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Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' Star still Hot at 60
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Ennuipoet
2012-02-10 07:02:28 PM
I brought my pencil!
Mugato
2012-02-10 07:06:20 PM
I feel a little tardy.
nekom
2012-02-10 07:12:38 PM
For 60? Hell yeah I'd say that's hot for 60. DAMN hot for that age actually.
Apos
2012-02-10 07:36:52 PM
I'd like her to detain me.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-10 08:10:08 PM
Gimme somethin' to
ride
on, man!
/got nothin
TommyymmoT
2012-02-10 08:33:23 PM
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, for...
dahmers love zombie
2012-02-10 08:37:16 PM
A few better pictures (NSFW!)
jaylectricity
2012-02-10 08:37:28 PM
She looks hotter than a 58 year old Christie Brinkley.
Orgasmatron138
2012-02-10 09:05:47 PM
The new album is really good.
brainlordmesomorph
2012-02-10 09:12:25 PM
I'm old.
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-02-10 09:16:17 PM
dahmers love zombie
:
A few better pictures (NSFW!)
Oooh-Wwwwhaa-ooooaahhh!!
/ragin' yet?
chewielouie
2012-02-10 09:19:49 PM
Aw man, I think the clock is definitely slow . . . for her.
threedingers
2012-02-10 09:23:26 PM
GIS for Lillian Muller with safe search off was a pleasant (if NSFW) surprise.
DrippinBalls
2012-02-10 09:26:47 PM
Oh Sweet Jesus. 60? Really? I'll clean every part of her body and give a sponge bath. Just for the f**k of it.
torquestripe
2012-02-10 09:33:44 PM
Which curve are we grading on?
malaktaus
2012-02-10 09:37:18 PM
She is indeed still hot, not just for her age but just hot, period. Unfortunately a vegetarian who has never had a drink in her life. Sounds like a less than fun chick, also she has never had
facial
plastic surgery, which implies that she has had surgery of some kind. Overall I think her plastic surgeon deserves a high five.
zvoidx
2012-02-10 09:40:36 PM
The new 50?
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-02-10 09:42:01 PM
torquestripe
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Which curve are we grading on?
The left one.
dahmers love zombie
2012-02-10 09:45:11 PM
malaktaus
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She is indeed still hot, not just for her age but just hot, period. Unfortunately a vegetarian who has never had a drink in her life. Sounds like a less than fun chick, also she has never had facial plastic surgery, which implies that she has had surgery of some kind. Overall I think her plastic surgeon deserves a high five.
Yeah, when she was in Playboy she had quite nice natural Bs. Now she's got plastic honkers.
Dialectic
2012-02-10 09:52:23 PM
Yes, she appears in Rod Stewart's video "Do you think I'm Sexy". Yes hot, she is still is. Damn she got talking like Yoda.
Makh
2012-02-10 10:03:27 PM
Woah.
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2012-02-10 10:04:50 PM
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
Piscator
2012-02-10 10:13:48 PM
Yes.
Yes, I would.
Often, and vigorously.
Dr.Zom
2012-02-10 10:14:08 PM
She still makes me feel like an adolescent. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
darch
2012-02-10 10:14:19 PM
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
It isn't.
Godscrack
2012-02-10 10:22:40 PM
She appears again in one of Van Halen's new videos in 3...2...
mekkab
2012-02-10 10:29:06 PM
I'm talking about a real Yankee Rose!!!
/amidoinitrite?
Repo Man
2012-02-10 10:31:20 PM
For some reason, just today I was thinking about the summer of '82, most of which I spent in Long Beach. Being from a small, very northern California town, I can still remember my first trip to Seal Beach on a summer day. I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head. Just one perfect looking girl after another, wearing very little, and often wet. At sixteen, I was nearing a deadly testosterone overdose.
And there were the times I hit the beach strand just north of San Pedro, and rode it all of the way to Santa Monica (then back) on my bicycle. Endless eye candy.
They are all old now. At least they are all still young and perfect in my mind.
brandent
2012-02-10 10:35:45 PM
darch
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Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
It isn't.
Stage: The tiny little town I grew up in. When I was a 5th grader the new 6th grade teacher was fresh out of college (and not from around there) and was just amazingly hot. Just like the video. She didn't even do anything extra to look that way. She was only there one year. She was such a uniform distraction to all the students, faculty, and the community that I don't think they knew how to handle it and she left or was asked to leave. Literally when she walked down the sidewalk conversation stopped and all the kids outside just stared only to glance over and see the other teachers staring.
Good times.
Yanks_RSJ
2012-02-10 10:38:35 PM
Of course she's hot, she's menopausal.
whither_apophis
2012-02-10 10:44:37 PM
darch
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Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
It isn't.
and then Crüe did "girls, girls, girls"
stuhayes2010
2012-02-10 10:57:58 PM
Shes hot and that song still has some of the greatest drumming ever.
Mr_E_Squirrel
2012-02-10 11:01:38 PM
Live Smackdown Feb 21st. Can we get a thread..
RoyBatty
2012-02-10 11:02:44 PM
Mugato
:
I feel a little tardy.
Leave them alone, Mugato, you're way too old.
Apos
2012-02-10 11:17:57 PM
jaylectricity
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She looks hotter than a 58 year old Christie Brinkley.
I'd say they're comparably sexy and would gladly take either of them to Mt. Climax.
9beers
2012-02-10 11:18:21 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Gimme somethin' to ride on, man!
/got nothin
"Write" is the word but I like yours better.
therecksays
2012-02-10 11:37:51 PM
A skinny vegetarian? You don't say?
rhiannon
2012-02-10 11:39:32 PM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
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Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
On the other side of the coin, the 1984 album was when I stopped listening to Halen. That confirmed Diver Down was the beginning of their downhill slide.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-02-10 11:41:37 PM
RoyBatty
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Mugato: I feel a little tardy.
Leave them alone, Mugato, you're way too old.
James Scameron
2012-02-10 11:49:21 PM
Mugato
:
I feel a little tardy.
"feel"?
Satanic_Hamster
2012-02-10 11:49:48 PM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
:
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
This is actually the pinnacle of music video achievement:
Link
DubyaHater
2012-02-11 12:02:29 AM
She's 60? Damn I'm tired of getting older.
cheap_thoughts
2012-02-11 12:55:10 AM
Just because she hasn't gotten facial plastic surgery doesn't mean she hasn't gotten procedures done, like botox or chemical peels.
Lando Lincoln
2012-02-11 01:43:42 AM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
:
Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
I don't think they
have.
ObeliskToucher
2012-02-11 01:58:52 AM
DubyaHater
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She's 60? Damn I'm tired of getting older.
It beats the alternative...
StoPPeRmobile
2012-02-11 02:01:39 AM
Satanic_Hamster
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
This is actually the pinnacle of music video achievement:
Link
I'm still shocked that they made something that fit in with the 80's. They will be center stage, one revival.
/we have assumed control
Alphax
2012-02-11 04:22:20 AM
She's still hotter than most teachers I ever had.
thatguyoverthere70
2012-02-11 04:24:08 AM
GGILF?
Iczer
2012-02-11 05:07:55 AM
OH DEAR GOD.
No Botox or plastic surgery? And she looks
THAT
good!? That's not just farking hot, that's "I'd hit hit for so long that lil' Icz would burst into flames and turn to ash, and I'd keep going at it with her just for
her
pleasure" hot...
SDRR
2012-02-11 06:28:04 AM
darch
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Man, when I was 8 years old I thought "Hot for Teacher" was the pinnacle of music video achievement. It didn't seem possible to surpass it.
It isn't
.
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