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(Yahoo) Cool Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' Star still Hot at 60   (awards.music.yahoo.com) divider line 73
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2012-02-10 07:02:28 PM
I brought my pencil!
 
2012-02-10 07:06:20 PM
I feel a little tardy.
 
2012-02-10 07:12:38 PM
For 60? Hell yeah I'd say that's hot for 60. DAMN hot for that age actually.
 
2012-02-10 07:36:52 PM
I'd like her to detain me.
 
2012-02-10 08:10:08 PM
Gimme somethin' to ride on, man!


/got nothin
 
2012-02-10 08:33:23 PM
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, for...

www.redhotfranchises.com
 
2012-02-10 08:37:16 PM
 
2012-02-10 08:37:28 PM
She looks hotter than a 58 year old Christie Brinkley.
 
2012-02-10 09:05:47 PM
The new album is really good.
 
2012-02-10 09:12:25 PM
I'm old.
 
2012-02-10 09:16:17 PM
dahmers love zombie: A few better pictures (NSFW!)

Oooh-Wwwwhaa-ooooaahhh!!

/ragin' yet?
 
2012-02-10 09:19:49 PM
Aw man, I think the clock is definitely slow . . . for her.
 
2012-02-10 09:23:26 PM
GIS for Lillian Muller with safe search off was a pleasant (if NSFW) surprise.
 
2012-02-10 09:26:47 PM
Oh Sweet Jesus. 60? Really? I'll clean every part of her body and give a sponge bath. Just for the f**k of it.
 
2012-02-10 09:33:44 PM
Which curve are we grading on?
 
2012-02-10 09:37:18 PM
She is indeed still hot, not just for her age but just hot, period. Unfortunately a vegetarian who has never had a drink in her life. Sounds like a less than fun chick, also she has never had facial plastic surgery, which implies that she has had surgery of some kind. Overall I think her plastic surgeon deserves a high five.
 
2012-02-10 09:40:36 PM
The new 50?
 
2012-02-10 09:42:01 PM
torquestripe: Which curve are we grading on?

The left one.
 
2012-02-10 09:45:11 PM
malaktaus: She is indeed still hot, not just for her age but just hot, period. Unfortunately a vegetarian who has never had a drink in her life. Sounds like a less than fun chick, also she has never had facial plastic surgery, which implies that she has had surgery of some kind. Overall I think her plastic surgeon deserves a high five.

Yeah, when she was in Playboy she had quite nice natural Bs. Now she's got plastic honkers.
 
2012-02-10 09:52:23 PM
Yes, she appears in Rod Stewart's video "Do you think I'm Sexy". Yes hot, she is still is. Damn she got talking like Yoda.
 
2012-02-10 10:03:27 PM
Woah.
 
2012-02-10 10:04:50 PM
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
 
2012-02-10 10:13:48 PM
Yes.

Yes, I would.

Often, and vigorously.
 
2012-02-10 10:14:08 PM
She still makes me feel like an adolescent. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
 
2012-02-10 10:14:19 PM
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

It isn't.
 
2012-02-10 10:22:40 PM
She appears again in one of Van Halen's new videos in 3...2...
 
2012-02-10 10:29:06 PM
I'm talking about a real Yankee Rose!!!



/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-02-10 10:31:20 PM
For some reason, just today I was thinking about the summer of '82, most of which I spent in Long Beach. Being from a small, very northern California town, I can still remember my first trip to Seal Beach on a summer day. I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head. Just one perfect looking girl after another, wearing very little, and often wet. At sixteen, I was nearing a deadly testosterone overdose.

And there were the times I hit the beach strand just north of San Pedro, and rode it all of the way to Santa Monica (then back) on my bicycle. Endless eye candy.

They are all old now. At least they are all still young and perfect in my mind.
 
2012-02-10 10:35:45 PM
darch: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

It isn't.


Stage: The tiny little town I grew up in. When I was a 5th grader the new 6th grade teacher was fresh out of college (and not from around there) and was just amazingly hot. Just like the video. She didn't even do anything extra to look that way. She was only there one year. She was such a uniform distraction to all the students, faculty, and the community that I don't think they knew how to handle it and she left or was asked to leave. Literally when she walked down the sidewalk conversation stopped and all the kids outside just stared only to glance over and see the other teachers staring.

Good times.
 
2012-02-10 10:38:35 PM
Of course she's hot, she's menopausal.
 
2012-02-10 10:44:37 PM
darch: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

It isn't.


and then Crüe did "girls, girls, girls"
 
2012-02-10 10:57:58 PM
Shes hot and that song still has some of the greatest drumming ever.
 
2012-02-10 11:01:38 PM
Live Smackdown Feb 21st. Can we get a thread..
 
2012-02-10 11:02:44 PM
Mugato: I feel a little tardy.

Leave them alone, Mugato, you're way too old.
 
2012-02-10 11:17:57 PM
jaylectricity: She looks hotter than a 58 year old Christie Brinkley.


I'd say they're comparably sexy and would gladly take either of them to Mt. Climax.
 
2012-02-10 11:18:21 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Gimme somethin' to ride on, man!


/got nothin


"Write" is the word but I like yours better.
 
2012-02-10 11:37:51 PM
A skinny vegetarian? You don't say?
 
2012-02-10 11:39:32 PM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

On the other side of the coin, the 1984 album was when I stopped listening to Halen. That confirmed Diver Down was the beginning of their downhill slide.
 
2012-02-10 11:41:37 PM
RoyBatty: Mugato: I feel a little tardy.

Leave them alone, Mugato, you're way too old.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-02-10 11:49:21 PM
Mugato: I feel a little tardy.

"feel"?
 
2012-02-10 11:49:48 PM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

This is actually the pinnacle of music video achievement:
Link
 
2012-02-11 12:02:29 AM
She's 60? Damn I'm tired of getting older.
 
2012-02-11 12:55:10 AM
Just because she hasn't gotten facial plastic surgery doesn't mean she hasn't gotten procedures done, like botox or chemical peels.
 
2012-02-11 01:43:42 AM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

I don't think they have.
 
2012-02-11 01:58:52 AM
DubyaHater: She's 60? Damn I'm tired of getting older.

It beats the alternative...
 
2012-02-11 02:01:39 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

This is actually the pinnacle of music video achievement:
Link


I'm still shocked that they made something that fit in with the 80's. They will be center stage, one revival.

/we have assumed control
 
2012-02-11 04:22:20 AM
She's still hotter than most teachers I ever had.
 
2012-02-11 04:24:08 AM
GGILF?
 
2012-02-11 05:07:55 AM
OH DEAR GOD.

No Botox or plastic surgery? And she looks THAT good!? That's not just farking hot, that's "I'd hit hit for so long that lil' Icz would burst into flames and turn to ash, and I'd keep going at it with her just for her pleasure" hot...
 
2012-02-11 06:28:04 AM
darch: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.

It isn't . ?
 
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