Das Boot.
Delay
2012-02-10 08:44:48 PM
The roadbuilders surrendered on the spot, right?
Bong Hits For Mohammed
2012-02-10 08:45:58 PM
Hey conductor!
What place is this? Where are we now??
RoyBatty
2012-02-10 08:46:35 PM
What an amazing find, thank you subby,
Devolving_Spud
2012-02-10 08:47:27 PM
Black Adder
(new window) Obligatory. Gulp.
Amos Quito
2012-02-10 08:48:12 PM
stuhayes2010
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I'm sure most wars are hell. But ww1 has to be one of the worst to fight in.
35 million deaths. About 10 million from disease.
Coelacanth
2012-02-10 08:48:42 PM
Yaxe
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To say that the Western Front was a bit of meat grinder is an understatement.
My grandfather and six of his friends were the only survivors out of a battalion of 600.
JustHereForThePics
2012-02-10 08:52:19 PM
I.D. of the guy who was thrown down the stairs in the "foetal" position?
//yeah, I hot linked, what of it?
Delay
2012-02-10 08:55:09 PM
Coelacanth
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Yaxe: To say that the Western Front was a bit of meat grinder is an understatement.
My grandfather and six of his friends were the only survivors out of a battalion of 600.
Wow. That was only a 1% chance you are even here.
thisispete
2012-02-10 08:59:01 PM
Amos Quito
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stuhayes2010: I'm sure most wars are hell. But ww1 has to be one of the worst to fight in.
35 million deaths. About 10 million from disease.
One of the greatest tragedies of the twentieth century. If it weren't for that, maybe some of the other bad things in the decades since could have been avoided. No Russian Revolution - at least not the Communist one, no rise of Hitler, no carving up of the Ottoman Empire into such an unstable mess.
And all because the Austro Hungarian Empire wanted to flez muscle and be dicks to the Serbs.
talkertopc
2012-02-10 08:59:44 PM
And now for a definition of "intact" that is completely different.
A rifle (left) lies intact after a century underground,
Iron Chef Scottish
2012-02-10 09:03:23 PM
Delay
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Coelacanth: Yaxe: To say that the Western Front was a bit of meat grinder is an understatement.
My grandfather and six of his friends were the only survivors out of a battalion of 600.
Wow. That was only a 1% chance you are even here.
Given the sheer volume of cock his grandmother was getting at the time, I'd peg the odds way lower. That he was even white is a small miracle.
0Icky0
2012-02-10 09:04:43 PM
sblocal
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Strange the article didnt mention that the road builders surrendered to the soldiers before alerting authorities o their find.
Wrong war.
They fought like mofos in this one.
Amos Quito
2012-02-10 09:06:21 PM
thisispete
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Amos Quito: stuhayes2010: I'm sure most wars are hell. But ww1 has to be one of the worst to fight in.
35 million deaths. About 10 million from disease.
One of the greatest tragedies of the twentieth century. If it weren't for that, maybe some of the other bad things in the decades since could have been avoided. No Russian Revolution - at least not the Communist one, no rise of Hitler, no carving up of the Ottoman Empire into such an unstable mess.
Yeah, there was a lot of behind-the-scenes skulduggery going on in all of that, and as you imply, we're still feeling the repercussions today.
StokeyBob
2012-02-10 09:14:37 PM
Coelacanth
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That was my grandfather's war.
Mine also. He worked in communications which consisted pretty much of two phones and a strand of wire from what I've gathered.
StokeyBob
2012-02-10 09:26:16 PM
LaughingRadish
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This one looks like a coinpurse and coins, but I don't think steel was much used for coinage then.
I'm thinking lots of things came in little tins back then. 10cm = 3.93 inches which totally changed the scale of what I thought I was seeing.
medius
2012-02-10 09:26:33 PM
will they be all right?
torquestripe
2012-02-10 09:27:31 PM
I have a to know, what is a drinks cup?
davidphogan
2012-02-10 09:32:32 PM
These men are my heroes.
Tanukis_Parachute
2012-02-10 09:32:57 PM
you build miles of trenches. do they call you a master trench builder?
you shoot many of the enemy. do they call you a great soldier?
cross no man's land. do they remember you as a lucky man?
but you die with some of your mates and a goat...
fusillade762
2012-02-10 09:37:37 PM
21 soldiers, 1 goat.
DibDub
2012-02-10 09:38:31 PM
The use of scale in those pictures is odd.. maybe they were a race of giants?!
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